The Dented Kettle

Muscle Up: Your Guide to Athletics - Version 0.14 Preview 3 (4?)

Evenin' Snackpacks, gather round, let’s chew on some Athletics info together!

Athletics is your go-to skill for physical fitness and movement. Training it means hitting the gym regularly- b...

The Gym Is Her Church, and Leg Day Is Mandatory

She’ll fix your squat form, crush your ego, and call you “Pipsqueak.”

The Forge’s proprietor, Vega, is here! Vega’s not here to coddle you, she’s here to make you stronger. Quiet,...

Shenanigans on the Distribution Front

Mornin' gumdrops,

You’ve probably heard by now that Visa and Mastercard have been putting pressure on platforms like Itch.io and Stea...

Debugging in a Towel

I’ve been deep in the bug log this week, cleaning up everything from broken bars to rain indoors. I'm all caught up now, so if you submitted a bug on Itch, Patreon, or through the feedback form, ...

Locker Room & Sauna - Version 0.14 Preview 2

The new gym facilities are coming together, starting with the locker room and sauna areas.

One thing I missed when I first added wardrobe support: multi-slot clothing. I finally had time to ...

Welcome to The Forge - Version 0.14 Preview 1

Sable's fitness journey begins! Or at least her awkward attempts to look like she belongs near a squat rack. Get ready to explore a new location filled with weights, equipment, and skill-building ...

Version 0.13 - Patreon Only Early Access!

Version 0.13 rolls in with thunder, booze, and a handful of requested features. This update adds dynamic weather to the world of The Dented Kettle - rainstorms, soaked clothes, and the occasional f...

Encore at the G'Hole

Before we pack up and move on to new adventures, there's one more little treat from the Latchlot glory hole that didn’t quite make it into version 0.12.
It’s Sable's final visit to the stal...

Reheated Pasta Tastes Even Better - Version 0.12 Now Public!

G'Morning Peach-pies!

Just a quick note that Version 0.12 of The Dented Kettle is now available to the public on Itch!

If you’re a free follower here on Patreon and haven’t...

This Drip? It's Real.

Evenin' drizzle cakes,

Just a little teaser tonight: Sable can now get soaked.

The new wet clothes and hair system is operational. When she’s caught out in t...

Warning: Severe Weather Approaching

Good afternoon, snickerdoodles!

Batten down the hatches- a storm’s brewing. Here’s a sneak peek of the new weather system, featuring Sable caught in a thunderstorm. Stay tuned and brace ...

Class is in session!

This teaser brings a little heat to the kitchen. Maple Morven’s culinary institute is soon offering hands-on cooking classes! Players can now roll up their sleeves, grab a knife (carefully), and ...

Making Life Easier (In-Game, at Least)

Evening butter beans!

We've made an interesting start together, haven’t we? All your feedback, ideas, and bug-spotting have really helped shape things, and now I�...

Slurred Words & Flushed Faces

Sable’s been sampling the local nightlife for awhile, but soon she'll finally feel it.

In the next update, your favorite quiet protagonist can get a little tipsy... and it shows. A...

Version 0.12.00: Patreon Only Early Access!

Version 0.12 marks the second major update for The Dented Kettle! Thanks for the continued support and feedback - this patch brings some highly requested sexual content into play. The addition of a...

Tavi's Whim and Sexuality mechanic changes - Version 0.12 - Preview 5

Introducing: Tavi’s Whim, the town’s brand-new sex shop!
Run by the ever-enthusiastic, irrepressibly flirty Tavi Volante, this little boutique of blushes will soon be open f...

No Strings, Just Heat - Version 0.12 - Preview 4

Some people don’t want romance. They want release. These scenes dive straight into the kind of encounters that leave you breathless and grinning, no regrets. Here's a peek at the dirtier, flirtie...

Down and Dirty - Version 0.12 - Preview 3

Not all encounters happen in silk sheets and candlelight. Some take place in the back room, against a wall, or in this case, the park bathroom- messy, heated, and oh-so-satisfying. Here’s a raw p...

Caught in the Moment - Version 0.12 - Preview 2

Sometimes, all it takes is a look. Or a lingering touch. Or, you know, a stranger's cock sticking out of the wall. This preview dives into one of those steamy moments that escalates very q...

A Taste - Version 0.12 - Preview 1

Here’s your first sneak peek at an upcoming casual encounter, where things get a lot less subtle, and a lot more hands-on. 😘 These scenes are designed to be bold, explicit, and with S...

The people have spoken... And they want more smut

The first poll has ended- and the winner?

By a landslide, the clear champion was:

🔥 MORE SEX SCENES 🔥

I hear you loud and clear- and I’m ...

These pants got pockets - Inventory WIP

Hey, sugar cookies! I've whipped up something special for our girl Sable today. Say hello to the brand-new Inventory System. It’s pretty simple right now, just items, icons, and ...

You want me to call you what??

A small but meaningful update is in the pipeline- you can now choose your own name in the game! Whether you're sticking with the classic Sable or going full Lunar Countess Starlight Mo...