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My Brother Is Going to Kill Us - F4A - Comedy Romance - Avoiding Me Because You Love Me? Seriously?

I saw you outside the window. I startled you. You bled. I apologised. And then it happened... the meltdown. I said too much. Or maybe just enough. You were avoiding me. I thought it was because I w...

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I’m Too Emotionally Attached, Sorry - F4A - Comedy - So Now I Must Leave You Forever

Okay, okay, deep breath… This is fine. I’m fine. You’re fine. We are… okay, not fine. That’s the point. Because this was supposed to be casual, right? Easy and breezy and not ter...

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Hoodie Gremlin - F4A - Romantic Comedy - I Will Never Return It

Okay, listen. Before you say anything, yes... I did steal your hoodie. Again. And maybe also your t-shirt. And maybe your pillow. But in my defence, you smiled at me like that and now all ...

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Hex and the City - F4A - Urban Fantasy - I Didn't Mean to Set Everything on Fire

I didn’t plan this. I didn’t plan any of this. You weren’t supposed to come, and I wasn’t supposed to still care. But there you are, standing in this creepy forest with your stupid...

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Girlfriend Unlocked via Hoodie Theft - F4A - Comedy - Dating Achievement Unintentionally Unlocked

We were having a lovely, quiet moment. It was peaceful. It was nice. And then my brain went, “Wait, are you bored? Is this boring? AM I BORING?” and suddenly I was spiralling ...

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From Bartender to Bank Robber - F4A - Comedy - Career Progression Is Weird

I thought I was just trying to save the bar. I thought I was doing the right thing, the necessary thing. But now our faces are on the news, my heart’s racing, and I feel more alive than I ever di...

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Flirting Is Not a Free Action - F4A - Romance - And Neither Is Murder Apparently

So, um… I may have… accidentally murdered the plot. And a sorceress. Okay, not accidentally. But she was flirting with you and I just... look, it made perfect sense in character View Post

Feel My Love - F4A - Romance - A Morning Full of You

You don't even have to say anything. I can feel your warmth right there beside me. I know your morning routine so well it’s memorised into my bones: the sleepy stretch, the way your hair sticks u...

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Crumbs of Affection - F4A - Comedy - One Woman’s Noble Quest for a Hug

Look, I said I was sorry, didn’t I? I came home, you were glaring at the kettle like it called you names, and then... silence. Actual full-volume silence. So yes, I panicked, and maybe I put a te...

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Boundaries - F4A - Psychological Thriller - The Madness Began in a Moment

It was just a glance. That’s all it took. One moment, one flicker of your eyes, and suddenly my world collapsed and rebuilt itself around you. I didn’t mean to fall this deep. I really didn’t...

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A Cage of Your Own Making - F4A - Supernatural - Now You Can’t Leave

Oh darling… you built a cage to keep me out. That’s adorable. You thought metal and sparks could stop love? That this little box would undo everything we are? I died for you. I tore my soul apa...

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Empress Of Awkward - F4A - Romance - An Evil Office Overlord Falls (For You)

I swear I’m a functioning adult. Really. I run a team. I am terrifying in meetings. I own a label maker. And yet, one lunch date with you and I forget how to sit down properly. I can’t stop tal...

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Internet Says No (Again)

The internet is, how do I put this gently, an utter bastard. Upload speeds have entered “relaxed slug” territory, and I’m having to prioritise getting the videos up, one fram...

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Pillow Fight to the Death - F4A - Comedy - This Is How I Die

I had the sort of day that eats your soul a little bit. You know the kind. Everything goes wrong, and all you want is to collapse into someone who gets it. Someone who brings fresh sheets and holds...

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From Bartender to Bank Robber - F4A - Comedy - Career Progression Is Weird

I thought I was just trying to save the bar. I thought I was doing the right thing, the necessary thing. But now our faces are on the news, my heart’s racing, and I feel more alive than I ever di...

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Stolen Glances - F4A - Romance - What Happens When You Finally Say It

I always laugh it off. Always. I tease, I deflect, I make a joke or say something annoying so you’ll stop asking. But not this time. Because you saw it. The way I looked at you, not just with aff...

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The Sleep Police Have Arrived - F4A - Romance - And They Brought Cuddles

You said five more minutes... two hours ago. And here you are, still working, still yawning, still pretending you're fine. But I see you. I see how tired you are, how your shoulders are tight, your...

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You Are My Muse - F4A - Romance - A Love Hidden in the Details

Four months ago, I was empty. I could paint, yes. But it was cold... colour without warmth, motion without meaning. Then you walked in, and everything changed. Every line I’ve drawn of you has br...

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You’re Not a Bother, You’re a Biohazard - F4A - Romance - Germ Warfare and Sweet Nothings

You’re pale, shaking, and you look like death dipped in a duvet, but no, of course, you're “fine.” Of course you're trying to get dressed. Of course you're planning to go to work when you can...

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Livestream Time - The Complaints Department Is Open!

We’re not solving anything. We’re not rising above. We’re having a full-on moan.

Bring me your petty annoyances, your long-standing vendettas, your inexplicably cursed ...

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🍅 WAYWARD TOMATO CORPS™ - SURVIVORS OF THE SPECIAL TRAINING POLYTUNNEL

Dearest Henchcuties,

I am astonished to report that today’s graduating classes from the Special Training Polytunnel are still alive.

I know. I’m shocked too.

...

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You Make Me Swoon - F4A - Romance - Blushing Over My Favourite Dork

You think I don’t mean it, don’t you? That I’m just saying nice things because I feel sorry for you, or I’m trying to make you feel better. No. No, darling. I’m saying it because it’s t...

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Let Me Hold You Close - F4A - Romance - The Softest Kind of Want

I know, I know, I’m being ridiculously cuddly. But you don’t understand how soft you feel. How right this is. When I’ve got my arms around you, when I can feel you breathing, the world stops ...

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Please Catch Me - F4A - Romance - Trusting You With My Heart

I keep telling myself I’m not afraid. That I can let you in. That I can love you without flinching. But the truth is... I’m terrified. Not of love, no. Of losing it. Of losing you. I...

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🍅 Tomato Update: The Graduation (and the Tragedy)

Henchcuties,

I come to you today with solemn news from the League's Special Training Polytunnel.

A select class of tomato cadets, bold, blushing, and round with promise, had successfull...

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My Last Five Brain Cells Say Hi - F4A - Comedy - This Is A Verbal Car Crash

Okay. Right. Deep breath. This is fine. I’m totally fine. It’s not like I’ve spent the last six months strategically positioning myself behind the counter every time you walk in. Or ...

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⚡ GUESS WHO’S BACK ONLINE? ⚡

It is I.

Your evil overlord. Returned. Reconnected. Rebooted.

Let the plotting resume.

You may tremble now.

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I Swear I’m Not Creepy - F4A - Romance - Just Hundreds of Drawings of You

I didn’t mean for it to happen tonight. I thought I’d stay quiet. Like always. Just let you sit down, have a nap, maybe borrow the pillow you always try to steal. But you walked in looking so w...

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Hex and the City - F4A - Urban Fantasy - I Didn't Mean to Set Everything on Fire

I didn’t plan this. I didn’t plan any of this. You weren’t supposed to come, and I wasn’t supposed to still care. But there you are, standing in this creepy forest with your stupid...

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Girlfriend Unlocked via Hoodie Theft - F4A - Comedy - Dating Achievement Unintentionally Unlocked

We were having a lovely, quiet moment. It was peaceful. It was nice. And then my brain went, “Wait, are you bored? Is this boring? AM I BORING?” and suddenly I was spiralling ...

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