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Chapter 75.5: Classically Framed

Chapter 75.5: Classically Framed

Bourne Wood, Surrey UK. August 2012.

“When I did Silence of the Lambs, despite my best efforts, nobody ever...

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29th Move: Pedigrees of Separation

29th Move: Pedigrees of Separation

Route 37, Johto.

STAB stands for ‘same type ability bonus’; that phenomenon where the power of a move is boosted...

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Chapter 75: Case of the Disappearing Bas

Chapter 75: Case of the Disappearing Bas

Bourne Wood, Surrey UK. July 2012.

[“Could we get some wine, please?”

“Sure, I’d lo...

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28th Move: Stanting on Business

28th Move: Stanting on Business

Route 37, Johto.

My heavy pack laden with the ranger’s collected goodies from the apricorn grove made taking shallow ...

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Chapter 74S: Reenactmental

DOUBLE FEATURE! Been a while since I’ve done one of these, but as I finished the first chap and got on the second, I thought they thematically fit really well. So after multiple rewrites ...

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27th Move: Out of Range

27th Move: Out of Range

Route 37 Apricorn Grove, Johto.

Fake Out was for pranksters. I meant that in every twist and turn of ...

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Chapter 74: Up Down Funk

Chapter 74: Up Down Funk

Seoul Broadcasting System Prism Tower, Korea. June 2012.

I fucked a lot.

No sky-shattering revelation, I’m sure. Call ...

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26th Move: Snout & About

26th Move: Snout & About

Kurt’s Workshop, Johto.

Down on my knees with balls in my hand, I was surrounded by a ring of people. It wasn’t what i...

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Chapter 73.5: Two Many Dimensions

Chapter 73.5: Two Many Dimensions

Trigger Sound Studio, Tokyo. May 2012.

Crisis? Phooey! Dread? Patooey! My sense of existentialism h...

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25th Move: New Coat, New Coast

25th Move: New Coat, New Coast

Azalea Town, Johto.

Bugsy got exterminated. 

The most popular form of pesticide publicly available hailed fro...

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Chapter 73: Teasers & Tweezers

Chapter 73: Teasers & Tweezers

Disney Studio Offices, LA. April 2012.

“Gotta admit, this scene certainly is a sight for sore eyes.”

“So...

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24th Move: Hive

24th Move: Hive

Ilex Forest Shrine, Johto.

Confused, confounded, and not a little concerned by our hostile response to his abrupt arrival, Bugsy almost...

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Chapter 72.5: Gyopo Style

Chapter 72.5: Gyopo Style

Gym Won Taekwondo, Koreatown LA. March 2012.

The stereotypical busking breakdancer conjured specific imagery in one’s mind....

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23rd Move: Celebi Celebration

23rd Move: Celebi Celebration

Ilex Shrine, Johto.

The GS Ball wobbled.

Once. Twice. Again—each time gaining strength and reducing the interval ...

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May Roundup

No more rough patch, enjoy the next batch!

May's been a return to form and June's gonna continue the trend.

The next 7 chapters of IoTV! from 69-72 are available to read at your disc...

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Chapter 72: Bas & Bodyworks

Chapter 72: Bas & Bodyworks

AnaboLIFT Gym, LA. February 2012.

“Fetch the kettles!” Any self-respecting citizen of the United Kingdom would cher...

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Chapter 71.5: The Devils Wear Prada

Chapter 71.5: The Devils Wear Prada

Anita’s Hacienda, LA. January 2012.

“Your other foot please, Mr Rhys.” Swapping my freshly pedicured hoof for...

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Chapter 71: Read Lines & Redlines

Chapter 71: Read Lines & Redlines

Disney Motion Picture Studios, LA. January 2012.

HOOONK! Fun fact: did you know that the average car hor...

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Chapter 70.5: Billionairfare

Chapter 70.5: Billionairfare

Forty-Thousand Feet Above Sea Level, Pacific Ocean. January 2012.

Money makes the world go round. Common refrain that at p...

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22nd Move: Monarch Flutterby

22nd Move: Monarch Flutterby

Slowpoke Well, Johto.

Naoko’s prediction proved prophetic. 

Our crew, including April and Kurt, retread the s...

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21st Move: Sacrificial Offering

21st Move: Sacrificial Offering

Slowpoke Well Outskirts, Johto.

Call me James Bonsly. 

Because, the way I was blending in with the bushes an...

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Chapter 70: (I’m On) TV Island!

Chapter 70: (I’m On) TV Island!

Labasa Airport Vanua Levu, Fiji. December 2011.

Ben hated sand. It was coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it got ...

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Chapter 69.5: Shellfish Buffet

Chapter 69.5: Shellfish Buffet

Uniqlo HQ Yamaguchi City, Japan. December 2011.

Upward mobility in Japanese corporate society wasn’t a climb, it was a...

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Chapter 69: Kissing Reflections

Chapter 69: Kissing Reflections

Mandarin Oriental, New York. November 2011.

Mere-exposure effect. It’s the name of that phenomenon where you’ve gli...

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March Roundup

Hello all!

Wish this was a belated April fool's joke, but I'm serious for once.

I don't know if anyone keeps up with international news but I currently reside in Bangkok Thailand w...

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20th Move: Slowpoke Tale

20th Move: Slowpoke Tale

Ilex Forest, Johto.

“Gotta admit, when we first followed you out into the woods, I was super sceptical. I almost can’t bel...

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Chapter 68.5: Sissy’s Fucking Fuss

Chapter 68.5: Sissy’s Fucking Fuss

WB Studio Offices, LA. October 2011.

“What a shitshow. What a fucking shitshow…” How—how cou...

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Chapter 68: Beta Alpha Sigma

Chapter 68: Beta Alpha Sigma

College Hill, Rhode Island. September 2011.

Travel isn’t synonymous with tourism, which meant there was absolutely no va...

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19th Move: New Installation

19th Move: New Installation

Ilex Forest, Johto.

Ever get that sinking realisation that you might’ve left the stove on back home while being miles a...

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Bas Rhys' IMDB Page Circa 2009 (REUPLOAD)

This is a reupload of Bas' body of work around the time Deathly Hallows had started filming. Pre-Limitless and his GoT stint. Patreon for some reason poofed it out of existence, which I only just n...

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