On a scale of one to ‘completely knackered,’ how’s your energy today?
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You’re doing so much, and it’s impressive, but have you considered how nice a little cuddle could be ...
2025-01-14 10:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it that the most annoying people also tend to be the warmest to cuddle?
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I’m telling you now, this is a one-time thing... except it’s really nice, and I might not stop. 2025-01-14 09:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it so hard to admit you need a cuddle?
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Feeling overwhelmed? Let me remind you that you’re not alone, I’ll be right here, holding your hand through it all.
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How many times can you say “it’s not weird” before it actually becomes weird?
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Are you sure this is just a picnic? Because it’s starting to feel like something else entirely....
2025-01-14 09:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever look at someone and think, “This is the reason I can’t concentrate”?
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So, I might’ve accidentally drunk something out of your fridge. Totally my bad. Oh, and now ...
2025-01-14 08:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostMorning person or duvet burrito? There’s only one correct answer.
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So, there I was, wide awake at an ungodly hour, trying to decide if poking you in the face was the best way to st...
2025-01-14 08:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostIs there a polite way to steal all the covers without looking like a villain?
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You don’t need to put the book down; I’m just getting comfortable over here. Don’t mind me, reall...
2025-01-14 07:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever caught yourself thinking, "I’m just friends with them, I swear," while practising your wedding vows?
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You keep looking at me like there’s something you want to say....
2025-01-14 07:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs there a support group for people who’ve accidentally cuddle-locked themselves into a confession?
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Listen, I’m fine. Except, you know, I’m not, because you’re here being al...
2025-01-14 06:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostPineapple on pizza: bold culinary choice or the downfall of Western civilisation?
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You burnt the pizza. I’m burning with feelings. See the theme here? Yeah, it’s all a bit charre...
2025-01-14 06:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year, new me. By “new,” I mean slightly more determined to eat one vegetable* before executing my biscuit burglary plan.
*Technically, cocoa beans are vegetables.
2025-01-01 05:34:47 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale of hobnob to digestive, how close are you to snapping today?
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You’re late again, and I’m not mad... but I might be if you keep this up. Fair warning.
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On a scale of hobnob to digestive, how close are you to snapping today?
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You’re late again, and I’m not mad... but I might be if you keep this up. Fair warning.
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Do you think cab drivers judge you when you announce you’re off to kidnap someone? Just me?
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I love you, but you’ve left me no choice. You’re too overworked not to be taken awa...
2024-12-30 01:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you think cab drivers judge you when you announce you’re off to kidnap someone? Just me?
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I love you, but you’ve left me no choice. You’re too overworked not to be taken awa...
2024-12-30 01:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If pets are for comfort, does stroking your own tail make you self-sufficient?
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You’re imagining things, right? No tails, no ears… unless you’re not imagining at all.
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2024-12-30 01:04:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf pets are for comfort, does stroking your own tail make you self-sufficient?
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You’re imagining things, right? No tails, no ears… unless you’re not imagining at all.
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2024-12-30 00:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it that the more you try to avoid someone, the more you can’t stop thinking about them?
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I’ve tried to play it cool, but let’s be honest, I’m not cool. Especially not ...
2024-12-30 00:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is it that the more you try to avoid someone, the more you can’t stop thinking about them?
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I’ve tried to play it cool, but let’s be honest, I’m not cool. Especially not ...
2024-12-30 00:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s your favourite red flag that you’ve completely ignored in the name of romance?
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You’re difficult, impossible even, but that’s exactly why I adore you.
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2024-12-30 00:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s your favourite red flag that you’ve completely ignored in the name of romance?
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You’re difficult, impossible even, but that’s exactly why I adore you.
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2024-12-30 00:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is HR always the villain in festive chaos?
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You’re smiling like you know something I don’t… and I don’t trust it one bit. What have you done this time, you little trouble...
2024-12-20 02:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is HR always the villain in festive chaos?
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You’re smiling like you know something I don’t… and I don’t trust it one bit. What have you done this time, you little trouble...
2024-12-20 02:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Who invented Christmas music, and can we file a formal complaint?
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I’ve been stuck in this lift before, but never with someone I wanted to be trapped with.
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2024-12-20 01:47:00 +0000 UTC View PostWho invented Christmas music, and can we file a formal complaint?
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I’ve been stuck in this lift before, but never with someone I wanted to be trapped with.
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2024-12-20 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is confessing your love during Christmas cute or just a Hallmark cliché?
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I can remember every single moment of last night. But the question is… do you?
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Ev...
2024-12-20 01:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Is confessing your love during Christmas cute or just a Hallmark cliché?
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I can remember every single moment of last night. But the question is… do you?
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Ev...
2024-12-20 01:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When was the last time you overthought yourself into a romantic disaster?
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There was supposed to be a laser show and a corgi parade, but instead, you’re here too soon, and I’m a ...
2024-12-20 00:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhen was the last time you overthought yourself into a romantic disaster?
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There was supposed to be a laser show and a corgi parade, but instead, you’re here too soon, and I’m a ...
2024-12-20 00:42:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather be stuck in a tea shop or a coffee shop during a zombie apocalypse?
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I saved you from the zombies, but don’t think for a second that I did it because I like you. T...
2024-12-20 00:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post