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Chapter 48: Conan Canon

Chapter 48: Conan Canon

Leavesden Studios, UK. August 2009.

“Hi, Conan O’Brien, here. It’s thirty-five years late, but finally at the age of fort...

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Chapter 47.5: Hell in a [C]Ellen

Chapter 47.5: Hell in a [C]Ellen

WB Lot Studio 1, Burbank California. July 2009.

“Where were you, Bas? How could you be so late?” Emma scolded me t...

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Chapter 47: Gutter Toast

Chapter 47: Gutter Toast

Empire Leicester Square, London. July 2009.

Nowhere in the world did I feel more unsafe than in a public restroom. Despite my ...

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11th Move: Funky Spelunky

11th Move: Funky Spelunky

Goldenrod City

My spontaneous decision to capture Yecu as part of my team had been paying dividends. 

Even beyon...

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Bas Rhys IMDB Page

Bas' up to date filmography displayed in-universe - with some fun character tidbits!

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Chapter 46.5: Original Spin

Chapter 46.5: Original Spin

Piccadilly Circus, London. June 2009.

[A man crashed across a delicatessen counter, tossing a fountain of baked goods e...

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Chapter 46: Dunkin’ Donut

Chapter 46: Dunkin’ Donut

Freshwater West, Pembrokeshire Coast. May 2009.

Who doesn’t love a good day at the beach? 

Rare though it was ...

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10th Move: GTS BTS

10th Move: GTS BTS

Goldenrod City.

“Name and badge?” 

“Uki’uki. Zephyr.” Excusing the fact that the Pokédex I’d handed my int...

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Release Update August (1)

Hope everyone old and new is enjoying the recent update!

THE NEXT BATCH WILL BE RELEASED BY AROUND THE 17TH OF AUGUST

IoTV! 45 (double feature), and 45X are both available to read at y...

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Chapter 45X: Master of Cere(moan)ies

DISCLAIMER:
This chapter officially ends Bas’ celibacy and finally pays off all the flirting he has been subjected to. Enjoy the latter half of the chap!

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Chapter 45: Copy Cat Burglar

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I never do these and likely won’t going forward very often. As an expression of my deep gratitude for the stellar support you’v...

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July Release Update 3

Whew! July was a tough month but I'm glad we saw it through!

Next batch of chapters will be out 8-9th August.

As for this past week IoTV! Chapters 43.5, 44, and 44.5 are ready to read f...

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Chapter 44.5: Leave it, to the Dursleys 

Chapter 44.5: Leave it, to the Dursleys 

Leavesden Studio, UK. February 2009.

Dudley was fat. Harry was not. Far from a revelation, but made far l...

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Chapter 44: Bed-Headed Step Child

Chapter 44: Bed-Headed Step Child

Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. February 2009.

Mmgh. Lumpy…” It hadn’t been long, just over a single yea...

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Chapter 43.5: The Eyes Have It

Chapter 43.5: The Eyes Have It

WB Offices London, UK. January 2009.

Goosebumps cascaded across the skin of my arm. Hair-raising fear - or perhaps disgu...

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July Release Update 2

Hi all!

Hope everyone is enjoying the recent batch of chapters this month. I hope that my recent writing is addressing feedback. I'm quite proud of the recent few and hope everyone feels sim...

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Chapter 43: Industrial Devolution

Chapter 43: Industrial Devolution

Four Seasons Hotel Royal Suite, LA. January 2009.

“You’re leaving?” Dong Lover made his dissatisfactio...

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Chapter 42.5: New Testament

Chapter 42.5: New Testament

Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. December 2008.

“I’m so lonely~” The flush sloshed as I got off my knees.

“I...

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Chapter 42: Un-PHO-gettable

Chapter 42: Un-PHO-gettable

Three bricks up and two across. November 2008.

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July Release Update 1

Feels like an age since I've done one of these haha!

My sincerest apologies for being so radio silent these last couple of weeks as well as being unable to publish the first week of July. Th...

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Chapter 41.5: Tickets & Pickets

Chapter 41.5: Tickets & Pickets

Mann Village Theater, Hollywood. October 2008.

Do you know what the best part of a sandwich is? If you grew up anyw...

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Chapter 41: Bas’ Bottom Bitch

Chapter 41: Bas’ Bottom Bitch

Korea Town, LA. September 2008.

[“Bitch, do you see us?”]

“Ya! You bundeggi bastard, no c...

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Chapter 40.5: Add Campaign

Chapter 40.5: Add Campaign

Kadokawa Daiei Studios, Tokyo. August 2008.

Look at your ads now back to mine. Look at your ads now back to mine. 

<...

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Chapter 40: Dude, Where’s My Cadbury?

Chapter 40: Dude, Where’s My Cadbury?

King’s Cross Station, London. July 2008.

Whenever I used to travel with Cadbury and Anita in the past, it was...

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Chapter 39.5: Top Gear Special (Part 2)

Chapter 39.5: Top Gear Special (Part 2)

Dunsfold Aerodrome Surrey, UK. July 2008.

[Under normal circumstances, I’m usually quite good at keeping ...

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Chapter 39: Top Gear Special (Part 1)

Chapter 39: Top Gear Special (Part 1)

Dunsfold Aerodrome Surrey, UK. July 2008.

[Tonight! 

James May hits the breaks. Skree! Th...

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June Release Update (3)

I hope everyone's had their fill of filler!

IoTV! 38, 38.5, and our first look into the incomparable ANITA SPECTER is out for your enjoyment.

We have a good understanding of Bas' worth...

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Anita Specter circa 2008

Forbes profile for everyone's favourite agent.

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Chapter 38.5: Trailer Mix

Chapter 38.5: Trailer Mix

Win-Nguyen Situation Nail Spa, LA. June 2008.

Buff was the word of the day, and not because of how my muscles rippled beneath...

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Chapter 38: (Gross)eries

Chapter 38: (Gross)eries

WB Headquarters, Hollywood. June 2008.

“Don’t do this to me, Bas!” Ben Wyatt, my financial manager from Duneshire Equiti...

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