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[Closed] Community Requested Story 6 (March 2024)

We'll be deciding the sixth community requested story soon! 

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymo...

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[Request] Harley's Heists

Catwoman slinked under the laser, squashing her boobs against the museum floor and arching her round ass into the air, the black spandex pulled at her body, tightening up into her asscrack and arou...

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[Comm] Kat's Bottomless Night at the Movies

Kat sat on the toilet in the movie theater restrooms. She had long since finished her business and was now just sitting with her wallet case open, absently scrolling through Instagram on her phone....

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[Comm] Holly Visits the Sorority House

“mmMMnnPHH!!” Holly screamed through the ring gag. She had no choice but to gallop forward. Scarlet controlled her pained, spasming body with the reins, their lengths like puppet strings traili...

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[Comm] Bottomless, Bound, and Bursting from the Ass

A scat fetish parody of the film Somewhere in Time (1980)

The note from William Fawcett Robinson had told Richard Collier to go to the gazebo behind the theatre. It was, the note said, a matt...

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[Comm] Finn's Pathetic Penis Humiliation

A Fionna & Cake parody

The moon shone in the starry sky over the lake, casting glowing light down onto the water’s surface. The water rippled and splashed, two pairs of long legs, one p...

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Community Request Poll (February 2023)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt. View Post

Mr. Sakurai Presents Dixie Kong!


Super Smash Ultimate XL, the next installment of the series had been announced as a new game for the Switch 2. A direct port of Ultimate but with 12 new characters and stages, the announ...

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[Closed] Community Requested Story 5 (January 2024)

We'll be deciding the fifth community requested story soon! 


Like last time, $2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas. The pitches will be voted on by all patr...

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[Comm] How Not to Summon a Demoness

Featuring characters from the game Helltaker 

Jordan paced around the room with the Cube clutched in his hand. He wore nothing but his unwashed tightie whities. The dark, musty attic was...

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[Patron Request] Cersei Lannister, Human Toilet

“SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!”

The bell clanged in time with each exclamation.

In the middle of the crowded square sat a hastily constructed structure: an outhouse. The door was open, and t...

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Houshou Marine's Flexibility Fail [Hololive]

A more explicit version of this animation https://youtube.com/shorts/69hCFb2ti7k?si=03e_4jHjWErPpUwT <...

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The Turbo Testicle Swirly: Julie's Shitty Epilogue

Julie panted, gasping. The restroom was emptying, the crowd dispersing now that Ethan was unconscious. She still stood bottomless on the toilet seat with her shorts and panties around her ankles, b...

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The Turbo Testicle Swirly

"Hey! Don't bring him in here!" the girls fixing their makeup at the mirrors shouted.

"Oh, don't be a baby!" Stephanie laughed as she dragged Ethan into the girls' restroom by his underwear. ...

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Community Request Poll 4 (December 2023)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story for $1 and $2 patrons with a preview posted on DeviantArt. View Post

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 9

The chattering between the Clue Corporation, Mari, and the inn owners drifted up the stairs.

Cecelia couldn’t make out what they were saying, and she didn’t care. She shuffled out of her ...

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Community Requested Story 4 (November 2023) [closed]

We'll be deciding the fourth community requested story soon!

Like last time, $2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas. The pitches will be voted on by all patrons, and the ide...

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Beach Boy's Blue Balls [Full Scat Version & Alternate Ending]

Ricky walked across the sandy beach with determined, horny purpose. He was wearing nothing but a red speedo, two sizes too small. The full outline of his dick and balls were visible through the str...

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Magic Finger

A parody of the infamous "magic finger" Nintendo DS commercial.  Nintendo DS Commercial - Magic finger - YouTube...

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Beach Boy's Blue Balls

Ricky walked across the sandy beach with determined, horny purpose. He was wearing nothing but a red speedo, two sizes too small. The full outline of his dick and balls were visible through the str...

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No Bikinis Allowed at the Waterpark

“I’m sorry ma’am, but you can’t wear that.”

The tiny waterpark employee stood in the middle of the entrance, blocking Tammy and Jackson’s path like a tiny, underpaid Pitbull.

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Up King Kong's Ass

“AAAAIIGGHH!!!!”

Ann Darrow screamed as the massive, manacled hand of King Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World crashed through her hotel window and gripped her like she was a toy.

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Updates 11/12/23

Thank you to all of the new Patrons! I'm so glad to see so many new names!

Some updates as I catch up on my stories and move forward:

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The Poopkin Prank

"I'm not sure about this Johnny," Marty said, pulling off his rubber goblin mask. They were both squatting in the bushes outside of a big suburban house. It was Halloween, but the trick or treaters...

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Embarrassing Date Night Dumps

The second date.

Cynthia's fingers ran through Lily's shoulder-length curly hair, lingering on the shape of her ears before travelling down her body. Their lips locked together, pulling towar...

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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 8 [Scat Version]

“The history runs deep in these swamps… yesss…..”

The Ferry Woman hissed. Wrapped in a long-hooded robe, only her hands were visible as she stood at the back of the canoe and steered ...

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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 8

“The history runs deep in these swamps… yesss…..”

The Ferry Woman hissed. Wrapped in a long-hooded robe, only her hands were visible as she stood at the back of the canoe and steered ...

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[Comm] Holly's Equestrian Adventure

The shower was running. Holly clutched her bag close to her chest. Her big, bright, evil grin practically lit up the locker she had squeezed herself in. Her eyes peered through the slits of the loc...

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[Comm] Digimon, Digital Diarrhea

The alien rainforest stretched out to the horizon. The trees were only broken by a strange metallic temple squat and gleaming in the distance.

Serpentine dragons soared like bizarre geese abo...

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Which Story Should I start Next? 9/28/23

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