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Congrats to anyone who knew me at this point in my life, you've known of me for a ridiculously long time!
2022-11-17 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostCamo Outtakes
Y'all are cool as hell for coming on here and supporting me like this - here's a look at all of the pictures that I didn't end up posting publicly after a fun night of filling up the tank on Bud. 2022-11-17 02:56:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Vacay belly
Am I incessantly posting belly shots from Florida to cope with the changing weather? Perhaps. Hope y'all don't mind some sunburned egotism.
2022-11-16 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Peak Performance
I'll tell ya what, I was INTO that glass of milk.
2022-11-14 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A bit of a throwback
It's idealistic to think I still have this much left to bargain with
2022-11-12 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m still figuring out where I stand with polls on Patreon
On Twitter, I’m askin folks how much heavier they want to see me. What are your thoughts?
2022-11-11 19:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
A.HAM
A musical reference with an incredibly fitting double meaning
2022-11-05 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Wishlist Gift
Thank you, kind stranger, for your commitment to my obesity! Much love 🐮❤️
2022-10-31 23:29:31 +0000 UTC View Post
