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Oh God, Finally - The New Book As Promised

Hello impalas,

How’s everything?

The new book is finally finished, and it is with medium pleasure that I’ll be sending out the pdf and ereader version with this post. A new video sh...

A Series of Small Audio Insults

Hello terrapins,

Just to say I'm still alive and new nonsense is coming shortly, didn't want you to think I'd gone into crypto scams or something. I've attached an audio note to this post as...

The apocalyptic charging post I tried to warn you about

Hello corvids.

Well, as mentioned and threatened a week or so back, I hope it's quite all right to charge you with this one. New stuff is most certainly in the works – rather excited to sha...

About Charging and Bandaged Cats

Hello octopods,

(Octopod is the Bulgarian for octopus if you're curious. Not sure if I've used this one before but I've always liked it, sounds quite sci-fi.)

The admin-y bit first then...

Stuckology

Hello buzzards,

How are you? Is that cough better? Have you arrived at Ultimate Truth yet?

Me neither. Well, I hope you liked the last video. I think that finally put me off making long...

You Can Build Pillow Forts in Your Thirties. Really, No One Stops You

Hello zebus (or camel cows if you prefer),

This isn't a notification you're being charged or anything like that, just thought I'd check in and let you know what nonsense is coming next.

Festive wishes (and insults for the new year)

Hello house mice,

I thought I'd throw an audio message your way this time around for the sake of variety. If you understandably can't be bothered to give it a listen, it's just me wishing you...

Imma Charge You Like the Light Brigade

Hello giant clams,

As threatened a little bit back now, I'll be charging you with this post if that's quite all right. The title is a silly reference to a 2024-10-27 17:21:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Itsy-Bitsy Art Stuff

Hello bedlington terriers,

How are you? I see you've redecorated - I love the new art deco aesthetic. Brave choice.

Did you spot Tsuchinshan–ATLAS, the comet? I sure didn't. I'm rocki...

Updates and Insults

Hello seabreams,

I actually wanted to greet you as Boops Boops, which is in fact a totally real species ...

A Preview of Silliness Ahead

Hello astrolabes,

I appreciate that an astrolabe isn't an animal, and I hope you can forgive the departure from the usual greeting tradition, but astrolabes are pretty cool actually (a bi...

Happy new year, hope you're doing awfully etc.

Hello sparrows,

How are you? As is tradition, I thought I might drop in to ruin your day with a few recommendations and a spot of news about projects in progress... unless you're busy with so...

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

Hello chupacabras,

(If you don't know what a chupacabra is, I'd recommend not looking it up. I mean it as a term of endearment but the reality is quite awful.)

I noticed several emails ...

Charge-a-geddon Part Deux

Hello again Patreon friends,

As threatened in the last update, I'll be charging this post and converting your kind support into pointless internet rambles. Everything seems to be on course fo...

Dropping in to confirm I am unfortunately still alive

Hello there cephalopods—what's new with you?

As you may've heard, Europe is enjoying seventh-circle-of-hell levels of heat at the moment, so I thought I'd write to you one last time before ...

Black boxes and such

Hello Yorkshire Terriers,

How are you? Full disclaimer, not notifying you you're being charged this month or anything of the sort, just thought I'd check in.

It's currently spring-winte...

Rejected Stuff and Hi

Hello flamingos, 

How are you? This won't be Patreon related, I'm just here to waste your precious time for a few minutes.

So, I've collected up the best (relatively speaking...) o...

A New Book to Ruin Your Sunday

Hello spaniels,

I hope you enjoyed the new video, or didn't hate it anyway. As promised to Patreon folks months ago, you'll find the new book of poems attached to this message – please don'...

Charge-ageddon

Hello again goldfinches, 

As threatened and mentioned and promised, I'll be charging you today with this post if that's quite all right.  I don't have too much to add since the last...

Recommendations, an Update, and Smol Cat News

Hello marmosets,

It's been quite some time, how's everything? I'll just straight up apologise without reservation for going quiet, that was quite rude and, well, quite rude really. If I'm hon...

Taking Yo Coin

Oh hai again.

As threatened several days ago, I will now be charging you with this post if that's quite all right. I would like to caveat it with my sincerest promise that I will try my best ...

A Note on New Stuff Coming

Hello isopods,

(If you haven't seen an isopod before I would recommend not looking them up if you're currently eating lunch.)

How's everything? I'll do a spot of housekeeping first, ins...

Hai

Well hello. It’s been a little while.

The exciting bit first then, and really what I’ve been waiting to write for ages: the new book is out and finished – or, as much as it can be witho...

I am once again assuring you I'm alive

Heyo puffins,

This isn’t a preemptive request to charge you or anything like that, just thought I’d check in.

So. Firstly, sorry I haven’t posted on here a while. I don’t have m...

Yet Another Vacuous Hello And I'm Still Alive

 Hello starfish(es?)

Hope you’re all well. I am once again informing you I’m not dead. As before, I’m not attempting to butter you up in preparation for taking your kind patronage,...

An Overdue Hello

 Hello terrapins, 

I trust you’re well. This isn’t an I’m hoping to charge you for your patronage message or anything, I just wanted to check in and say hi.

I w...

As Promised...

Oh hai again.

As threatened yesterday ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/37695658 ), I'll set this post to charge i...

WHY YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE ROCKET LAUNCH LATER TONIGHT (and hey, how's it going?)

Hello centaurs (and centauresses ((that’s a female centaur, I just checked))), 

How are you getting on, all things considered? I imagine our general experience of the situation is star...

An Update and More Frivolous Pictures of My Cat Because

Hello hedgehogs.

(Edit: for those of you who prefer to listen to these, an audio version is attached below.) 

Well. What a pickle this all is, eh. Let’s do the corona bit first a...

Fuck Up On My Side

Hi Guys.

To those of you on Patreon, I made a post on YouTube a few hours ago about Covid-19. You can read it on my community page. I'm offering the digital versions of my books for free to a...