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201: This Humanitarian Librarian Is Way Too Demanding

Almost a dozen hours later, Ashtoreth hovered down to rest on a featureless metal ledge of the inner ring. Icon, the archival spirit, had claimed they’d killed the last of the outsider presence.<...

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200: Now You’re Cooking With Eldritch Abominations

Ashtoreth formed her sword-scythe, then swept it through the air to spend an entire base [Bloodfire] pool on a new [Bloodfire Boon]—one that gave a bonus exclusi...

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199: Back on Earth, We Call This Scenario a “Boss Fight”

“I can assure you, Hunter Wolfhard, the wave of charged motes of compressed mana was an unintended, if spectacular, side-effect of destroying the asymptotic spindle! Nice jump!”

For the m...

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198: You Can’t Transmute Hydrogen Into Anti-Hydrogen For a Pittance of Mana, Disappointingly

The doors opened.

Hunter rushed into the air beyond, quickly taking in a dozen or so outsiders that occupied the air around him at a glance and then naturally adjusting his trajectory to avoi...

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197: So She Likes Dogs, Schoolboys, and Explosions, You Say…

Icon eyed him, crossing her arms.

“All right, Sir Hunter Wolfhard—let’s suppose for a moment that I go along with your plan to… bring one other level 650 here. Naturally, hav...

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196: A Great Idea for a Sitcom

You’re the archival spirit?” Hunter asked.

“Yes, my liege!” she said, still beaming at him. “And I must say, it is an honor and privilege to meet you!” A shadow seemed...

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195: This Dimensional Assassin Also Doubles as an Exploratory Haunch of Meat

It was only a few days later that Ashtoreth warped back into Nexus 001 with a newly-stocked bag of beast hearts. Her locket was full, of course, but these were set to start expiring in less than a ...

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194: My Nuke Isn’t Nearly as Contraband if it Comes Packaged as a Wheelbarrow of Hearts

Tired from another day of farming, Ashtoreth lay on the couch in Nexus 001 and prodded the Five Realms sub-system for information on the warp network.

It was an incredibly thing, their warp n...

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193: Don’t Panic! But Also, All the Most Powerful People in the Cosmos Are Out to Get You

Even if she was only a system-appointed, and not a humanity-appointed monarch, Ashtoreth still had to make her first official announcement while looking like a queen.

She wore ceremonial robe...

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192: The Truth Will Set Us Free! And Maybe Cause a Collapse of the Social Order—But Hey, That’s Freedom

“Mass access to Orchard?” Frost asked once Ashtoreth had finished explaining. “Let everyone farm up in the zones?”

“Yup!” she said. “It doesn’t work the way that the Monarchy ...

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191: It’s Time to Farm Harder Than a Depressed Person Playing Stardew Valley

“You know,” Ashtoreth said to the rest of the teams once she was back in Nexus 001, “If I assume that this whole system was set in place under the assumption that nobody just spontaneously be...

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190: Is That An Everyday Hostile Rhombus—Or A Gateway to New Powers and the Secrets of Ancient Humanity?

Ashtoreth thrust her weapon forward in the air, and light flickered across the edges of the foe in front of her—a three-dimensional rhombus.

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189: It’s Just Like Sun Tzu Was Always Saying…

{Advance [Drain]}

{Choose an advancement to gain, then choose to retain or replace all other options}

Upgrade [Aura] with [Aura: Thirst]...

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188: Am I REALLY the Most Famous Person Ever If Noone Knows Anything About Me?

{Ding! You level up! You are now level 525.}

{You gain 15 DEX, 15 STR, 19 VIT, 15 MAG, 8 PSY, 10 DEF}

{Reaching level 525 has granted advanceme...

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187: Back in Hell, We Call This Sort of Thing a “Civil Disagreement”

I need to talk to you. It was Matthews.

Ashtoreth shouldered Rammschloss and sighed. “All right, guys,” she told Hunter and Sadie. “Maybe move to a lower level range f...

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186: Where Once There Were Gazebos, Now Lies Only Ruin

Two shots rang out in rapid succession, and a set of shockwaves rippled out from the muzzle of her cannon as she lifted her eye away from the scope and peered into the distance.

Her targets, ...

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185: The Best Signal Flares Are Visible From Space

{You have been routed to Orchard Nexus 001.}

The flare of Ashtoreth’s warp spell faded, and she put her hands on her hips as she looked around the dimly lit circular chambe...

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That's all for now :(

Sadly, these five chapters are all I've got to show for the last nine days. I had another one, 185, but I scrapped it because I didn't like it, and will rewrite tomorrow.

On the upside, I'm p...

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184: If a Chuuni Smirks, But No-one is Around to See it…

Five million? Frost asked. That’s a completely insane amount of teleportation rods. At the close of their war, they somehow had the resources to make all that?

Hunter was ...

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183: This is Perhaps the Sassiest Cache of Hidden Equipment in All the Cosmos

Okay, Ashtoreth said through the telepathy. I know you wanted me to be quiet, but… I can’t be the only one who thinks the name “Orchard,” is pretty danged auspicious?

<...

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182: A Whole New World

The sun looks just ours, he said. All of this looks like it could just be on Earth. He frowned, then. I’m not just… on Earth, am I?

He began diving toward the g...

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181: If I Were in Their Place, I’d be Terrified of Me Too!

Well would you look at that! Ashtoreth said once he’d sent her the details. If it isn’t… exactly what we expected it would be.

If I request permission, th...

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180: Did You Hear Something? Must Have Been the Wind…

You’re right, Hunter said. The [Warp] emanations in this place feel… intense. And strange.

He hovered several thousand meters in the a...

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179: Is There Anything As Exciting As Finding a Giant, Unexplained Hole in the Middle of Nowhere?

Ashtoreth.

Ashtoreth groaned as her wings twitched. She ground her face against the pillow. She’d been having a strange dream… she’d done something awkward in a supermarket, bu...

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178: What Do You Mean, You Don’t Speak Black Eyed Peas

“Ashtoreth has a request,” Frost said.

He stood in Matthews’ office at headquarters, having come alone. At that moment, Ashtoreth was in a lab somewhere.

“All right.”

...

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177: What’s Up, Humongous Fungus?

“I can’t believe it,” Ashtoreth said weeks later. “I just… I can’t believe it! They’re still cutting me out!”

She raised Wanderstein, sighting through the sc...

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176: The Trolley Problem, but With More Babies

{You lose ability [Summon Demonic Familiar]}

“Well,” she said. “There it goes. I suppose I should call up the labcoats and tell them he’s gone.”

She’d spent...

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175: The Real Problem is How Astoundingly Perfect I Am

“Perhaps unsurprisingly,” Ashtoreth began, “I’m an astonishingly perfect specimen of archfiend.”

Matthews looked unamused. “Meaning?”

She shrugged. “Dunno, exactly—oth...

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Note Posted to RR and Patreon

Good news, everyone!

It turns out that I have been, and still am, suffering from an unfortunate issue with my physical health.

This has almost certainly exacerbated the pre-existing com...

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174: Basically, Sir, We Now Have a MUCH Clearer Picture of the Fact That We Have No Idea What’s Going On

“This is a lot to take in,” said General Matthews.

They were sitting in a conference room back at headquarters. It had taken a great deal of explaining, re-explaining, and correcting each...

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