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Bas Rhys circa 2007

On set paparazzi during Burn Notice shoot

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Chapter 28: It’s Pronounced PHO

Chapter 28: It’s Pronounced PHO

Three bricks up and two across. July 2007.

Welcome to the Potter Heads Online message boards....

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Chapter 27.5: Pillow Fight

Chapter 27.5: Pillow Fight

Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. June 2007.

Emma Watson was in the shower with me. Jealous?

“Left one’s hot, and tu...

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5th Move: On Radar

5th Move: On Radar

No longer would I suffer the blaring wails of the deafening alarms of yesterworld. My wake up call these days was a wet nose aggressively performing an <...

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Release Update April (4)

And they don't stop coming!

This week's chapters are once again out for everyone to enjoy at their own leisure!

Mover/Shaker Chapter 4

IoTV! Chapters 26, 26.5, and 27

Bas...

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Chapter 27: PSchnitzel!

Chapter 27: PSchnitzel!

White Rock Vancouver BC, Canada. April 2007.

Sweater weather isn’t quite what I’d been expecting to encounter when I landed in a seaside to...

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Chapter 26.5: The 30-Year-Old Cougar

Chapter 26.5: The 30-Year-Old Cougar

LaGuardia Airport, New York. March 2007.

Bing! The sound of the seatbelt sign switching off acted li...

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Chapter 26: Burnt Open

Chapter 26: Burnt Open

Coconut Grove, Miami. February 2007.

My name is Bas Rhys. I used to be a movie star until…

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4th Move: Combinations

4th Move: Combinations

Midnight had become my prime training time. The moon was high; the Kricketots were chirping, and I was struggling not to jump at every shifting shado...

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Release Update April (3)

Hey Everyone!

IoTV! chapters 24.5, 25, and 25.5 are up and available for your enjoyment. Bas has officially left 2006 behind and started off 2007 transitioning into the next phase of his car...

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Chapter 25.5: Borderline

Chapter 25.5: Borderline

Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. January 2007.

Boredom. Boredom. Boredom. 

My tongue stretched out under th...

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3rd Move: Slurp

3rd Move: Slurp

Baloo, ‘til such time I caught my second Pokémon, was my sole focus. You could even call it the bear necessities.

Ursaluna being my e...

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Chapter 25: Out of Rouge

Chapter 25: Out of Rouge

Knightsbridge, London. December 2006.

If you ever want to feel stupid, wear sunglasses at night. 

For those of us w...

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Chapter 24.5: When the Wind Blows

Chapter 24.5: When the Wind Blows

WB Offices London, UK. December 2006.

There’s a famous saying about crisis. I don’t remember what it was or who s...

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Release Update April (2)

We've reached a milestone!

Chapter 2 of Mover/Shaker is available to read.

Chapters 23.5, 23X, and 24 of IoTV! are also now added to the saga.

With these three chapters I'm on ...

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Chapter 24: The Chosen One

Chapter 24: The Chosen One

Leavesden Studios, UK. November 2006.

Writing this bloody book felt like summiting Everest

But instead of the glorious...

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2nd Move: Hawker

2nd Move: Hawker

Conventional wisdom states that the start of anyone’s journey involves going to the nearest gym, catching a couple of Pokémon with a type advantage, and...

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Chapter 23X: Rutting Room Floor

DISCLAIMER:
The latter half of this chapter contains another explicit evening that Bas shares with his newest conquest. Enjoy!

Chapter 23X: Rutting Room ...

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Chapter 23.5: Float Like a Boggart, Sting Like a Ray

Chapter 23.5: Float Like a Boggart, Sting Like a Ray

Leavesden Studios, UK. August 2006.

Despite having enough WD-40 and lubricant to put a profession...

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Release Update April (1)

No! This isn't a joke,

IoTV! races on with chapters 22, 22.5, and 23 released and available to read. Bas is spending more time in the limelight than ever. This coming week we should hopefull...

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1st Move: Kindling

1st Move: Kindling

When one is isekai’d, there are certain expectations we often hope for. An overpowered cheat, maybe a system, or failing everything else, at least a co...

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Official Release of Mover/Shaker!

A new story for a new fandom. A Pokemon self insert unlike any other.

Embark on a adventure of a second lifetime as a reincarnator finds themselves in the Pokemon world. An exploration...

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Chapter 23: The Long Con

Chapter 23: The Long Con

San Diego Convention Center, California. July 2006.

The heat of the morning sun was nothing compared to the sweltering press o...

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Chapter 22.5: Changing the Requirements

Chapter 22.5: Changing the Requirements

Leavesden Studio, UK. May 2006.

[Ron snagged his wand, gathered his feet under himself, and dusted his shou...

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Chapter 22: DeGenerate Barbarian

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hi everyone, a little unusual but Patreon's limited formatting options have forced me to do this. Written below is the next chapter, attached with it is also ...

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Release Update March (4)

Hello dear members,

Been a rough week but as promised I managed to get all chapter of IoTV! out on time as always!

IoTV! chapters 20, 20.5, 21, and 21.5 are available at your leisure.<...

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Chapter 21.5: Naked Attrition

Chapter 21.5: Naked Attrition

Lacock Abbey, UK. March 2006.

“Anger is… easy.” Rickman said calmly. 

But the ever so slightly too firm ...

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Chapter 21: Sponsored by Strepsils

Chapter 21: Sponsored by Strepsils

Leavesden Studios, UK. February 2006.

[My head rested on my hands folded behind them, my feet were crossed and k...

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Chapter 20.5: Shoe on the Other Foot

Chapter 20.5: Shoe on the Other Foot

WB Offices London, January 2006.

A whistle, a tumbleweed, and three pairs of twitchy eyes. I could practically hea...

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March Release Update (3)

Hello all members,

Apologies for the slight delay in keeping you appraised of the last week's releases, but I can at least say that I'm on TV! chapters 18.5, 18X, 19, and 19.5 were all relea...

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