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A Timely What Up, Yo

Hello all,

(There’s an audio version of this attached below as an MP3 for those of you who despise reading. Oh and Freya was well behaved, so there's a cat photo also.) 

You may ...

Art is a Symptom of Passion

Hello wallabies, 

 Housekeeping first: If it's quite all right, I will be collecting your patronage this month. I've got the ghost of a script I kind of like and the glimmer of...

Stuff What's Happening Lately Yeah

  Hello peacocks, 

(I’ve recorded this as an MP3 by way of doing something exciting and novel that isn’t hard drugs or holding one’s breath and standing up real quick. It...

Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office

 Hello ocelots. 

I hope you’re doing well. 

You may notice I’ve switched Patreon back to monthly and charged you this month. That’s mainly because I’m trying to m...

February's Rant

Hello there you rambunctious corgis.

How have you been? Is the weather nice? Is that a new hat? 

I won’t be taking your patronage this month. The new video has...

Oh, So You're Still Silly Enough to Support my Pitiful Excuse for Content

Hello Cosmonauts. What’s new with you?

Below you’ll find the draft version of the paperback cover for the new book, which I’m obviously rather excited about. All being well, it will be ...

A Festive What Up

 Good afternoon you festive geese,

If you celebrate Christmas how was it? A veritable blast? Certainly was on my side. I got one of 2018-12-31 09:09:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Non-Committal November Update

Hello you tawdry jackals. 

So. I’m not going to accept your kind patronage for December. There’s too much to do that I’ve left undone. The audiobook of The Fifth Science has all been reco...

The Standard Monthly Rant and Cat Picture

 Hello lemurs.   

 Hope you're well, and hope you enjoyed the new video too.   

 It's been quite the month. While running a little while ago I came...

Book(s)

Hello you despicable seahorses.

Just going through my emails from you chaps, and noticing that some of you are asking after the last few books. I said I'd give them out for no monies to those of you...

From a Chair in the Sky

 All right you little chicken teriyaki six inch subs with extra chilies - how's it all going?

I'm currently writing this in a chair in the sky. 

Which is, you know. Neat.

Perha...

Oh Sweet Jesus, the Book is Finally Out

What’s cooking, you bunch of entropic carbon units. 

It is with great, great pleasure that I can tell you the new book is finished and I still haven’t had that stroke yet. And, better still...

Köszönöm, Peacocks

Hello peacocks. I hope you’re all doing excellently. 

Right, first things first: I’m totally going to accept your kind patronage this month if it’s quite all right with...

Whattup Antelopes (an update)

Hello antelopes, how are you doing? 

Firstly, I hope you liked the new video. I’ve seen a fair few comments pointing out that just because stuff is automatic in the brain doesn’t mean the w...

Adventure Mode

 Hola cosmonauts. 

 What's new with you? Anyone learning the accordion?   

 It's been something of an interesting month. We're into full Bulgarian summe...

Whattup, you little rapscallions

 Hello gang.   

 How's everything proceeding? Are those new shoes? They look marvellous on you, if I may say so.
 I hope you liked the last video. It confirmed wha...

A Book Update and a Book Update

Hello elephants. 

I hope you're doing well. 

A bit of housekeeping first then. Proof copies of the physical version of The Prince of Milk are on the way to me right now, should be he...

New Stories, an Update, and Some Recommendations

 Hello squirrels. How's it all going?   

 It's been an interesting month. I have a bit of exciting news that might not excite you much. Then I have some movie and book and g...

Thoughts on Your Masterpiece, and a Thank You

Hi giraffes,

As a kid living in a weird English village, I was generally allowed to just wander around all day. (We spent the rest of our time smoking pipes and running from tigers.) One day I ended...

Distinct Lack of Replicants

Knock knock.  

Who's there?  

The new year!  

No thanks, the last one was awful and we've all learned our lessons.    

 Isn't December just delig...

Here's That Book I Promised

Today is rather special. Instead of banging on about how the book is almost finished, and how I'm looking forward to sending you the book, and how I've been having nightmares about being murdered repe...

Acknowledgements

Hello you existential puppies. 

Well, I'm putting together the final list of acknowledgements for the book, and it is as follows. If you don't see yourself on there, please just drop me a DM on...