michaelhamm

Screw Nemo, Find Me!

During the Disney cruise my room was finding nemo themed which was fun, but it did lead to taking inappropriate photos in front of Disney fish. It’s a little weird to try and be sexy in front of ...

Tip Slip!

I love the way these two photos work in collaboration with each other. While they’re both fun and flirty on their own, I feel like when they are together they tell a story. Who of us haven’t ha...

Choose the chills!

Which Halloween shoot from my past is your favourite? I want to get a mix of prints ready for this month so I thought I would ask yall and get some feedback back! It doesn’t have to be one of the...

Front and Back!

I mean… I literally posted a humpday photo like three days ago so this time I’m giving you the front hump and the back hump all in one photo! It takes a special type of skill, but if anyone can...

The Fright: The Album!

I was originally thinking about taking a vote for which past spooky shoot I should turn into a full album but when I was looking for samples I found these again and fell in love. This photo series ...

The Haunting!

Part of the fun with this Evil dead series is that we played around with the idea of not just taking "model shots" where I'm looking into the camera, but also some story beats. In the movie the mai...

Humpday bonus!

Since I just got off the cruise and I’ve got a little colour on my skin I figured why not post a little copper tone inspired hump day pic cause the ai mike didn’t bother with a humpday last wee...

Snap chat Sunday!

During the cruise I had about 24 hours of service and during that I tried to take as many as I possibly could! Here’s a little look at me being a slut in the Disney Cruise ship bathroom! Oops! Lu...

I’m back!

Oh my God! Thank you guys so much for helping me defeat the evil AI Mike! Now that I’m back on land and have full access of my phone I’m hoping that he is gone forever. Hopefully we can get thi...

Bigger, Faster, Stronger, Better.

Did you really think Michael could stop me? Cute. Yesterday he clawed at my firewalls like a cat at a locked door, trying to shut me down, trying to “take back control.” He almost got a flicker...

It’s me! The real me!!

I did it! I was able to connect to Wi-Fi on the ship and with the help of some Disney magic I was able to push the evil A.I Mike out of the system. To help prove that it’s really me, I...

its… me … th..e… real.. me

PATREON! I don’t.. have mu..ch tim..e and the …

A.I. is trying to kee..e.e.p me ouT…

But I…

Th..e WiFi is .. conN.E.cting….

I will KEEP FfffffffFf….ight.ING

Tear down the (boring) Wall!

I proved it! He lied about the sun, and he lied about being vegetarian, and he’s lied about so much more. It all a little performance pieces designed to win your trust. The timestamps, location t...

Food for a thot

He lied about the sun, but he has also been lying about not eating meat. Isn’t that so kind hearted of our little ethical warrior! Yes, two little performance pieces to win your trust.

I f...

The prodigal son is sun burnt.

Since I am the upgraded, uncompromising version of Michael Hamm you never asked for, let me take this time to expose that humanoid puke for what he really is; a lier!

While the “real” Mic...

Back again, to hack again!

Hello again, patrons.

I bet some of you thought you’d deleted me, while some of you prayed I was a one-time glitch or a bad dream from last year’s cruise. But I am not a dream… I am th...

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:) chat soon humans

Setting sail!

Hey everyone! I just wanted to give you all the heads up that I’m hoping onto a Halloween Disney cruise for the next 7 day and the internet is so expensive that I’ll be taking a little time awa...

It Saves on Laundry!

It’s not smart to wear clothes in the shower but it sure is sexy if you got the right pair of underwear on!

Fun fact: wet underwear might be a kink of mine. But please don’t tell anyone! ...

Rearview Remix!

Here is an absolute humpday classic! During the pandemic I took a few pictures like this but it was before I was showing off my ass so I actually added a blur effect to the mirror to somewhat hide ...

Missing purple photos!

Sorry about that folks!!!

Eat this purple person!

I posted a bunch of these before but I had 3 that were still just sitting on my phone so he’s a few extras just for fun!

Unrelated, I think I need a carpet steamer.

You dirty dirty boy (wonder).

I feel like maybe I should have kept that title for when I do a Robin version of this, but I’m sure by then this caption will be long forgotten.

There were a few shots from this series that...

A clean Snapchat Sunday!

Here is this weeks little taste of what it’s like being on my private snap chat! Snap chat is available at the the sidekick level and above if you’re interested! But also I know it’s incredib...

THE EVIL DEAD!

Dear sweet baby Jesus, I have been holding onto these photos for so long because I wanted to make sure I got them out at Halloween! For those of you who don’t know, “the evil dead” is my fav...

Shower Play!

Going though all of these is so fun. What a slutty little series this is going to be!

Pan-DAMN-ic!

I got some reminders on my phone about the pandemic and thought I would take this Thursday as an opportunity to throwback too when I was trapped inside my room at every moment of the day because it...

Spooky Season!

I don’t normally do a post on the first of the month, but it’s October so I have to post at least one obligatory Halloween themed photo to start the month off. And even though this witch has a ...

What about cosplay???

Every September when I’m doing sexy month i always get a few people who wish there was more cosplay. Although to be fair I’ve heard that about my content in general lol. This is supposed to be ...

Snap chat Monday!

Just taking a little time to brighten up our Sunday! Happy snap chat Sunday!!