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The Morning After [NSFW]

I was going to make this yesterday, but then I remembered everyone would be upset with me for not rest...

Wanna do another AMA?

So, it was suggested/ requested I do another AMA, and I thought that sounds like a good time! Last time was a good time!

As is tradition, I have set up a form. You have the option to ask an...

Spooky Season Halloween Ramblefap

So, scary movies didn't fit in the Friday Rambles, so  I made a separate special audio for that topic!

I talk about movies.... and get off.... I would recommend anticipating spoilers? ...

Weekly Bits - October 29, 2021

I have been busy doing nothing. But I have things to talk about so that's always fun! 

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Three

I don't think I'm afraid anymore? Just.... horny... 

Edited to add: Ahhhh! I'm so sorry for the file mess up. I'm not sure why Patreon did me dirty like that, but I think it's fixed now...

Patreon Exclusive Ramble Fap - Serial Killers (NSFW)

So, I've been thinking about talking about serial killers... and getting off.... and while they aren't usually something that gets me hot and bothered persay, I think I had a real nice tim...

Cucked - Part Three - Dinner and a Threesome

As is tradition, here is the script for the next and final part of cucked and now I will take far too fucking long to produce it, but hopefully it is worth the wait once I get it out. Ugh, I hate w...

NSFW Movie Night Taster - Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Edited to add: LMAO, I didn't realize the audio was recording when I cleaned the toy so you can hear me have a conversation with the cat. Sorry, not sorry. Im sure its fine...
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Weekly Bits - October 22, 2021 (SFW)

It's been a bit of a week. A couple downs, a couple ups... REAL GOOD. I talk a lot about movie night. 

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Two

This week, I'm looking back on books that scared me. Honestly... I get a bit distracted by my toy though. Oops?

It's not really spooky season without some tricks sprinkled in, right? <...

Dick Ratings, How Would You Like Them

Hey! HI! 

So, in connection to my Tier Transparency Update. I mentioned that I was considering moving Dick ...

Slut Suck School Blooper

I feel like a better descriptor would be "Alternate Take" but.... I totally got distracted and forgot what I was here to do and started trying to educate.

So, enjoy? 

Slut Suck School - Lesson Two: Gagging? [NSFW]

I am.... a very good girl, so long as you don't want me to focus on a specific thing, 

Movie Night! What Are We Watchin', Babe!?

Hey! Okay!

So, the poll for which night worked for everyone ended in a tie. Great job, everyon...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, The Final Stop: Treachery

Welcome to the VIP Lounge. You made it! Wanna listen while I torture myself?

A bit of aftercare, in writing as well: I'm great! I had so much fun. I have a couple nasty looking bruises, so I...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Eight: Fraud

I... legitimately struggled to make this one fraud themed. I just... don't know how to do it.  But the dicks are fucking phenomenal!

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawkin...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Seven: Violence

I like violence... Maybe I'll get promoted to this circle some day... 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slu...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Six: Heresy

Look, I'm not super strict with where I worship. So long as you treat me right? Let's talk about it. 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [T...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Five: Anger

The frustration is starting to build up. I'm ready to rage. 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Co...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Four: Greed

I want it all. I want it now. Give it to me, please? 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Or...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Three: Gluttony

Shall we hit the buffet?

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That D...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Two: Lust

I forgot something in my office. Stay here, please. I'll be right back!

There are no ratings in this portion, but there *is* content.

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, First Stop: Limbo

Welcome my dears. This one is a hefty beast and I'm so excited to release it into the world.

So, I received a number of dicks to rate. I am so delighted. But I wanted to split things up a bi...

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick - The Full Trip

There was a gentle request for the dick rating to maybe come out as one piece as well as chunks, for if a person wants to marathon it. And I was really curious what my final run time was... So, yea...

Weekly Bits - October 15, 2021 [SFW]

I'm chatty today. Topics include: 

• The new dick rating audio(s)
• Discord stuff, and a few clarifications
• Maybe improv week? Maybe? 
• Typical Bit's ram...
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Spooky Season Confessionals - Part One

I have been known to be an easily spookable kind of person throughout my life. I like spooky things, but I also carry a lot of residual trauma from childhood, from movies to books to websites.
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Deep Fantasies - My Thoughts [NSFW]

Okay, I'm going to let my mouth run a bit more than usual. I get off in the middle as this was a spilt recording with a last minute update!

So, I became aware of the toy shop Deep Fantasies...

Discord Movie Night Trial Run

Okay. We're going to set a deadline so I have a reason to get things finished to the point of *good enough*.

I'm thinking a trial movie night on discord next week?

It will probably be...

Catgirl Story Time [NSFW]

Synopsis: Everyone knows catgirls are horrible at telling stories. Good thing she's a loving thing. And it sounds like she's in heat?

I had a very nice, earnest request for more ca...

Reading the Heart of the (Tarot) Cards [SFW]

I don't really do/ record warm ups, but I thought I would do something for fun, cause I can.

It's a fist full of pointy things so don't mind me as I have a small break down at the pieces of...