Saw NG Last Night
He’s obsessed with his new handbag. Takes it everywhere. I looked in it. it’s just full of toy farm animals and ketchup sachets. Really sad.
2022-09-23 11:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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First Ten Episodes Compilation
A Clever Little Girl called Lewis compiled this trip down memory lane for us.
(Sorry for the flurry of activity, I've got the morning off)
2022-09-18 09:46:39 +0000 UTC View PostWho Did This?
A friend spotted this in the book of condolence in that toy shop The Entertainer, pretty sure it's not the official book but come on guys.
2022-09-18 09:09:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Shit Got Crazy
I had to rush back to Manchester, then come home as Katie's away for a couple of days. I just finished work at gone 2AM and have to be up to do the school run and start work again then travel...
2022-09-13 01:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostPaddington
Imagine how jealous and ashamed I felt meeting Superman when I was Paddington Bear. Man, I felt like a freak in that outfit.
2022-09-05 09:57:04 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 104 - Imagination Meets Reality
A plodcast just to reset and ease me back into the saddle. Had to take Nola to a pub garden and spray her down with a hose after this, I hope it affects you in a similar way.
(She was fine, I...
2022-09-03 13:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostMy Skin Daddy is Back!
And he’s taking me for a 2hr walk tomorrow. Sorry you feel neglected but it’s nothing to what I feel. Ask the prick questions if you want.
2022-09-01 21:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE
Hang on just a bit longer I’ve been in a LIVING HELL.
Relative normality returns this coming week though and I’ll get to those remaining delicious voicenotes and edit what I recorded with...
2022-08-27 21:44:21 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 103 - Undried Washing
More shambolic than usual. Still got plenty of your voice notes to go, I'll get to them all eventually...
Not long now, almost back to the usual, high production values and big name guests. 2022-08-15 17:53:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven’t forgot y’all
Send us some voice messages on the old answerphone. Mad as you like. I’ll do a show over the weekend. Normality is in sight. Merch is in sight. A live podcast is in sight.
adviceneeded@icl...
2022-08-11 19:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostHazey Steps Up
I am a little boy trapped in a well. Bear with me for a week or so until the shoot starts on this show I'm doing. Then it all becomes the director's problem and I can stand at the back, occasionall...
2022-08-07 18:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post
PODCAST 101 - Nico Returns: A Seek Mental Health Special
Rising like Lazarus and also a Phoenix, from his grave/the flames - it's Nico Tatarowixzc2&?
Hear how he forgot the recipe for a cup of tea, marvel at his valiant escape from an incontine...
2022-07-24 12:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostSend Nudes, I mean Voicenotes
I had Covid in a 40° heatwave whilst writing a TV show and decorating our living room, then developed vertigo so bad I had to hold onto furniture just to cross the room. So all you lot thinking Iâ...
2022-07-22 17:19:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Update
Just cos lots of you are asking.
I’m fine.
Show 100 out next week as soon as I’m ready to put the clown make-up back on. Keep the voicenotes coming.
2022-07-08 12:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostLook Who’s Back
Eye-bags, gone.
Single tit, gone.
Stomach, gone. (Not the actual organ)
Queen Elizabeth hairstyle, ok not gone but greatly reduced.
Podcast, soon.
2022-07-07 20:07:18 +0000 UTC View PostTHE CENTENARY SHOW
Genuinely can’t believe I’ve reached this milestone. Especially afflicted as I have been with ADHD, Freiberg’s disease, multiple Covid false-alarms, actual Covid once, tinnitus, BO in one arm...
2022-07-05 15:29:48 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 98 - Jemma
None of this is normal, even the duration.
(Pic is me, Rick and Dagger. Taken by Jemma)
2022-06-24 20:53:26 +0000 UTC View PostNew Guest Alert
Tomorrow night I am recording with Jemma, who I started dating when my bedroom looked like this. Find out why on Earth she stuck around for 4 years.
She used to work with Tim and Rick! She kn...
2022-06-21 18:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 97 - Lie Agency Part 2
I tried to avoid gaslighting, cheating and 'toxic' lying on this one. I also barely mentioned dementia. Thanks for all your input anyway!
(If this is shit I blame the fact that it was 30degre...
2022-06-17 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMore Lies?
Send me some more situations to lie my way out of. True or imaginary. Very specific or more general. I will try and avoid using dementia on all of them. Make them hard. Come on John Barr test me! S...
2022-06-14 11:15:55 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 96 - The Lie Agency
I think I may have overestimated my ability to come up with convincing lies for a range of wild scenarios. But see what you think.
If you're wondering what hairstyling product I us...
2022-06-12 15:30:48 +0000 UTC View PostPodcast out later today
(Nanny did say last week that they’ll be out erratically for a few weeks due to deadlines at work. Still 4 a month of course, just not on a set day until things settle down. It won’t be a whole...
2022-06-12 10:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe Lie Agency
I’m up against it this week with the old deadlines. So… why not help me out with a bit of content and send me some situations, either real or imaginary, to test my lying skills so I can make mi...
2022-06-09 14:18:25 +0000 UTC View PostPodcast out on Friday
At this difficult time can we just accept that podcasts can come out on any day please?
I’m talking to this fellow on Thursday night. He’s watching a TV show he liked and then suddenly ha...
2022-05-31 20:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post