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CHP 87: I Will Become The Pir-

Nicholas sat on Chaldea's rooftop, yes, outside, staring up at the Sun as he dangled his legs off the edge, resting his palms against metal that should've rightly frozen his skin off.

Now, a ...

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CHP 86: Skill Issue

Nicholas wandered into the room Jeanne D'Arc and Martha had taken over after getting permission from Olga and looked around curiously, "Y'all really went the extra mile, huh?"

There was a thi...

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CHP 85: Boom

Emiya picked up a bottle of scotch, running his hand over the smooth glass before pulling out the cork with a smooth 'pop'... He poured it into a small glass he'd prepared beforehand with grace and...

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CHP 84: The Solution To All Problems

Olga found Nicholas and Romani hunched over a laptop, exchanging glances with mischief visible in their eyes. Whatever they were up to, they'd even managed to rope in Leonardo Da Vinci, who was sta...

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CHP 83: First Time?

There was just something about sending teenagers off to time periods that showed the depths of human cruelty and depravity that just didn't sit right with Kiara Sessyoin... It didn't matter that th...

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CHP 82: Monster

Romani 'Roman' Archaman was the head of Chaldea's medical department, he had spent much time with it's denizens, current and former, and was currently serving in the same capacity as it's Director,...

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CHP 81: Roman Liberator

Destruction. Death. Ruin. Plunder. Eradication.

Those were the sole objectives in the mind of the ancient war machine the Huns of old had come across and activated, swearing fealty to her cau...

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CHP 80: Told You So

Nicholas looked down at the purple haired girl, totally not fake crying, on his lap, with his usual listless expression, "Girl, you really think I don't know you fucked with them first?"

Emiy...

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CHP 79: Scourge of God

Nero tentatively observed the approaching contingent, her hands resting on the hilt of her crimson sword as she stood atop the battlements with her back straightened, projecting an image of unpertu...

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CHP 78: A Little Oopsie

Gudako stared down blankly from one of the battlements of the Capital City of Gaul, her ginger hair, a proof of her lack of soul, fluttering in the wind.

From this height, she could see the v...

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CHP 77: Nay To Tyranny!

Mordred chugged down... she'd actually forgotten how many flagons she'd downed, and watched through blurry eyes as her opponent fell back, foaming at the mouth. She looked at the crowd around them ...

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CHP 76: Squatter Treatment

"Hrr... Ugh..." Stheno rubbed her eyes, slowly registering the hard wood she was droo-...n-no, er, leaning against because goddesses obviously didn't drool. Anyone who claimed otherwise was a fooli...

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CHP 75: Pick Me Gir-... Goddess

Martha watched with silent apprehension as Nicholas pulled the canoe they'd arrived in ashore, arms crossed under her chest, "Do you require any assistance?"

Her words held a discrete message...

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CHP 74: Beyond Words

Nicholas looked at Nero walk up to them genuinely surprised, moving her head from side to side and taking in the aftermath of man against an army...

No wait, Nicholas against an army.

T...

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CHP 73: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered

"Is this what we were warned against? The greatest magi of times far beyond our own? If so, I can see the need for a warning." Julius Caesar wiped his face with a small frown, somehow having accumu...

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CHP 72: A Great General

Nicholas pursed his lips and flatly looked back at the massive fully armoured contingent of soldiers walking through barren land like they were descended from camels...

The motherfuckers didn...

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CHP 71: Natural Course Of Action

"As your general, I command you to hang that man by his balls." Nicholas spoke from a bench and pointed upwards with two fingers, a faint smile on his face that faded away when a nearby patrol salu...

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CHP 70: Taste of Freedom

"Get your pizza! One buck a piece! Or hell, take it for free! It ain't costing us nothing!"

Yu leaned against a wall and narrowed her eyes at the pale haired teenager speaking in a volume tha...

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CHP 69: Umu Empress

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was the Supreme Monarch of the Roman Empire and as such it was her first and foremost duty to defend the livelihood and sanctity of Rome and her people, no ...

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CHP 68: Arrival

Mash Kyrielight had been designed in a lab for the express purpose of hosting the soul of a heroic spirit under the supervision of Chaldea's former, much less 'thoughtful' and 'empathetic', Directo...

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CHP 67: Hesitation is Defeat

Yu pursed her lips and looked down at Nicholas who was counting a plethora of different items, going over a small list in his left hand.

"So... What're you up to?"

She felt that asking ...

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CHP 66: Singularity Briefing

"So er... learning from our mistakes last time, Chaldea's higher command has elected t-"

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CHP 65: 37 Inch Vertical Leap

Nicholas ducked, he weaved, he sidestepped and jumped but still got his ass beat by Mordred, a King Main... in Tekken.

What?

You thought he'd lose to her in an actual fight?

No wa...

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CHP 64: Not Time Shenanigans?

"Even if it's you, I can't just... Why do you even need my permission?"

Kiara Sessyoin massaged her forehead with one hand, and tapped a pen against her table with the other.

The 'patie...

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CHP 63: Your Beloved Kouhai

As one of the few designated hitmen for every single one of humanity's fuck ups, there was a lot Emiya had seen and done all over the place but the current Chaldea stood out among all that and then...

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CHP 62: Indisputable Talent

"AAAH!!"

"Ugh..." Nicholas groaned and covered his ears, slamming his head into his desk, "Why the fuck did anyone think this was a good idea?"

Mozart, who was sitting to his side, look...

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CHP 61: A Normal Day At Chaldea

"998... 999... 1000."

Nicholas threw his custom 200 lbs dumbbells on the floor after completing one of his increasingly intense workouts and wiped his forehead with a towel out of sheer habit...

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CHP 60: Hardcore Session

Yu looked at Nicholas flatly, a hand in the pocket of her white lab coat, "...So, what is this supposed to be?" She gestured to the EXTREMELY familiar scantily-clad blushing and fumbling mess tryin...

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CHP 59: The Promised Reward

Olga Marie Animusphere was the Director of the Chaldea Security Organisation... and while that may not have meant all that much to the upper echelons of the world some time ago, it mattered more th...

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CHP 58: Kick the Ball

People were like, Nicholas, Nicholas, if you care about them, why would you let them fight?

That was cause cat fights were peak.

Then they asked, what if it goes too far?

It would...

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