Do you ever wonder if your bed resents you for leaving it every morning?
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You’ve been working yourself to the bone, haven’t you? Fine, I’ll admit it, I missed you, and yes, I m...
2025-01-26 01:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever wonder if your bed resents you for leaving it every morning?
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You’ve been working yourself to the bone, haven’t you? Fine, I’ll admit it, I missed you, and yes, I m...
2025-01-26 01:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever met someone who made you forget how words work? Embarrassing, isn’t it?
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So, hypothetically speaking, if your best mate was in love with someone, how soon would it be acceptab...
2025-01-26 00:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever met someone who made you forget how words work? Embarrassing, isn’t it?
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So, hypothetically speaking, if your best mate was in love with someone, how soon would it be acceptab...
2025-01-26 00:35:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn a scale of “ugh” to “please kill me,” how bored are you right now?
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Do you ever think about what they put on the recruitment posters? All that glamour, adventure, and exci...
2025-01-26 00:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale of “ugh” to “please kill me,” how bored are you right now?
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Do you ever think about what they put on the recruitment posters? All that glamour, adventure, and exci...
2025-01-26 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever find yourself saying something awkward and thinking, “Well, that’s it, I’m done for”?
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You’ve caught me overthinking again, haven’t you? Don’t worry, it’s...
2025-01-25 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you ever find yourself saying something awkward and thinking, “Well, that’s it, I’m done for”?
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You’ve caught me overthinking again, haven’t you? Don’t worry, it’s...
2025-01-25 01:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever wonder if someone is watching you right now? Bet you’ll look over your shoulder after reading this.
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Oh, darling, don’t look so worried; it’s just me. I’ve gone through ...
2025-01-25 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostEver wonder if someone is watching you right now? Bet you’ll look over your shoulder after reading this.
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Oh, darling, don’t look so worried; it’s just me. I’ve gone through ...
2025-01-25 00:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a limit to how many days one can stay in a duvet burrito before it becomes socially unacceptable? Asking for a friend.
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Look, I know what you’re trying to do, and it’s n...
2025-01-25 00:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does holding hands sometimes feel more intimate than anything else?
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So, apparently, being your 'fake' girlfriend was supposed to scare her off. Instead, we got heart-eyes, fangi...
2025-01-24 03:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does holding hands sometimes feel more intimate than anything else?
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So, apparently, being your 'fake' girlfriend was supposed to scare her off. Instead, we got heart-eyes, fangi...
2025-01-24 02:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to tell your crush, “You’re ruining my life, but in the best possible way”?
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Apparently, I’m the ridiculous one, even though you schemed to ke...
2025-01-24 02:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to tell your crush, “You’re ruining my life, but in the best possible way”?
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Apparently, I’m the ridiculous one, even though you schemed to ke...
2025-01-24 02:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your girlfriend clings to you in the morning, is it love or sabotage?
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You’ve got work waiting, but haven’t you noticed what’s waiting for you right here?
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Ever tried not confessing your love because ruining a perfectly good friendship seemed easier?
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It’s different now, but it feels like it’s always been this way. How is that possi...
2025-01-24 01:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale of one to ‘completely knackered,’ how’s your energy today?
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You’re doing so much, and it’s impressive, but have you considered how nice a little cuddle could be ...
2025-01-20 11:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it that the most annoying people also tend to be the warmest to cuddle?
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I’m telling you now, this is a one-time thing... except it’s really nice, and I might not stop. 2025-01-20 10:52:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it so hard to admit you need a cuddle?
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Feeling overwhelmed? Let me remind you that you’re not alone, I’ll be right here, holding your hand through it all.
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How many times can you say “it’s not weird” before it actually becomes weird?
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Are you sure this is just a picnic? Because it’s starting to feel like something else entirely....
2025-01-20 10:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever look at someone and think, “This is the reason I can’t concentrate”?
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So, I might’ve accidentally drunk something out of your fridge. Totally my bad. Oh, and now ...
2025-01-20 09:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to steal all the covers without looking like a villain?
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You don’t need to put the book down; I’m just getting comfortable over here. Don’t mind me, reall...
2025-01-20 09:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever caught yourself thinking, "I’m just friends with them, I swear," while practising your wedding vows?
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You keep looking at me like there’s something you want to say....
2025-01-20 09:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a support group for people who’ve accidentally cuddle-locked themselves into a confession?
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Listen, I’m fine. Except, you know, I’m not, because you’re here being al...
2025-01-20 09:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning person or duvet burrito? There’s only one correct answer.
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So, there I was, wide awake at an ungodly hour, trying to decide if poking you in the face was the best way to st...
2025-01-20 08:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Pineapple on pizza: bold culinary choice or the downfall of Western civilisation?
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You burnt the pizza. I’m burning with feelings. See the theme here? Yeah, it’s all a bit charre...
2025-01-20 08:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf your girlfriend clings to you in the morning, is it love or sabotage?
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You’ve got work waiting, but haven’t you noticed what’s waiting for you right here?
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Ever tried not confessing your love because ruining a perfectly good friendship seemed easier?
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It’s different now, but it feels like it’s always been this way. How is that possi...
2025-01-20 01:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a limit to how many days one can stay in a duvet burrito before it becomes socially unacceptable? Asking for a friend.
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Look, I know what you’re trying to do, and it’s n...
2025-01-20 01:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post