🕰️ Seventeen kids bolted from their beds at 2:17 AM and honey… that was the least unsettling thing we encountered during our first-time watch of WEAPONS! ✂️🧒🏻...
2025-09-09 09:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-08 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to nut up or shut up, Pumpkins! 🌽🧟♂️ We strapped in for a (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of ZOMBIELAND<...
2025-09-08 17:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
🍿 Grab your popcorn, pumpkin! (and maybe a blood bag), because this saga is meant to be experienced in a true Twilight marathon. Whether you’re Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team “Charlie Swan...
2025-09-07 02:01:34 +0000 UTC View Post
✨ Pumpkins, the therapy session doesn’t end here! ✨ Our full-length TOGETHER (2025) reaction is tucked safely away on Patreon, but YouTube still needs a little couples counseling of ...
2025-09-06 15:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post
See ya next season!
✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve ...
2025-09-05 16:51:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-05 16:49:06 +0000 UTC View Post
✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream t...
2025-09-04 19:31:45 +0000 UTC View Post
🕷️🪩 The paws came out for this one… Lady Gaga dropped THE DEAD DANCE music video, and we couldn’t resist giving it the full Petty Pumpkins tre...
2025-09-04 14:09:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is...
2025-09-04 13:33:43 +0000 UTC View Post
✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream t...
2025-09-04 03:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, ...
2025-09-04 03:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post
✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked petty hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream th...
2025-09-03 22:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is...
2025-09-03 20:08:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Pumpkins, court is in session! ⚖️👻
The Devil himself might be pulling the strings in The Conjuring 3, but on YouTube, it’s YOU pumpkins conjuring the views...
2025-09-02 19:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Just stopping by to remind everyone to please vote in the September Patreon-exclusive polls if you haven't--the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier in particular is at a really close vote! (Or i...
2025-09-02 00:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post
First comes love, then comes… something monstrous. Together is devotion distilled into body horror, a story where codependence isn’t just unhealthy—it’s inescapable. Love has never...
2025-09-01 16:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The long nights are creeping closer, the shadows are lengthening, and we’re officially crossing the threshold into the 'Bers—our favorite stretch of the year. September through December is when...
2025-09-01 15:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betray...
2025-08-31 20:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
🔪📼 The tapes are back and they are bloodier than ever! We pressed play on V/H/S/2 for the first time and let’s just say we’ll never look at home movies the same way again 😳...
2025-08-31 19:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betray...
2025-08-31 03:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betray...
2025-08-30 15:45:22 +0000 UTC View Post
🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betray...
2025-08-30 09:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
🇺🇸🐾 Elle Woods traded the classroom for Capitol Hill, and we’re along for the ride! 💖
Our first-time watch of LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE proves that pink...
2025-08-30 03:55:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
The realm has spoken, and we’ve heard your cries for us to watch House of the Dragon! Don’t worry—our Petty Thrones journey isn’t ending just yet 🤭
But before we...
2025-08-30 02:11:41 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, ...
2025-08-29 08:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Our bravest Pumpkins sat through the screams, sobs, and stabbings of the Red Wedding months ago… 🩸👑 But now the YouTube edit has risen from the ashes and we'll need your swords at our side ...
2025-08-28 15:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post✨The air is crisp, the candles are lit, and Spooktember is here. 🍂 We heard your cries and counted every vote, we crafted the polls based on the top vote getters and we plan to curate many pol...
2025-08-28 01:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post
☀️😎 Rise and shine, Freddy’s not done with us yet! A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER drags our dream warriors back to the chopping block, while Alice steps into her own final g...
2025-08-26 14:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🪚 The curtain’s closing on Jigsaw’s saga… and it’s a blood-soaked mess of a finale. SAW VII came at us in 3D (literally and figuratively), and while we didn’t have our glasses on, we s...
2025-08-26 01:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post