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CHP 21: Psychotic Priest (What A Surprise)

Turns out I didn't really need much help with finding Sakura after all.

I found her sitting by the hotel's doors with her head buried in her knees, being harassed by one of the employees... o...

CHP 20: A Strange Reunion

Shirou Emiya sat on a wooden bunch, holding a cone of ice cream as he curiously took in his new surroundings.

It was a stereotypical park, with neatly cut grass, a tree here and there, a foun...

CHP 19: Surprise!

"Now, if you'll please let us extrac-"

I cut off the stereotypical receptionist looking brown haired dude like mf Baldwin, "You don't need to go through the trouble."

If you recall, the...

CHP 18: 100% Calculated Course of Action

I have come to the realisation that running your mouth can bite you in the ass at the most unexpected of times, in ways you wouldn't expect it to.

This is not to say it has happened to me, bu...

CHP 17: Clock Tower Shenanigans

So, you know how both the English and French go on about there's actual distance between the two countries?

Yeah, no, there isn't.

It cost barely 40 bucks per person for a seat on the E...

CHP 16: Surprise Adoption

The sky was covered up by grey clouds, the air was humid and smelled like wet earth... This wasn't something I was used to, Fuyuki had mostly clear skies even in the winter.

But enough of tha...

CHP 15: Eventful Flight

As many have probably come to learn since my short yet oh so long time in this world, I am, by the admittance of many, a reasonable and benevolent individual who can charm all with the natural char...

CHP 14: Father-Daughter Talk

Sometimes, in a world like the one I've found myself in, all a real man needs to stay calm about the prospect of being curb stomped by an Assassin that earned his name because he killed all witness...

CHP 13: A Sad Day

Yakuza work really fast apparently... You'd think they didn't have a continuous 5 year long war less than a decade ago.

Raiga was a cool old dude, with a strange obsession with motorbikes. 2024-06-28 14:19:04 +0000 UTC View Post

CHP 12: Fujimura Group

The Sun was about to set, and darkness had started rolling into the city when, like an atypical emo protagonist, I exited the Emiya residence in a dark frog suit that perfectly masked my age and id...

CHP 11: Pecking Order

I would like to profess that there are a number of consequences that came with straight up blowing my family home to kingdom come.

So, I would like to apologise... to absolutely fucking nobod...

CHP 10: Inheritance Troubles

Apparently magi inheritance is just as annoying and lengthy an ordeal as it is for the normies if there's no clear will left behind.

It's been a few days since my family's 'unfortunate' passi...

CHP 09: True Peace

"Shinji, what are you doing with that brick?"

Dear Shirou, the block in my hand is not a brick.

I glanced at my only 'friend' from the corner of my eye, "You sure you wanna be here for ...

CHP 96: Vampire Counts

Nicholas stood at the helm of the Golden Hind, hands on the railings as he looked down at the Francis Drake's crew... and his own. 

After Blackbeard 'regrettably' lost his life, his crew...

CHP 08: Stranger Danger

I sat on a bench in the park overlooking the Mion river that divides Fuyuki in half.

Or to be exact, it separates the cultured individuals of society like myself from the rabble. Please forge...

CHP 07: Concerning Development

I have a new problem.

No, it's not particularly dangerous or annoying. I've been feeling quite nice and free since I pulled Tiamat out.

It may have been suicidal and made me a target fo...

CHP 06: Profit

Now calm down, I know you want to say, 'Shinji, you dumb fuck. You just painted a massive target on your ass and wrote, fuck me in the bum."

And again, I wanna say, shut the fuck up, your opi...

CHP 05: Servants Are Overrated

I sat in Shirou's living room, bored out of my mind as I fiddled with a pen.

"Hey, hey Shirou?"

Shirou was, doing his homework sitting across from me... the bum. 

You see the...

CHP 04: Step Two

I found Sakura at the back of the school building surrounded by three kids who were probably harassing her or something judging by how one would pull on her hair after a bit of time.

I would ...

CHP 03: Step One

A/N: If it isn't obvious by how he pulls out the most obscure pieces of lore when he's thinking, the MC is absurdly knowledgeable about the Nasuverse as a whole.

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Okay so apparently Sh...

CHP 02: Useless Adult

I know you want to say that jumping off the roof wasn't the best course of action but... hear me out.

A cotton duvet on a double bed with a room heater.

Yes, apparently, the Matou have ...

CHP 01: The Epic of Seaweed

This is something I've been messing around with for a bit and decided to check with you guys now that I have over 10k words for it.

Any feedback would be appreciated.

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I sincerel...

CHP 95: Mutiny?!

"You'll regret this boy."

"True that." Nicholas spoke with a pop, sitting on the beach in nothing but cotton shorts and a tropical shirt with weed patterns all over it.

Oh and, sunglass...

CHP 94: Bad Boys?

The higher chain of command completely disappearing and their fleets being scattered in strangely familiar seas was, while potentially dangerous, not as crippling as it could have been for the Span...

CHP 93: Anarchism is very Cool

"You..." Nicholas turned to stare at the Saber sitting on the wooden deck in the seiza position with tears in her eyes, "Again?"

Artoria vehemently shook her head from side to side and whimpe...

CHP 92: TRAI-...tors?

"Guess I'll earn my money for once." Nicholas spoke shortly, eying the dark wave of energy rising to the sky in the distance as he stretched his arm, "Yo Blackbeard, are those the guys with the oth...

CHP 91: Ship Ahoy!

"Uuu... I couldn't go deep enough..." Blackbeard sobbed into his hand, stealing gazes at Mash who was studying their map, "M-Maybe some maiden should console me."

As was expected, Blackbeard ...

CHP 90: The Darker Side

"Senpai, wake up! Senpai!"

Nicholas, who'd dozed off leaning against an empty barrel of rum sitting near the railings, groggily sat up, rubbing his eyes as he sleepily looked around, "Wha...W...

CHP 89: True Pirates

"Loli? I like this word! Lolis are the superior representation of beauty, damn you!"

"Hold up there now, R.Kelly. Clearly, big onee-san types and goth baddies is where it's at."

"So not...

CHP 88: Terror of the Sea!

Mash hid behind her hands, peeking through the gaps in her fingers with tinted cheeks.

"S-Senpai, maybe you should w-wear something else?"

As she had said countless times before, her se...