June Release Update (2)
And we are officially back on the Hogwarts Express tracks!
Mover/Shaker Step 9 is out as Uki begins the new leg of his journey in the next arc of the series!
The filming for Hal...
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Chapter 37.5: Dance Dance Retribution
Chapter 37.5: Dance Dance Retribution
Jack Black’s Home, Beachwood California. May 2008.
“Sing from your diaphragm, Bas baby. You gotta - waa...
2024-06-16 12:26:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 37: Keeping Tabs
Chapter 37: Keeping Tabs
Production Office, Leavesden. April 2008.
Never did I believe that so far away from my schooling years that I’d be back in t...
2024-06-15 08:53:18 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 36.5: Cockroach Spray
Chapter 36.5: Cockroach Spray
The Automat, London. April 2008.
The American housing market had crashed out, and the nervous bobblehead I’d employed a...
2024-06-13 20:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post9th Move: Juggling Relationships
9th Move: Juggling Relationships
Violet City Gym
At this moment, I am euphoric, not because I have seized victory, but because I am basking in my opponent’s misery.<...
2024-06-10 12:19:11 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update June (1)
Tardy to the party, but the music's still pumping!
Apologies for the slight delay this week. Writer's block had turned me into a blockhead, but I beat my head against that brick wall long en...
Chapter 36: Keeping Mum
Chapter 36: Keeping Mum
Cardiff, Wales. March 2 2008.
The wheels on the bus went crunch as it drove over the gravel driveway of the manor. With a whiny crank ...
2024-06-09 09:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 35.5: I’d Like to Spank the Academy
Chapter 35.5: I’d Like to Spank the Academy
Kodak Theatre, Hollywood. February 2008.
The glam! The glitz! A red sea littered with stars as far as I c...
2024-06-07 07:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 35: HeartFelt(on) Apology
Chapter 35: HeartFelt(on) Apology
Leavesden Studios, UK. January 2008.
Something stank to high heaven, and it wasn’t his soggy socks.
“...
2024-06-03 12:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post8th Move: Zephyr
8th Move: Zephyr
Uki’s Campsite, Route 36.
As clever as I felt for coming up with alliterative, or tongue-in-cheek, or even funny punny names for t...
2024-06-01 14:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update May (4)
Looks like we've finally reached the end of the month!
Mover/Shaker takes its seventh rumbling step as Uki is well under way preparing for his upcoming gym challenge.
IoTV! 33.5, 34, ...
Chapter 34.5: The Crux of it All - Part 2
Chapter 34.5: The Crux of it All - Part 2
Leavesden Studio, UK. January 2008.
There was a crack in my butt. Not just the one that ran down the middle.<...
2024-05-28 04:23:59 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 34: The Crux of it All - Part 1
Chapter 34: The Crux of it All - Part 1
Leavesden Studios, UK. December 2007.
[Dumbledore’s circular office looked a lot neater than the last tim...
2024-05-25 15:27:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 33.5: Weasley Slashing
Chapter 33.5: Weasley Slashing
Makeup Station, Durham Cathedral. December 2007.
Love is in the air - that’s how the saying goes, but I had a unique s...
2024-05-24 15:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post7th Move: Fairplay
7th Move: Fairplay
Route 36 Campsite, Johto.
Falkner had whipped off his falconry gloves and whapped me across the face twice to a gym sanct...
2024-05-22 12:26:15 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update May (3)
Whoops! Almost forgot to do one of these this week!
As an apology I'm uploading the latest chapter of Mover/Shaker after this post to continue Uki's Pokemon journey.
Three more chapte...
Chapter 33: High Tea
Chapter 33: High Tea
Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. November 2007.
Over the past few weeks, when I wake up in the morning, it’s usually been me grumbling...
2024-05-19 18:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 32.5: Tele-Socio-Pathy
Chapter 32.5: Tele-Socio-Pathy
Wardrobe Department, Leavesden. November 2007.
“Would you fuck me?” Jealousy doesn’t come naturally to me, but as ...
2024-05-18 17:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 32: The Half-Wit Ponce
Chapter 32: The Half-Wit Ponce
Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2007.
Dilemmas did diddly-squat when it came to delaying production. If the money train w...
2024-05-17 14:18:40 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update May (2)
Hello all,
IoTV! has the next three chapter 30.5, 31, and 31.5 out and ready to read. Half blood prince is having a rocky start, but the team will do their best to get it back on track. And ...
Chapter 31.5: Jumping the Gun, Not the Shark
Chapter 31.5: Jumping the Gun, Not the Shark
Bas’s Caravan, Leavesden. October 2007.
“Storming out like that, even choreographed, is ...
2024-05-12 22:03:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 31: Comply, Come Fly Away
Chapter 31: Comply, Come Fly Away
Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2007.
Fear wasn’t a foreign concept to me, but the circumstances that led to me livi...
2024-05-11 19:44:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 30.5: Boxing in the Office
Chapter 30.5: Boxing in the Office
Dunshire Equities, LA. September 2007.
“Take a seat.”
“...This is my office, Bas. You take...
2024-05-10 14:58:45 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update May (1)
I feel like every time I blink I'm writing another one of these.
This week just flew by.
Mover/Shaker chapter 6 is out. Uki has managed to barter better rewards from a jilted gym lea...
Chapter 30: Getting Lei’d
Chapter 30: Getting Lei’d
Hilo, Hawaii. September 2007.
The ballistic storm battering Kaua’i was ready to ebb. In around another week, there...
2024-05-05 20:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 29.5: Hawaiian Cruise
Chapter 29.5: Hawaiian Cruise
Kaua’i, Hawaii. August 2007.
Whenever the weather is on the brink of rain, a lot of us have the senses to tell that a s...
2024-05-04 14:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 29: Rigidity Don’t Jive
Chapter 29: Rigidity Don’t Jive
Kaua’i, Hawaii. August 2007.
I loved practical effects. CG has its place in movie making for sure, but I dreaded th...
2024-05-02 17:43:37 +0000 UTC View Post6th Move: Hostile Negotiations
6th Move: Hostile Negotiations
Entertainment took many many forms in the Pokémon world. Outside of battling, there was an entire ocean of industries and fields that gained...
2024-05-01 12:40:44 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update April (5)
I don't know how I've managed to fit in so many update in a single month, but I doubt anybody is complaining haha.
Another week gone and another pack of chapters are available for you at your...
2024-04-30 02:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 28.5: Pineapples & Oranges
Chapter 28.5: Pineapples & Oranges
Kaua’i, Hawaii. July 2007.
My body gently swayed. I lounged in a hammock tied between two palm trees. Distant ...
2024-04-29 05:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post