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Chapter 67.5: Rhys + Leeway = Juvie

Chapter 67.5: Rhys + Leeway = Juvie

Linen Mill Studios, Banbridge. August 2011.

This truly was a song of ice and fire.

Just recently, I couldn’...

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Chapter 67: Roshambozos

Chapter 67: Roshambozos

Banbridge, Northern Ireland. August 2011.

Winter is coming. 

A novelty of a bygone era to my postmodern mentality, t...

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Chapter 66S: In CONclusion

DOUBLE FEATURE ALERT: The ‘S’ in this chapter title stands for special, haha. Here’s the promised visceral fan experience and retrospective of the HP franchise. Hope you enjo...

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February Roundup

Hello all! Damn does it feel good to fulfill a promise made!

My return from hiatus is marked with all of the releases made in the month of Feb. All 8 chapters 62.5 - 65.5 of IoTV! delivered....

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Chapter 65.5: Norton Panty-Virus

Chapter 65.5: Norton Panty-Virus

The London Studios, Central London. June 2011.

Pop-psychology coined the term ‘Peter Pan syndrome’. A phenomenon t...

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Chapter 65: Same Snog & Dance

Chapter 65: Same Snog & Dance

Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park, London. June 2011. 

Snakes didn’t have feet, yet I found myself booted out of bed...

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Chapter 64.5: Fu Manchurian Candidate

Chapter 64.5: Fu Manchurian Candidate

En Route to King’s Cross, UK. May 2011.

There exist several household items that should never mix. 

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Chapter 64: Burnout Paradise

Chapter 64: Burnout Paradise

Bas’ Old Foster Home, Cardiff. May 2011.

Early adolescent psychological development was a constant tug of war between go...

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Chapter 63.5: Premiere Pit Stop

Chapter 63.5: Premiere Pit Stop

Kravitz Villa, Malibu. April 2011.

“Here we are. Half a dozen boiled eggs, crisped lean ham, and a bowl of assorted t...

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Chapter 63: King Kong Ain’t Got Shit On Me!

Chapter 63: King Kong Ain’t Got Shit On Me!

WB Headquarters, Beverly Hills. April 2011.

Victory.

Victory wasn’t a grand moment in the sun. Ne...

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Happy Anniversary!

A couple weeks to the day haha, but I cannot for the life of me believe it's been a whole year since I started writing officially.

So, a special message from me to you.

GRATITU...

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I’m on TV! 62X: Schrödinger? I Hardly Know Her!

I’m on TV! 62X: Schrödinger? I Hardly Know Her!

Bedroom Sound Stage, Hollywood. April 2011.

I was proud of my piddly little production. “C’mon, ...

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Chapter 62.5: A Long Time Coming

Chapter 62.5: A Long Time Coming

Downtown LA, California. March 2011.

“You know, Bas, when you said you were in the mood for meals on wheels I expect...

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Chapter 62: Bossa Nova

Chapter 62: Bossa Nova

Brentwood, LA. March 2011.

Being the boss was terribly hard work. Yes, I know, boohoo. Only the narcissistic and sarcas...

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Chapter 61.5: Shots Fired Up

Chapter 61.5: Shots Fired Up

Bunker Hill, LA. February 2011.

Seal your lips, and speak not my name for I am no longer answering to Bas Rhys. Call me Ed...

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Chapter 61: Diamonds in the Buff

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NOTE: Apologies for the delay in release. Suffered a medical emergency at home that's seen me in and out of the hospital the past few days. The nature of the injury makes it incred...

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Release Update December (3)

Happy New Year!

I sincerely wish the lot of you were at least half as drunk as bas got!

IoTV! 59.5, 60, & 60.5 are out for your post hangover leisure - a small easter egg at the v...

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Chapter 60.5: Drunk & How Is This Orderly!?

Chapter 60.5: Drunk & How Is This Orderly!?

Anita’s Hacienda, Calabasas. January 2011.

Anita was sweating.

The end of her morning run could...

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Chapter 60: Memoirs Of A Japanese Salaryman

Chapter 60: Memoirs Of A Japanese Salaryman

Uniqlo Satellite HQ, LA. January 2011.

An honest day’s work. Largely, a foreign concept lost on a wealthy...

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Chapter 59.5: Meth-OD Man

Chapter 59.5: Meth-OD Man

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Offices, LA. January 2011.

“Raise your hands if you’ve ever done drugs.” My loose r...

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Release Update December (2)

Happy Holidays!

I hope everyone's putting on some winter weight because I don't want ya'll able to move so you have to read!

IoTV! 58.5 and 59 are ready to read. Bas is unofficially in...

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Chapter 59: Kraving Something Else

Chapter 59: Kraving Something Else

Anita’s Hacienda, Calabasas LA. 31st December 2010.

Gotcha, Bas. I’ll see what I can do. Just, dude, whil...

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Chapter 58.5: Rhysky Bidness

Chapter 58.5: Rhysky Bidness

Industrial Warehouse, Burbank California. December 2010.

Ever go sundry stocking at the supermarket with your mum as a chi...

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Release update December (1)

Holidays are almost here and with it fresh chapters!

IoTV! Chapters 57.5 and 58 are out to read! Bas is contending with new frills, learning new skills, and picking up (non-propane) grils. I ...

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18th Move: Roundabout Priorities

18th Move: Roundabout Priorities

Ilex Forest, Johto.

Past the dilapidated shrine and beyond the local timber-fell, the four of us ventured deeper int...

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Chapter 58: Pew Pew Pow-Wow

Chapter 58: Pew Pew Pow-Wow

International Tactical Training Seminars, Sylmar California. December 2010.

This is my rifle~!” Tucked in the...

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Chapter 57.5: Ozymandingus

Chapter 57.5: Ozymandingus

Jeff Robinov’s Office WB, LA. November 2010.

“Bas Rhys, in the flesh!” Really didn’t appreciate that word seeping ou...

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Release Update November (3)

A new beginning is heralded by the end of an era!

IoTV! Chapters 56, 56.5, and 57 ring in the end of Bas' active time as Harry Potter and kickstart the tumultuous road of his adventures as B...

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Chapter 57: Sketch Painting

Chapter 57: Sketch Painting

Calabasas, Los Angeles. November 2010.

Chartered jets or not, I despised using airplane bathrooms. Irrational as it may b...

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Chapter 56.5: Rickety Split

Chapter 56.5: Rickety Split

Shrieking Shack Set, Leavesden. October 2010.

[Squatting on the familiar, creaky floorboards of the shrieking shack, I ...

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