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TalKing of the Hill - To Kill a Ladybird

"My rabies has taken a turn for the worse; I am starting to hallucinate. When I close my eyes I can see strange characters running around, chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and inf...

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Talking Simpsons - Burns' Heir With Eva Anderson

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." - Homer Simpson

When a brush with the reaper inspires Mr. Burns to seek out an heir, he quickly finds one in t...

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Talking Futurama - Mobius Dick

"There's nothing personal about this. That thing screwed up my delivery. This time, it's BUSINESS." - Turanga Leela

Leela develops an Ahab-like fixation with a Moby Dick-like space whale who ...

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Talking Simpsons - Catch 'em if You Can

"We have to grab this chance for romance now, or we'll never be alone. Not till Lisa's in college and we've lost contact with Bart." - Homer Simpson

When Bart and Lisa don't show proper rever...

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What A Cartoon! - Superman: The Animated Series "The Late Mr. Kent"

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's another podcast about Superman! (Please have your eyes examined.) Yes, we last checked in on the Man of Steel's '90s adaptation during the d...

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Talk to the Audience?!? - July 2025

We've reached the end of the month, which means it's once again time for another installment of our community podcast! Join us as we mourn Simpsons composer Alf Clausen, check in on broadcast seaso...

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PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Another month has passed at the Talking Simpsons Network, and that means we've got another awesome podcast abo...

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What A Cartoon Movie! - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

In the late '90s, directors Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise (Beauty & The Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame) decided to roll the dice and produce an animated feature unlike anything anythi...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The August 2025 Schedule


Welcome to another August on the Talking Simpsons Network! As summer cranks up the heat, we're here to coo...

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Talking Simpsons - Bart Gets an Elephant With Andrew Jupin

In this spiritual sequel to Lisa's Pony, Bart forces KBBL's hand and wins a much larger herbivore: an elephant named Stampy. And as the giant beast slowly gets over the impulse to shove Bart in his...

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TalKing of the Hill - Not in My Back Hoe

"We invested all that time—and effort, maybe—in Hank, and he has forsaken us!" - Dale Gribble

Hank befriends a very Hank-like man, and finds this crazy bastard's ways a lot more appealing...

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Talking Simpsons - My Big Fat Geek Wedding With Stephen Sajdak

"My beloved is napping in the many folds of my Spider-Man t-shirt. As for me, I am popping kettle corn." - Comic Book Guy

After eight years, the Skinner/Krabappel pairing comes to an abrupt e...

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Talking Futurama - The Silence of the Clamps

"The mob did it. I saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter. I'm scared and great at sex!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez

While crashing a robot mafia wedding, Ben...

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Talking Simpsons Video Classics - Pryde of the X-Men Commentary

Since we're taking the week off, we thought we'd dig through the Talking Simpsons video archives and unearth something previously made available only to $10 patrons. (And before you could even host...

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The Talking Simpsons Network is Taking the Week Off!

For the first week of July, we're taking some time off to rest and recharge. Which gives YOU a whole se...

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Talking Simpsons - Homer Loves Flanders With Libby Watson

"Don't worry, Bart; it seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart-aleck quip, and by next week we'll be back to where we star...

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PREVIEW: What A Cartoon Movie - Lilo & Stitch

Another month has passed at the Talking Simpsons Network, and that means we've got another awesome podcast about an a...

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What A Cartoon Movie! - Lilo & Stitch

With Pixar and DreamWorks working in tandem to make Disney's 2D output look like a relic of the past, the studio needed an early '00s success—and badly. Thankfully, along came Lilo & Stitch; ...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The July 2025 Schedule

After celebrating a decade of Talking Simpsons, we've got a great July planned with some big guests on ...

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A Special 10th Anniversary Message from The Doughboys

You may have heard the audio clip on our 10th anniversary podcast, but here's the video version of the Doughboys wishing us wel...

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The Talking Simpsons 10th Anniversary Spectacular

It's finally happened: Talking Simpsons has turned a whopping ten years old! And to ring in the occasion, we're replacing this month's episode of Talk to the Audience with a little—well, BIG—ce...

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Talking Simpsons - The Wandering Juvie With Bryan Quinby

"All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb, and yet I did nothing. So, in a way, I, too, am a victim... of you." - Homer Simpson

A prank gone awry lands Bart in juvenile ha...

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TalKing of the Hill - Happy Hank's Giving

"The day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, one of the busiest travel days of the year." - Peggy Hill

Hank's insistence on defending the honor of propane leads to the Hills getting strand...

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Talking Simpsons - Deep Space Homer With Maddie Copp

"You know, Homer, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then... kinda sleepy, then worried, and then ...

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Talking Futurama - The Futurama Holiday Spectacular

"I thought they were selfish, yet, in the end, it was I who thought they were selfish." - Bender Bending Rodriguez

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts presents a trio of holiday-themed parables about ...

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We Want YOUR Questions and Comments for the Talking Simpsons 10th Anniversary Spectacular!

The very first episode of Talking Simpsons originally went live on June 24, 2015, meaning we're very cl...

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Talking Simpsons - Co-Dependents' Day With Eric Szyszka

"My drinking problem is out of control. At Oktoberfest, all I could think about was beer! I couldn't even celebrate... the harvest!" - Marge Simpson

After the newest Cosmic Wars prequel inspi...

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What A Cartoon! - Fantastic Four "When Calls Galactus" With Mike Lawrence

Hot on the heels of Fox Kids' Batman: The Animated Series and X-Men, Marvel brought us Fantastic Four, the first animated adaptation of the publisher's First Family in over 15 years. And, after a d...

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Talking Simpsons Network - The June 2025 Schedule

At long last, we've reached 10 full years of the Talking Simpsons podcast! To celebrate, we're replacin...

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Talk To The Audience?!? - May 2025

We've reached the end of the month, which means it's once again time for another installment of our community podcast! Join us as we check in on the end of broadcast season 36, learn about Milhouse...

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