Whattup my little jam sandwiches.
Hope you're all doing spectacularly, and by spectacularly I mean going out on jet skis regularly, doing backflips, resurrecting the dead for Halloween, etc.&n...
2017-10-31 14:50:38 +0000 UTC View PostHello chickens.
You aight? You looking aight.
Another month, another expedition into the fruitless abyss of adulthood. Nah I'm just joking...
Hello my little ragamuffins.
I do hope you're having a blast. Figuratively, not literally. That would be awful.
My last video - Now You Happy Always Maybe - seemed to have a bit of discu...
2017-09-02 12:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello my little turtlets. It's that time again. How are you? Wow, have you lost weight? Is that a Rolex? Your ears are looking tip-top, I must say.
Writing this on a rickety ...
This is the part where I fawningly say, "Thank you for still supporting me and I hope you don't think my stuff is crap and your hair is looking lovely today." So thank you for still supporting me. I h...
2017-07-02 11:06:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhattup homedogs.
What's new with you?
It's always lovely to go back to England, but just for a few weeks; my mother never prepares my breakfast opium correctly.
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2017-05-28 17:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello carbon units. How’s it all going?
Firstly some recommendations.
Around a week ago I was having a conversation with a friend about how I never get sick, which is larg...
2017-04-18 07:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatup homedogs.
Firstly, a bit of housekeeping. I've kept the Patreon setting to "X amount per video," but that seems absurd, and it's not what most of you signed up for. I'm currently a bit ...
2017-03-12 13:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hello, you scallywags.
I’ve been waiting for this day a long time indeed. I am extremely excited to announce that after years of cursing at a keyboard, and months of proofrea...
2017-02-19 17:18:40 +0000 UTC View PostHola, chaperoos.
Below is the final list for the acknowledgements section of the book. If you're missing, please send me a message via exurb1achannel@gmail.com and I'll put you in. ...
2017-02-09 17:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's new, homedogs.
If you missed it, I asked some time ago for names I can use publicly of those who are donating. I'll be putting the names into the acknowledgements section of the new nov...
2017-01-13 15:09:29 +0000 UTC View Post
What's cooking, homeslices.
Someone quite rightly pointed out recently that I haven't written to you lot since November. So I thought I'd give you the word on the latest happy-haps.
<... 2017-01-12 07:38:31 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi.
Since a number of you still appear to be inexplicably keeping me eating/sustaining my opium habit with your donations, I thought I'd make a timely update and a thank you.
Exci...
2016-11-03 07:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostHellozzles.
There seem to be quite a few of you since the last update so I thought I'd go ahead and say firstly, whaddup ma brethren, and secondly give the story on what's&nbs...
2016-08-30 15:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-07-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hi.
For whatever bizarre reason some of you are still Patreon donors - so I thought I'd give you all a bit of a heads up on what's going on with projects, and life in general.
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2016-06-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-05-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello chaperoos.
A further update for those of you interested, then. Waking up to find my feet fused to the bed frame, it became clear that summer has now arrived in Eastern Europe.&nb...
2016-05-29 06:10:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhattup, my homeboys and homegirls.
Given that you're still, for some bizarre reason, donating, I thought it fair to throw you a little update on what's going on at the moment. 2016-05-02 06:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2016-04-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello chaps.
Firstly, an absolutely enormous, fireworks-and-strobe-lights thank you to all of you. I don't know why the hell you're donating, but you are.
Here's the deal. I put ...
2016-04-02 09:33:25 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-03-31 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post