I wasn’t supposed to say any of this. Not today. Not ever, if I’m being honest. But then you smiled, and the cat didn’t hiss at me for once, and suddenly I was standing there with a mouthful ...
2025-07-03 21:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you ever look in the mirror and think: “I don’t know who I am, but I definitely know at least six other people who might live in there”? No? Just me? Right then.
Hello, Henc...
2025-07-02 21:08:07 +0000 UTC View PostA sterile, glowing dome of glass and silence. Choir tones hum faintly in the background, slightly off-key. A single crystal panel displays ...
2025-06-30 23:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post✉️ Official Correspondence: Inter-Celestial Conduct Enforcement
FROM: Archangel Michael
TO: Lucifer Morningstar
RE: SERAPH...
Once upon a time (read: several Octobers ago), I had a grand little tradition of doing a ridiculous Halloween YouTube series. Just me. Telling awful jokes. Every day. For 31 days. Like a monster. 2025-06-30 22:07:42 +0000 UTC View Post
☁️ HEAVENLY CENSUS ENTRY: FORM XIV-B – ARCHIVAL COPY
Official Correspondence of The League of Evil™
(Evil never sleeps. It monologues.)
Reference: Universe Designation #WV-1337 (NOT "Wayward-verse...
2025-06-30 01:33:33 +0000 UTC View PostWait a minute...
my stumbling patrons… are you drunk?
You are, aren’t you?
It was the green stuff. It’s always the bloody green stuff.
Well. Not my problem...
2025-06-24 00:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostSo, captive patrons… who exactly do you want holding you hostage this time?
It’s an ex. Obviously. But what flavour?
Two ex-lovers. Two cellars. One of them?
Remembers e...
You cough. Not convincingly. Not with dignity. But with intent.
You attempt remorse. It arrives somewhere between “I’m sorry” and “please don’t report me to Facilities...
2025-06-23 00:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostOh, sweet patrons… tell me, won’t you, when it comes to a crush confession, would you fall for the utterly smitten barista with too many freckles and not enough chill… or the jealous TV star ...
2025-06-22 22:58:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo, lovely patrons… would you rather spend the evening in with your grumpy wolf flatmate (tsundere, obviously), or the moon-drunk moth girl who keeps forgetting what personal space is? 2025-06-22 22:17:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Right then. So, darling Patrons, would you rather “flirt or fight”... or “kiss or kill”?
(Not judging. Just taking notes. For reasons.)
Option A: Skyscraper Confession 2025-06-22 22:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You lean in. Slowly. Hesitantly. With the kind of creeping dread usually reserved for replying-all to an email thread you weren't meant to be on.
You don’t mean for it to be weird....
2025-06-20 23:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostYou extend a tentative finger toward the tray. The air feels heavier now, like the moment before a very small, very stupid storm.
Contact is made.
Nothing leaps. Nothing shouts. But som...
2025-06-19 10:32:32 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday? Let’s pretend.
You find yourself in what once resembled a staff room. Now it’s more like the fossilised memory of one. Beige walls. Beige tiles. Beige morale. Everything smells...
2025-06-17 23:46:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again. Emerging from the smoke like some cursed NPC whose only dialogue is “sorry about that” and “I swear this time was different.”
Every time I get absolutely flattened by...
2025-06-17 23:29:58 +0000 UTC View PostI know you have to go. I know there’s a clock ticking, and emails waiting, and a whole world out there that needs you. But right now, I need you more. Just one more minute in bed. One more kiss t...
2025-06-11 23:43:59 +0000 UTC View PostI counted the minutes today. I always do. Not because it helps, it doesn’t , but because if I keep the numbers straight, maybe the day won’t fall apart without you in it. And now you’re fina...
2025-06-11 20:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou thought life had finally started to align. A string of lucky breaks, the right words at the right time, the world softening just enough for you to feel safe. But safety has a source, and fate h...
2025-06-02 03:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. Truth or dare?
Oh. Dare again. Of course you did.
You're not here for honesty, are you?
You want me to tell you what to do.
Fine then.
Take off your jacket. Slowly. Make ...
Content Warning: This audio contains themes of emotional manipulation, coercive control, psychological domination, self-deception, and morally ambiguous consent.
You said you...
2025-06-01 23:41:26 +0000 UTC View PostThey still talk about it in low tones. Never loud. Never in front of the new hires or the shiny badge boys. Just after closing, maybe, when the corridors echo and the tea’s gone cold. The night t...
2025-06-01 22:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostI knew someone was there long before I saw them. The air changed. The silence thickened. They crept in night after night, never touching, never taking, just watching. I left the safe open, once. Th...
2025-06-01 22:46:35 +0000 UTC View PostRight then. While I’m working my way through the audio backlog, slowly, determinedly, with the grace of someone absolutely not listening to their doctor, I’m going to aim to get at lea...
2025-05-31 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEver wonder why editing takes me so long?
Well.
Firstly, and this is key, I am, at heart, an absolute menace. I record like someone in a fugue state, often with six differ...
Content Warning: This audio contains themes of emotional manipulation, psychological control, restraint, and implied physical violence towards the listener, including references to bruising...
2025-05-30 19:45:42 +0000 UTC View PostSo.
Here’s a little note about content warnings, because I’ve been rethinking how I structure posts lately, and it seemed worth saying out loud. Or… typing quietly.
I’ve never been...
2025-05-30 18:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s be honest: editing audio is not a graceful process.
It’s not even particularly respectable. It’s just me, hunched like a gremlin, crawling frame by frame through vowel sounds and plo...
You came to me willingly. I didn’t even need to lure you in. You kissed me first, and I tasted you like honey on my lips, far too sweet for someone who was always meant to die. I warned you. I to...
2025-05-30 16:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post