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Natty Soltesz

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Suburban Barbecue

It was a summer neighborhood barbecue and we’d all had a few too many. Now the last of the married couples were stumbling down the street, their kids racing ahead of them. I was finishing off my ...

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Substitute Girlfriend

I didn’t know Brian super well, though we’d been work friends for most of the year. So when he suggested I go to the beach with him that weekend, I was pretty surprised.

“I have the pla...

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Coach's Corner

Concept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!

My buddy Dominic was the first one to tell me about Coach’s legendary, secret practice sessions.

“They say ...

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The Loophole

My friend Kyle is super hot and super religious. I enjoy the former thing about him and do my best to ignore the latter. We met at work and we get along well; we lift together and get dinner afterw...

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Happy Xmas and New Years

Hi, yinz. Here's a little gift for supporting me: a PDF of my short-story collection College Dive Bar, 1 AM. I ask that you don't share it anywhere.

The late, great Go Deeper Press p...

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Just Sayin Hay

It’s me, and my toilet. I got a bidet this year and it changed my life, I highly recommend it.

I worked on two stories recently, one a commission for dear patron Mor. The other came as a s...

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Hard Up

Tony and I met through our ex-girlfriends and just kept hanging out. The break-ups happened around the same time and gave us a shared thing to bond over, plus we both liked to lift.

One weeke...

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Current Events

I'm going to do my best to write this off-the-cuff. If you read my stuff to get off and don't care to hear my thoughts on the world, I don't blame you. I'll be waiting for you in fantasy land. :) View Post

Performance Anxiety

I started seeing this girl. One night we were making out and it got pretty hot and heavy. She even sucked me for a bit, and she wanted to go all the way but I got in my head, because I was a virgin...

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Practice After Practice, Pt III

Read Pt II here

Coach thought it would be worthwhile if we role-played my honeymoon. You know: practice for when...

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Story Time!

Hi! I just posted a new (old) story on my website that I kinda forgot about until a patron asked me what happened to it (thanks, David!). Patreon says I'm not supposed to link to it, so I'll just s...

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All Grown Up

I was shocked when I saw Ron and Jamie’s son Brandon after we got back to their place from the airport.

“Hey there Tino,” he said as he approached me. He held out his fist for a bump, t...

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Unspoken

Jamie picked me up on Friday. I said goodbye to my girlfriend; she wasn’t happy about me going on this camping trip. She didn’t like Jamie. Maybe she sensed there’d always been more to our fr...

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Heya!

Sorry I’ve been so absent. I’m doing well, working full-time, doing visual art/painting part-time, and also being social, going camping, living my life.

I’m writing, sometimes daily. I...

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The Arrangement

Jake was slamming me from behind. I mean, absolutely railing me.

“Dude,” I had to say.

“What?” he said, all out of breath, barely slowing his pounding pelvis as he worked his b...

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The Engineering of Consent

I got this instantaneous feeling the first time Paul smiled at me from across the bar: attraction, yes, but more urgent. Like need.

I was in the throes of a major breakup and depress...

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All-Over Tan

Concept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!

My best friend Dino and I spent pretty much the entire summer in his room playing video games. His dad was around a l...

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Taste Test

Brandon had been moping around the frat house for days before I finally got a chance to take him aside.

“I’m fine,” he said, shrugging his big shoulders and turning his hangdog face to ...

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Recent Painting

This was fun. I used the leftover paints from my last one. It’s a gift for my friend ...

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Upping the Stakes, Pt II

Read Pt I here 

Our other roommate Adam brought home donuts the next morning that he’d scor...

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Upping the Stakes

Up until college I’d never jacked off with anybody but myself. But Jake made it seem like that made me the weird one.

“Not even in junior high?” he said. I shook my head. “I ...

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Tag Team

Brian worked in the phone bank with me, his cubicle was catty-corner from mine. A lot of us would hang out in the break room on our lunch, and that was how Brian and I sort of became friends. More ...

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Sunsets

Hay yinz, just wanted to show off my latest painting. Still writing steadily and hope to post some new fiction soon!

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Landlord Duties, Pt II

Read Pt I here 

I didn’t have to wonder for too long. It wasn’t two weeks that went by ...

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Landlord Duties

“Hey, man,” the tenant in apartment four said. I had to think for a minute to remember his name.

“Hey Brian,” I said. He stepped away from the door and motioned for me to come inside....

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Greetings

It’s your whore, at 44 (and a half).

And his toilet.

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Thonged Up

Josh and I, we work out together almost every day. We pay attention to what we wear at the gym and we like showing off our bodies - I mean, we work hard enough at them. And we're hot, honestly. We ...

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Still Paintin

Hey yinz. Here’s my latest. I’ve been writing too, and having fun with it. Working my a-hole off. Having some sexual misadventures, and a few deeper connections. There is smoke in the air. I we...

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Balls-Out (Pt 6)

Read Pt 5 here 

For at least the first two weeks we didn’t call it fucking. And then one night, we were d...

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Balls-Out (Pt 5)

Read Pt 4 here

But what wound up happening was he went away for the summer. His parents sent him to Greece. Whic...

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