🖤 Pumpkins, The Others have taken over the channel! From hiding behind curtains to fully claiming this space as theirs, we must give them a moment to shine before they fade away into the shadows...
2026-01-16 16:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
🌿 The trees are whispering, the mandrakes are burning, Ofelia is the Princess for which the Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! 👑 We finally watched PAN’S LABYRINTH for the first t...
2026-01-13 20:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
We traveled back to the early 2000's with our nose prosthetics, wigs and tiddies glued down tight in this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST TIME WATCH) of
Hey Pumpkins, we hope your bags are packed because we're about to travel the world with a couple of hopeless romantic hotties! This was such a fun, fresh romcom that had us in our feels and serves...
2026-01-11 15:26:46 +0000 UTC View Post
We packed our bags for a first-time watch of PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION and what a magical journey it was! ✈️🌍💛
From summer traditions to years of yearning and unspoken feelin...
Happy Birthday, Wes and welcome to the Jenna Rink fan club!
Pumpkins, let's party over on Youtube with this fun little edit of 13 Going on 30! A first time watch for Wes as he turns 30 and a...
2026-01-08 17:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Pumpkin King is celebrating his 30th birthday today—let's show him some love! 💖
His sparkle never fades, and his heart is always full. I'm so happy to know him. I've spent over a dec...
2026-01-08 17:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post
✨This reaction is extra special to us. Chey first watched ✨13 GOING ON 30✨the year it came out… (the year he turned 13) And today? Wes is turning ...
2026-01-08 08:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
❄️📖 Our first-time reaction to LITTLE WOMEN is now live on YouTube. You can expect yearning, tears, dramatic sighs, and the quiet realization that this story has permanently changed...
2026-01-02 18:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We're running a poll on YouTube to determine which Patreon-exclusive reaction from the vault we should edit and release for YouTube! Let us know what you think!
(3 of the...
2026-01-01 22:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year Pumpkins!! We're so excited to kick off another year of fun with y'all 🤗 here's what we have up our sleeve for the first month of 2026!
Shows:
They say nothing good happens after midnight…unless it’s rewatching an incredible horror movie in the middle of the night with your besties!! 🕯️👀 we’re settled in for a first-time rew...
2026-01-01 06:19:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're officially making our love for PEANUTS public as we release Happy New Year, Charlie Brown to YouTube—40 years to the day it was released—because we all deserve a little bit of goofy nosta...
2025-12-31 18:22:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re checking back in to The Shining franchise with a first-time watch of DOCTOR SLEEP: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT, a Mike Flanagan masterpiece that left us truly haunted. We...
2025-12-31 12:51:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing says “fresh start” like Charlie Brown spiraling before the confetti even hits the ground 🥂😌 We're saying goodbye to 2025 by celebrating the 40th Anniversary of HAPPY NEW YEAR,...
2025-12-31 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
🖤 THE OTHERS is a film that saturates you in haunted imagery and tricks you while hiding deep in the darkest shadows of your mind. A first-time watch for Wes and a return to the story t...
2025-12-31 05:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
🎶🏀 Hey Pumpkins, we've finally dropped our long awaited YouTube edit of High School Musical 3: SENIOR YEAR! Although our takes were controversial—we had fun with the wildcats as they donned...
2025-12-30 22:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi cuties! Wes here 🥰 as y'all know we typically let y'all vote for what we're going to watch in this tier BUT since it's my birthday month I'm being a bit of a diva and picking what I want us t...
2025-12-27 19:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostHappy almost New Year pumpkins! We're so excited to kick off another year at the Patch watching something fun with y'all 🥰🤗 This poll is for the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier Patreon-exclusi...
2025-12-27 19:47:38 +0000 UTC View Post
🏒🔥 Our HEATED RIVALRY YouTube edit is LIVE and we need you on the ice with us, Pumpkin!
If this reaction made you gasp, scream, clutch your invisible pearls, ...
2025-12-27 16:58:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Petty Pumpkins
We wanted to share a little behind-the-scenes update with y'all.
When we first launched Patreon, we started doing monthly shout-outs for new and current patrons beca...
2025-12-26 21:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is me...
2025-12-26 16:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! We're so happy we have you here at the patch this holiday season. We always push ourselves really hard to get content to you and sometimes it does feel like Sa...
2025-12-25 15:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We fear LITTLE WOMEN (1994) has fundamentally altered our personalities—you can refer to us as "The Petty March's" from now on 📖❄️
This film had us fully bewitched by the March...
Good grief… it’s Christmas at the Patch 🎄🥜
We’re cozying up with A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS! It's the ultimate reminder that the holidays can be overwhelming, commercialized,...
Well… we’ve reached the final course. HANNIBAL Season 2’s finale, plated with devotion and betrayal... beautiful, brutal, and carved straight through the heart 🔪🍷💔
Ple...
2025-12-23 20:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re making the final stretch to Christmas extra chaotic and cozy with A HOME ALONE DOUBLE FEATURE! 🎄❤️ From suburban booby trap brilliance to Plaza Hotel pandemonium, we’re revisiting ...
2025-12-21 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Our EYES WIDE SHUT reaction has officially slipped out of the $10 shadows and into the $5 tier! No secret password required.
We’d love if you’d...
2025-12-21 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is me...
2025-12-20 11:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorc...
2025-12-17 20:54:58 +0000 UTC View Post