Sir Gary Bummer

Update #119 Vacate the premises!

Weewooweewoo! That's the fire alarm! Run! Run for your lives! Run for all you hold dear, throw everything else in the fire's way to impede it! Yes, that's how fires works, trust me! I have a PHD in...

Update #118 The Heap of Hedonism

Hey there, nice man. Geddit? Cuz it's a lil' bit like hedonism? No? That bad, huh? No, no. There's no need to show me the way out, I can find it just fine myself, thank you very much.

Didn't ...

Update #117 Spice-O-Meter

Gary here, Gary there, Gary go everywhere! Woo!

Oh, hello there. Just practicing making an intro song. For what? I dunno, I just wanted an intro song. Maybe I can play it when I walk into a ...

Update #116 A convergence of demons

Diabolical pleasantries to all.

Diabolical is a damn fine word, real fancy. Too bad I couldn't think of an equivalent to greetings that start with a D to make it... uh... what's the word agai...

4k Extras #29 Too spicy for Master's eyes

Hey, hey, and hello!

Oh, how unfortunate. Ruru's taken all these fantastic photos but she can't share them with her Master. What's a poor demon to do?

Well, I suppose sharing them on P...

Update #115 You can spell title without thought

Hey, hey, hey! Careful with that! That's a family heirloom that is. Why that SSD contains my grandfathers entire porn collection you know, including some weird shit he made himself.

That's ho...

Update #114 Live confused, die profuse

Hey! Nice music? Sweet! Would you wanna come join a bible discussion?

If you're confused by the intro, then you're feeling the exact same thing I did yesterday when some bloke crossed the str...

Update #113 All your title are belong to us

Spicy salutations, dear supreme and salacious senators.

Scene 5 is not done, unfortunately. Without going into details, there's been a bit of a situation in the family, and both my sleep and ...

Update #112 To the moon!

Hello (hello hello), is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can shear me. Is there anybody home? -Excerpt from Uncomfortably Woolly.

Since I feel like I can't use a 112 what's y...

4k Extras #28 Emo in Neon

Howdy!

About time for another 4k special. I've been thinking about what Saranhil would look like with an emo/goth/punk vibe, so I gave her a little makeover. Did Sveida and Ruru while I was a...

Update #111 Musing on zesty pizzas

Hello? Is this 911? No? Oh, then I dialed the wrong number, sorry. What? The gunfire in the background? Oh, don't worry about that. I was actually calling about an abscess on my toe. Hello? Helloo?...

Update #110 Polluted pollitics

Pollite hello's!

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Look, I didn't know how to start an update that talks about polls, and that's what I came up with. Don't blame me, blame the system that raised me.

Moving on....

Poll #29 An addition to the spice rack

Yo!

I keep forgetting to mention the last popularity poll in my weekly updates. Surely I'll remember to do so this week! Surely...

Anyway, I figured there's room for another spicy scene...

Update #109 Our goths are in another burg!

Hallå eller?

If someone greets you like that you can immediately conclude two things: they're named Glenn, and they were born with the very same curse that Tanathil was given.

Renderin...

Update #108 Welcome to jellytown

Population: Everyone but me. Heh.

Oh, also. Hello!

Bit of an IRL pic today. That's where I've been writing for this past week. If the picture induces jealousy, well I won't lie. It's wa...

Update #107 Only smart people can see the image

Tapetitapetitapetitapetitaptaptap- Oh, hey! Didn't see you there. All busy with writing, you see.

Yes, that's a typewriter procured purely for this intro. I mean, figuratively procured. Liter...

Poll #28 Popularity contest two

Get in! We're doing another popularity vote! This time with multiple choices.

Will this change the outcome of the battle for first place? Will Jhan'draga and Jarlina get a single vote this ti...

Update #106 The Princess is chilling in another tub

It's a me! Gario!

I totally forgot that it was Saturday until just a moment ago. Well, at least I remembered before I went to bed, so here's a little update.

Hope you've been enjoying t...

4k Extras #27 Cozy and intimate

Hey hey, here's a little set for you!

It's one pose with a few different angles. The more characters that are involved, and the more they're touching, the more you have to fiddle with the de...

Episode 7 Release

Welp, finished a bit quicker than I thought when I posted the last update. Mostly because I've more or less been working since then.

Been over-consuming caffeine the last two or three days. ...

Update #105 Goal in sight

Heyo! It's ya boy Gary, bummin' up the joint!

I really don't know what bummin' up the joint is supposed to mean, but it sounds like plausible slang so I just went with it. It could be lightin...

Update #104 You see a little silhouetto of a man

Eccentric 'ellos guv'nor.

Did the voice that read things for you in your head change accents mid sentence there? Mine did. He's a rat bastard that one. Can't trust 'im, I always says so, don...

4k Extras #26 On set at the Blue Onsen

Hello, it is I, Gary.

Felt like doing a bathing set, but in a new location. I really like blueish lighting for some reason. Almost as much as I like lighting tinted orangey to make it nice an...

Update #103 Fellowship of flow

Hullo, my fellow fellows. Follow me down the path flowing downriver, down to the flowering fields of I think I've run out of words with f's and w's in them. Forward? Eh, doesn't quite fit. Flawed? ...

Update #102 Last pinch of spice

Steamy greetings, esteemed members of the pointy-eared senate. I estimate the estate of esoteric game-making to be ecstatic.

If you can parse the meaning of that last sentence, you're a bette...

Update #101 If you really wanna go

Oh, hi there! Late? Me? No, you've got the wrong guy. I'm Gary.

Did you know Joe Strummer was in a band called The 101ers? No? Well, now you do.

Been listening to a live album of his (J...

Update #100 Triple digits baby!

One hundred hallowed hellos upon you this fine and lovely Saturday.

That's almost two years worth of updates, and I still haven't gotten around to making a better name than "Update". I did gi...

Update #99 Helmets & shit

Howlin' howdies! Awoooo!

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I'm not a furry, I swear.

Scene 13 is doneso, and I've started on scene 14 as well, so we're moving forward. Neato! I love moving forward, it's my fav...

4k Extras #25 Fireplace Jealousy

Good day!

Dropping a little 4k set where Saranhil gets the short end of the stick. Come to think of it, I guess she's not getting any stick at all.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. I certainl...

Update #98 Shady shaders

Hey, you! Yes, you there with the great taste in games and fancy eyeballs. I don't actually know where I was going with this, so I'm just going to quite while I'm ahead.

So, I did finish the ...