Dearest Patrons, I appreciate you so much. I've moved into a new studio! This is what it looks like. It's been a labour of love to establish and it is going to be a true haven for me as continue to...
2025-04-15 09:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Eggulate Angels,
I know I've been a long time away on here, with so much focus having to go on Kickstarter and making sure we fulfilled all our promises on there. It was quite the feat ...
A secondary post this week that is going out to all beloved Patrons and Kickstarter supporters - some early access nuggets. I love you all so dearly!
I am thrilled to let you know that the ...
My dear Eggulates, it's been quite a while! I've been completely buried in pre-production and shooting of this big old massive video, and have barely had time to come up for air.
But I wante...
My dearest Ovulates, we’re making a thrilling announcement publicly tomorrow, but I wanted to share it with you all first as I treasure you all so dearly. Please behold our first ever Kickstarter...
2024-07-18 17:57:08 +0000 UTC View Post
My invaluable Eggies. How are you all keeping? I'm in the throes of quite intense show preparations, but I wanted to send you all some love and updates. And also, to vaingloriously summarise my mus...
2024-05-22 09:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Eggies. Trying something different (I tire of performing today!). Here, as you will discover if you wish to spend 30 mins with me, is an absolutely imperfect breakdown of one of my songs that...
2024-04-19 16:56:27 +0000 UTC View Post
And behold, here it is, the music video for Money. This was definitely the most highly-requested un-videographied song off the new album - and I believe rightly so, as it has some fun little visual...
2024-04-09 13:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostFirst up: I’m pinning the DISCORD INVITE LINK here, for new arrivals who seem to getting lost. Come and join us, new friends! 2024-03-27 09:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, here we are my precious Egglets. At the end of February, can you believe, and you are long overdue an electronic epistle!
For those of you who are just here for the EL;IFTSJBUMC! (Exces...
2024-02-28 10:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, My Primest of Ovulates. Or indeed a good whatever segment of the day it might be in your geolocation. I was thinking of you all this morning. I'm feeling an extra special burst of cor...
2023-11-12 23:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post**"EXCESSIVELY LONG AND TEDIOUS; SHAN'T READ; DEMAND INSTANT BONUS CONTENT GOODS"** Don't shout, Captain! Just scroll to the bottom of this post.
And for the rest of you...
Season's ...
Hello dearest Egglets. Here I am again, Slithering into your Proverbials. As I read back the below missive to myself, it reads to me like a letter written by an 18th Century baron to his estranged ...
2023-07-27 21:52:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Preciouses. I wanted to show you this new video we've been working on since January, which is going live to the public tomorrow.
After making the Pilot last spring, we got a taste for ...
**AND NEW SHOW TICKET PRE-SALE**
You're precious to me; like Fabergé Eggs.
So here is a shonky and fun little clip from our show on March 30 show at the Pleasure Garden. As usual, of...
My dearest Eggies, here I am - after too long - once again sending you an electronic missive. It has certainly been the most intense few weeks of work I have ever encountered - which is surely a gr...
2023-05-10 16:40:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Mes Chers Œufs,
After months of Work by myself and voluptuous chanteuse Venetia Sprinkles, we are finally ready to unveil some new merchandise - the store can be found here: 2023-03-10 13:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone, I have been regarding so much love for the new song ‘n’ video on YouTube and the Discord, it’s truly so cockle-warming. So, I thought it would be nice to talk a bit about how ...
2023-02-21 19:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, my eggies. The time has come for a new Hit Single, and accompanying music video! Hunter and I have been working our tiny booties off, and it's going to be glorious when it releases, on 26th Fe...
2023-02-11 17:52:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my Sweetcakes of the Angels. I just wanted to update you on some Thrilling News. You might have seen some snique-piques on the Discord, but Hunter and I have been working our sweet little tus...
2023-01-19 14:35:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Into another whirl around the sun we planetarily whip, and here I am reflecting on the year gone by and the year to come.
It's been undoubtedly intense one for me, full of some of my biggest ...
2023-01-02 17:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, here we are. Another month slipping through my Digital Fingers, and I thought it was about time I gave you all an update on where things are headed Jazz Emusically and otherwise...
Fir...
It has been rightly noted that I posted this on the Discord server declaring it was laid out for my belovèd patrons, and forgetting to post it on Patreon itself… It’ll be going out to my maili...
2022-10-27 19:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes! The first time I shall ever live stream, exclusively for my Patrons. This coming Monday at 18:00 my time (UTC+1). Hope to see you there, my sweet chickies.
The song/video of choice...
2022-09-28 12:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you may recall that in 2019 a distant cousin of mine Archie Henderson released a series called the Best Selling Singles of Every Decade (back to 14,000 BC). It did some pretty serious numbe...
2022-09-09 22:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to communicate my plans to you as concisely as possible, and this pseudo-perpetual monologue emerged.
**TWELIDNSICIV* (This Was Excessively Long I Did Not Succeed In Consuming It Vi...
Yes, if you are voracious at consuming your emails, you will have already noted that a Stone-Cold, Flaming-Hot new Emu album is on its way to your Handsome Earholes. The due date is in a month's ti...
2022-08-01 16:53:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Nearest and dearest, I've just sent out an email missive to celebrate hitting the 100,000 subscriber mark on Youtube. I hadn't quite processed what a milestone it would feel, but my origins started...
2022-06-29 19:19:09 +0000 UTC View PostI would like to please you, for it is within my nature! And I adore feedback. What would you like to see most from my Patreon over the next year? What would spark the most joy within you? What most...
2022-06-22 16:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to share with you some of the art design from the Pilot, just to show you how much effort and attention to detail went into the world-building by everyone on the team. The album covers wer...
2022-06-22 16:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post