Weekly Bits - October 8, 2021 [SFW]
It's been a backend 😏 busy week.
Im on pornhub now! More details in the audio.
And Discord ne...
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Drunk Dick Down - Part Five - NSFW
LMAO I accidently mis-scheduled this like... month ago, so Thank YOU, to the couple of you who reached out to let me know. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
*sobs in dumb*
Anyway! Here we are! ...
2021-10-08 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostDirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Large Mako from A Krow's Nest - Unboxing and First Impressions Review
In the spirit of spooky season, how about I talk about a toy that absolutely terrifies me. I have final...
2021-10-06 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post[F4M] [F4A] Why Boys are Scary
So, a lifetime ago, I received a DM regarding something I said in my Dicks Vs Dildos audio; Specifically, that men are.. uh... kind of scary? Sometimes?
The DM was asking, how does someone o...
Weekly Bits - October 1, 2021 [SFW]
Uh.... it's Friday again? AGAIN?! 😨
With the spooky season upon us, I have to ask, what's your favorite spooky thing? Maybe Ill try to make it sexy...
Drunk Dick Down - Part Four - NSFW
I... has the math question come up yet?
It's... rough, my dears.
4/5
2021-10-01 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostSlut Suck School - Introductions
How deep does my throat go? I don't know. Let's find out together?
This week is just introductions, no need to come prepared. Next week tho, training begins.
Cucked, Part Two: Where You Make It Weird And Hot
Synopsis: I wake up confused and naked in your bed. My memories are foggy, but I remember how good you taste and the next think you know, I'm in your lap. What next?
[F4M] [F4A] [Stor...
Weekly Bits - September 24, 2021 [SFW]
This is just a thinly veiled bitch session. Who likes salt?
That's not truuuue 🙄 I talk a bit of business, too. Its just really rambley this week.
Drunk Dick Down - Part Three - NSFW
Has the screaming started yet?
I should probably extend an apology to my Discord contacts... I'm pretty sure I keep it above board though.
3/5
2021-09-24 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostCucked - Part Two - Take One - No Edits
This one is going to be a big boy...
I'll have to give this take another listen, but I suspect I'll do it again, just for fun before picking one.
Tags: [F4M...
Bits Book Club - The MaddAddam Trilogy (NSFW)
SPOILER TERRITORY - If you would like to read a bit about the books before I butcher them through a bad retelling, 2021-09-23 23:50:42 +0000 UTC View Post
[F4M] [F4A] Happy D Day, To Me - A Dick Rating
Okay.... I... This was hard... It's really hard for me to focus.... like... Im not sure what I thought was going to happen to be honest.
So many good dicks. All of the partron submissio...
2021-09-17 23:29:40 +0000 UTC View PostWeekly Bits - September 17, 2021 [SFW]
Uhhhhh..... I feel like this was a busy week. Stuff happened. I talk about it.... The usual, you know?
2021-09-17 22:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostDrunk Dick Down - Part Two - NSFW
I feel like this is like a roller coaster.... and we're slowly climbing the hill for the massive drop that's coming up,
2/5
[F4M][F4A] Butt First [NSFW]
I'm not sure what to say besides I woke up feeling like I wanted to play with my ass, and so I did.
It didn't go quite as I wanted it too but I came a couple times and that's my main goal, ...
[F4M] Blow Off Some Steam - Script Fill
Synopsis: You, the listener, have a problem. The medication you're on is making it rather difficult to achieve release. And what makes matters worse, your workaholic girlfriend...
2021-09-14 16:27:53 +0000 UTC View PostWeekly Bits - September 10, 2021 (SFW)
Just the usual Friday Update for funsies. I hope you are having a great week!
2021-09-11 01:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostDrunk Dick Down - Part One - NSFW
This one gets so sloppy, but it was so much fun to make. The recording is raw, so... denoise compression, and minimal editing. I figure... that's where the best wet noises exist
I....
Cucked - Part Two: Where You Make It Weird And Hot
Synopsis: I wake up fuzzy, confused, naked and sore in a strange bed. There is a bit of confusion then a lot of fucking because the plot line demands some low level amn...
2021-09-09 19:45:07 +0000 UTC View Post[F4M] [F4A] Return of Pluto - A Ramblefap
Synopsis: I want to beat Pluto. He was a struggle the2021-09-08 22:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post
A Vry Above Board Offer to Objectify You for Our Pleasure
Heeeeeeeey,
So, I have been quietly waiting for my followers to hit 666 on Reddit to initiate Project DixDixDix. We're so close; I hit 600 just la...
Cucked, Part One: How We Met and I Forgot My Boyfriend
Synopsis: While out to a concert, I meet this electrifying guy and we hit it off. You're in town for the week and we decide to get drinks. Then breakfast. Then... Your lips are on ...
2021-09-05 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostCucked - Part One - SFX Mine
Always Be.... Cock sucking? I'm bad at this whole description thing. I needed new moans and wet sounds and you know what they say: Monetize your Hobbies, Nothing is Sacred.
2021-09-03 23:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostFriday Whine, Yay! - Weekly Update
Hey! Hi! So, I touch a bit more on what has me so distracted on twitter and out myself as like.... maybe a booklicker? Maybe just... a rational person who wants to hear both sides... I dunno... Thi...
2021-09-03 20:51:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf You Bring The Q's, I'll Bring the A?
So, I *really* enjoyed making the Toke Fap Talk audio, even if I might have sounded dead by the end.
I was thinking of doing something along similar lines, with a different (legal) subs...
2021-09-03 00:13:56 +0000 UTC View PostCucked - Part One - Take One - No Edits
I literally do not remember how this went, besides I wasn't happy with the energy. Then I forgot I posted a poll on it because... I.... am the worst! 😁
So, while I work on the proper edit...
Sweet Fantasy, Baby - An Answer!
Heeeeeeey. Im not sure if I need to spoil the content too much. I talk about my kinks and some fantasies and get off...
It was so much fun. HAHA
Thank you for the question!
For Serious Though - Me And My Work - Some Thoughts
Trigger Warnings for Brief Mentions of Abuse.
This is a *super* serious one, my dears. As serious as I can be anyway. HAHA!
There has been some stuff happening in t...
Electric Bookaloo - Dice Game Two
I should mention.... I SPOIL all the things I talk about in here. But it's all... at least a decade old?
It's like, Snape kills Dumbledore levels of spoiler territory, but ...