The royaltea is spilling on this Christmas Day as we celebrate the best Christmas horror film ever made (and our favorite movie ever made, period!) Happy Christmas to the only icon who matters toda...
2023-12-25 16:47:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been 20 years since Elf hit theaters and captured the hearts of millions with it's cheer and whimsical fancy. Two decades later and Buddy the Elf still delights and brings the magic of t...
2023-12-24 23:59:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Our hearts are yearning and salt is burning in our first time reaction to the iconic Emerald Fennell masterpiece Saltburn! Bathtub drains, rainy graves and salt will never be the same! 😩🧂🔥...
2023-12-23 16:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Our eyes may be shut, but we can't look away!!! Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise stun in this erotic thriller that has never left our eyes more open. Our first time reaction to Stanley Kubrick's Eyes W...
2023-12-23 12:34:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The Grinch might have stolen Christmas but more importantly, he stole our hearts! We’re so honored to be celebrating the pettiest of them all with this rewatch of an iconic Christmas classic!
2023-12-22 01:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Chucky planted his seed in the Petty Pumpkin patch and this video was born soon after! We’re getting parenting lessons from the best as Chucky and Tiffany teach us that becoming Mother and Daddy ...
2023-12-17 22:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Fellow Travelers has ended but the lessons we learned and the impact it’s had on our lives moving forward have only just begun. This was far and away the most emotional video we’ve ever dropped...
2023-12-16 17:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Be still our beating hearts? More like run away before the bleeding starts! Our first-time watch of Interview with the Vampire is giving guts, gore and glamour and we are savoring EVERY. LAST. DROP...
2023-12-13 19:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Be still our beating hearts? More like run away before the bleeding starts! Our first-time watch of Interview with the Vampire is giving guts, gore and glamour and we are savoring EVERY. LAST. DROP...
2023-12-13 19:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Be still our beating hearts? More like run away before the bleeding starts! Our first-time watch of Interview with the Vampire is giving guts, gore and glamour and we are savoring EVERY. LAST. DROP...
2023-12-13 19:38:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2- all isn't calm and nothing's alright. Billy's baby brother is all grown up and ready for revenge against the holiday season and the naughty Mother Superior, who must b...
2023-12-12 21:54:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello icons and legends,
A while ago we mentioned that we had filmed our reaction to the entire first season of AMC's Interview with the Vampire--just wanted to let y'all know we've finally h...
2023-12-10 19:42:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The boys are headed to Fire Island where things are heating up and ultimately melting all the way down. Tim and Hawk's bond grows ever stronger as Hawk finally opens up just as this chapter closes ...
2023-12-09 15:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The gremlins were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that chaos and bloodshed soon would be there...and it was! Hide your dogs, hide your valuables hide your Santa Daddy trauma-- we revis...
2023-12-07 16:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first time watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and after all the chaos and calamity we're going to need a vacation ourselves! Between in laws coming and carolers humming- this h...
2023-12-06 04:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins and happy holiday season!!!
Just wanted to announce what we're doing here on the Patreon this month now that the polls have closed!
$5 Party Pumpkin Tier: National ...
2023-12-04 13:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Skippy is on the run and Hawk is finally bonding with his son—the drama is beyond measure on this week’s episode of Fellow Travelers!
2023-12-03 02:48:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Slashing through the snow in a movie full of gays! We watched the queerest Christmas movie ever made: It's a Wonderful Knife! This modern slasher spin on the classic tale is serving Christmas Cheer...
2023-12-02 23:07:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins!!!
We are planning on filming the December Patreon videos this weekend and noticed that in the Party Pumpkin tier, 2 movies are neck and neck for the vote! There are still quit...
2023-12-02 21:33:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Get out the blood milk and the crunchiest cookies--we're feasting Santa-style on this first-time watch of Black Xmas (2006)! This all-star cast is giving, nobody is living and we will quite literal...
2023-12-01 03:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
just wanted to let everyone know that we'll be making our new patron shoutout graphic soon! We normally update it 1-2 times a month, but now there's so many of you it's hard to ...
2023-11-30 23:36:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars. We watched everyone's favorite 90's dark comedy Death Becomes Her and it was twisted! This classic tale of vanity and the crippling ...
2023-11-30 03:31:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Calling all spider monkeys! We’re holding on tight as Twilight celebrates its 15th anniversary in this first-time rewatch of a classic in over a decade. We’re showering in Edward’s shining sh...
2023-11-26 22:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
We started covering Fellow Travelers because we were told it was relevant to the times, if only we knew how true that really is. This show focuses on silencing individuality and free speech, among ...
2023-11-25 22:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostHello cutie sweeties!!! For this December commentary we wanted to give y'all a list of our Christmas favs and have y'all vote on which one you want to watch with us. Enjoy!!!
Love,
<... 2023-11-24 23:26:36 +0000 UTC View PostWe would be legitimately thrilled to watch any of these movies with y'all!!! So excited to see what you pick! Hope y'all are in the Christmas spirit as much as we are hehe and if you're not just ha...
2023-11-24 23:23:33 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas y'all and tis the damn season to vote for our December reaction!! Hope everyone has a great weekend and a wonderful kickoff to the holidays! 🎄🎅🎁❄️
Love,
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The table is set, dinner is served and so is your demise if this family has anything to say about it! Thankful to this first time watch of You’re Next for unlocking animal heads and piano wires a...
2023-11-24 16:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thanksgiving Petty Pumpkins!!! This year, more than anything, we are so thankful for you all and the love and joy you've brought us since we started this Patreon in August. It is truly a drea...
2023-11-23 14:40:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The Destination may be final, but the trauma is everlasting. We watched Final Destination 2 and we were not ready to re-introduce ourselves to the log truck trauma that scarred a generation. When d...
2023-11-23 03:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post