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Chapter 56: Bonus Footage

Chapter 56: Bonus Footage

Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2010

“What’s my final body count?” My phrasing left a lot to be desired. Perhaps it was ...

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17th Move: Bugging Out

17th Move: Bugging Out

Kurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.

“Alright, that’s enough dilly-dallying. I ain’t got that much time left on this Earth, s...

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Release Update November (2)

I don't know if it's the winter weight starting to pile on a little early, but the last few chapters have been extra chunky!

IoTV! 55 & 55.5 are ready to read at your leisure. Potter has ...

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Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!

Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!

Three bricks up and two across. September 2010.

Welcome to the Potter Heads Online message boards. View Post

Chapter 55: Burglar Alarm

Chapter 55: Burglar Alarm

Administrative Offices, Leavesden. August 2010.

Throughout my entire tenancy at Leavesden, I’d taken a keen interest in eve...

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Release Update November (1)

The end of HP is so close we can taste it!

Hope everyone enjoyed the two extra beefy chapters 54 and 54.5 of IoTV! Harry's journey has come to a smooth end, while Bas' encroaching new beginn...

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16th Move: Steam Work

16th Move: Steam Work

Kurt’s Workshop, Azalea Town.

A steady rhythm had settled in since my arrival at Kurt’s. Mostly percussive, given the sever...

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Chapter 54.5: Looping In.

Chapter 54.5: Looping In.

Pool Warehouse Set, Leavesden. August 2010.

Nineteen years later had initially been written, or at least conceptualised in Jo...

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Chapter 54: Why Stay Cool? Cucumbers Give You Reflux Anyway!

Chapter 54: Why Stay Cool? Cucumbers Give You Reflux Anyway!

Leavesden Studios, UK. June 2010.

A rolled up dress, a tipped toe, and a toned calf swathe...

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Release Update October (4)

Happy (belated) Halloween Everyone

Apologies for the slight delay in releasing the chaps 53.5 for IoTV! and MnS 15.

As Bas races towards the finish for DH he's gonna start seeing a few...

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Chapter 53.5: Vold-a-bort

Chapter 53.5: Vold-a-bort

Leavesden Studios, UK. May 2010.

“C’mon then, Robbie, tell me how you want me this time. Potato sack or princess?” I st...

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15th Move: Monscaping

15th Move: Monscaping

Kurt’s Workshop, Johto.

“Full?” I patted my bloated stomach while leaning back in my seat. It groaned in warning, not onl...

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Release Update October (3)

We're racing along!

IoTV! Chapter 52.5 and 53 have us, the script, and Bas' costars screaming along. Less than a handful of HP scene left now; time to land this broom! Tough times ahead for ...

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Chapter 53: Script Tease

Chapter 53: Script Tease

Durham Cathedral, UK. May 2010.

[“Your efforts are futile. You cannot fight me. Give me Harry Potter, and none shall be ...

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Chapter 52.5: Blurred Eye View

Chapter 52.5: Blurred Eye View

Leavesden Studios, UK. January 2010.

Lights. Camera. Action. These are the three necessary ingredients to make the perfe...

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14th Move: Ball Buster

14th Move: Ball Buster

Azalea Outskirts, Johto

“Phew, wasn’t that trip a blast from the past?” I brought my hand down, though not as low as I no...

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Release Update October (2)

It ain't pumpkin, but there's been plenty of spice!

IoTV! chapters 51.5, 51X, and 52 are continuing the plot and the plot.

NEXT BATCH SCHEDULED FOR THE 23RD OF OCTO...

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Chapter 52: Poster Child

Chapter 52: Poster Child

Leavesden Studios, UK. December 2009

I am the greatest billboard advert Warner Brothers could ever ask for. 

Take u...

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Chapter 51X: The Return of Alejandro

DISCLAIMER:

The first half of this chapter contains Bas and Emma getting explicit. So, enjoy the plot and the real plot in the latter section.  View Post

Chapter 51.5: Information EmBasGo

Chapter 51.5: Information EmBasGo

Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. November 2009.

Sinewy bands of muscle were constricting me to death. “Guh-kh.” View Post

Release Update October (1)

EDIT

HOW COULD I FORGET TO MENTION. MONUMENTAL UPDATE - IoTV! HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED 100 PUBLISHED CHAPTERS! HERE'S TO A HUNDRED MORE!

Spooky season is upon us!

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Chapter 51: One in a Hundred

Chapter 51: One in a Hundred

Sound Stage, Leavesden. November 2009.

Bas Rhys was snogging her senseless. Emma hated every moment.

Spectacular? To...

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13th Move: Buy Buy

13th Move: Buy Buy

Goldenrod City, Johto.

The dusk ball, and the alpha Sandshrew contained within, blipped out of existence. In a bright flash of lig...

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Chapter 50.5: Defenestration Temptation

Chapter 50.5: Defenestration Temptation 

The Ritz, LA. October 2009.

Promises, like my bones, were meant to be broken. 

My lease had lo...

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Chapter 50: Guantanamera

Chapter 50: Guantanamera

Leavesden Studio, UK. October 2009.

The rozzers, the fuzz, the police - call them what you want, had as many famous epithets (...

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Chapter 49.5: Upside Drown

Chapter 49.5: Upside Drown

Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2009.

“How’s the venue for my next pool party coming along?” Hogwarts’ hottest new ni...

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Chapter 49: Once Bitten, Twice Cry

Chapter 49: Once Bitten, Twice Cry

Leavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl. David Yates didn’t exactly fit t...

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Chapter 48.5: One Blue Over the Canary’s Nest

Chapter 48.5: One Blue Over the Canary’s Nest

Leavesden Studios, UK. September 2009.

Contrary to popular belief - and as contrary as I could consciou...

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12th Move: Rocket Fuel

12th Move: Rocket Fuel

Union Cave, Johto.

The world I’d been reincarnated into was based on an 8-bit game, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that I w...

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Release Update September (1)

September steaming ahead!

This week we have the next three chapters of IoTV! 47, 47.5, and 48 are out for you to read!
Bas and co. participate in the HBP premiere as well as go on promo to...

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