My friend Mohammad
Want to see one of the most embarrassing photos ever taken of me? Buckle up your eyeballs and cue the self-deprecating drum roll.
The competition is tough, but no, it's not this one:
Want to see one of the most embarrassing photos ever taken of me? Buckle up your eyeballs and cue the self-deprecating drum roll.
The competition is tough, but no, it's not this one:
Three things:
1. Hi! Long time no see. How have you been? Did you know that possums have 13 nipples with one bulls eye in the middle? (I'm sitting next to my...
2023-04-19 17:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A couple of weeks ago, I found a letter. It was in a sealed envelope with “DON’T OPEN UNTIL...
2023-01-05 00:08:26 +0000 UTC View PostThere is so much to write about that I'm instead going to just tell you one tiny thing: my mom is in town, and we put wallpaper up in my dining room. We did a very good job and I think it looks ver...
2022-11-08 00:28:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you've had a good summer!
2022-08-16 19:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostI should have prepared a proper post for this but I ran out of time! But the YETCH Store just launched, and I made a discount code for Pat...
2022-05-03 18:12:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know if you remember this (or if you'd prefer to forget) but a while back, I made an instrument out of teeth.
2022-04-18 20:26:25 +0000 UTC
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I got an extra ball in my dishwasher tablet. This means that there is a...
2022-03-15 00:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostHi! I just want to apologize in advance for this upcoming joke. Apology accepted? Great. And no, I do not accept refunds. Ok, here we go:
Coming up with ideas is like popping pimples...
2022-02-04 01:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post
My New Year's Resolution is to make more friends and try to build more community! I think that would help a lot.
PS. I've been thinking of starting a Patreon Discord, is that something yo...
2022-01-26 22:12:05 +0000 UTC View PostHi Past Self!
Future Self here. I know you're super nervous about flying to Sweden with Scraps because she tends to bark - no, war cry - at random strangers. But you know w...
2022-01-05 20:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Launching a product company is a like snail marathon: slow, exhausting, and you might get run over by a car at any point. But we're making incremental progress, and this week was a big one! We fina...
2021-12-17 21:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hello, folks! This is Simone’s pal Alie, and I have taken her phone for a few moments because I’m ordering her to make herself a plate for dinner at the moment.
She’s been shooting...
2021-12-04 05:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see something that looks really mundane but made me cry? Getting this notification on my phone:
2021-10-13 22:59:40 +0000 UTC
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Here's a photo that sums up my week pretty well! Just a messy pile of random stuff, with a puppy on top.
2021-09-13 17:26:12 +0000 UTC
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Two of my best friends got married
To each other! Very practical. My love language is making gifts, which is a double edged sword because:
A. there's no r...
2021-07-26 18:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou know on April 1st when I said I was building a period machine? Well I wasn't joking.
A couple of weeks ago, we turned the workshop into a proper (alas very crammed) studio and filme...
2021-05-26 19:56:21 +0000 UTC View PostToday, it has been a year since I adopted Scraps. It has been a really difficult year, for obvious reasons. But also for some less obvious ones.
WARNING: long, occasion...
2021-04-18 17:21:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe bad news: it's been so long since I posted on Patreon that I've uploaded two (!) YouTube videos since last time
The good news: I have uploaded two (!) Yo...
2021-04-01 19:12:16 +0000 UTC View PostCan I just start off with saying that I really miss running into you all. It’s been almost a year of wearing masks, and I can’t remember last time I got a random high five in the street...
2021-03-01 20:28:30 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s face it: all traditions are made up. Everything from easter to honking in tunnels to making out are just ideas pulled out of some random person’s ass. So why couldn’t ideas pull...
2021-02-19 20:10:03 +0000 UTC View PostI need your help.
The last couple of months, I've been working with a really difficult client. I've been hired to come up with a brand name and a logo, but every draf...
2021-02-09 18:24:43 +0000 UTC View PostWas about to title this post "Beds and Performance Anxiety" which is indeed a great title, but might have given you the wrong idea.
I juuuuuust glued in the last piece of thi...
2021-02-06 01:18:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going live today at 1pm PST, so in an hour and a half-something! I'm just going to be sanding some wood for my next project and answering your questions. Looking forward to see...
2021-01-26 19:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostMe, after six years of building stuff: wow, I'm starting to get the hang of this.
Also me, trying to draw a straight line:
2021-01-11 22:11:11 +0000 UTC
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If don't care for machines: this post is probably not going to be interesting for you.
If you do care for machines: this post might still not be intere...
2020-12-11 23:47:48 +0000 UTC View PostA couple of weeks ago I went on an evening dog walk with my friend Alie. There's nothing unusual about this: Alie is one of my best friends, and we both have dogs.
Alie spent majority o...
2020-11-24 18:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostFirst of all: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES AND CARDS AND GIFTS. You're the best.
I'll tell you more about it later, but I had such a good birthday. I slept in a bubb...
2020-11-03 23:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi! It's me, your local workshop gnome. I've spent the week trying to get the new workshop under contro...
2020-10-31 00:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostI just got this error message when I tried to update my password manager:
