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Podquisition 438: Fluids of the Realm by Jimquisition

It’s not tears, exactly…

Games we played this week include:

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (4:05)

Humanity (57:00)

Breathedge (1:02:20)

Final Fantasy II (5...

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A Plague Of Pathetic PC Ports (The Jimquisition)

Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, The Last of Us Part 1, Redfall, there are so many games lately that have had terrible PC ports. Why? Is it even a sudden problem, or just the culmination of one that's alw...

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Podquisition 437: Expanded Lore by Jimquisition

Our Gods are many-armed.

Games we played this week include:

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (6:50)

Redfall (32:30)

Breathedge (44:25)

Final Fantasy II (50:15) View Post

Redfall: A Draining Experience (Review)

Redfall proves that the "reviewers need to finish the game" argument is a terrible way of defending their darlings from negative critics. Familiarity breeds contempt, and the more I played Redfall,...

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Kotaku Was Right To 'RUIN' Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom (The Jimquisition)

Kotaku is under fire from half the Internet for publishing a story on the leaked details for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Nintendo blacklisted them ages ago, they owe the company nothing, and what ...

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Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Review - Cantina Turner

Our latest review is for Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. Remember when EA was surprised that a story-driven Star Wars game, of all things, sold well? Haha, screw them! Anyway, I think I've got some inter...

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Podquisition 436: Attention Misdirection

Very focused, just not on the right things.

Games we played this week include:

Redfall (13:00)

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (25:05)

Jedi Survivor (29:10)

Lol...

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The Game Reviewer Who Hates Games (The Jimquisition)

While I've often joked about hating videogames, there are many who claim my feelings are all too sincere, and those claims have increased since I returned to writing game reviews. Of course, I love...

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Dead Island 2 - Death Note (Review)

Hello! It's time for another written review. Sorry they've not been as frequent lately, life's been a blur of chronic pain and associated exhaustion, plus there's not been many notable releases on ...

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Podquisition 435: Cat Nightmare by Jimquisition

Sleep paralysis has a brand new bag.

Games we played this week include:

The Machine (10:45)

Dead Island 2 (15:00)

Shadows of the Damned (24:25)

2021 Moon Escape (46:2...

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The Trashgirl Diaries: Tomussy

Your resident Trashgirls get tongue deep in tomatoes while discussing such Grasshopper classics as Killer7, No More Heroes, and Shadows of the Damned. Also, more obligatory Final Fantasy talk!

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Ninterror Tactics (The Jimquisition)

Nintendo clearly believes that a good defense is a vicious offense, and its methods of defending intellectual property lately are certainly offensive. 

From getting people fired to tossi...

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Podquisition 434: Paleo Pranks by Jimquisition

We disbelieve.

Games we played this week include:

Vampire Survivors (10:00)

Renfield: Bring Your Own Blood (12:30)

Killer7 (20:00)

Gunsuit Guardians (40:20)

Wil...

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Eating Artwork (The Jimquisition)

American McGee tried to make a new Alice game, Alice: Asylum. However, despite having his name on the box, Electronic Arts owns the series, and they won't let him make it. Let's talk about licenses...

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Podquisition 433: A Sticky Spot by Jimquisition

And not from an elastic member.

Games we played this week include:

Vampire Survivors (26:50)

Kenshi (13:25)

Road 96: Mile 0 (20:40)

It Comes In Waves (28:00)

Sp...

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Yes Resident Evil 4 Remake's Microtransactions Are Bad (The Jimquisition)

Resident Evil 4 Remake just got itself some lovely new microtransactions, even though it launched a few weeks ago. This is bad. People are trying to argue it isn't, but it is.   

Re...

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Dredge - Thanks For All The Fish (Review)

Dredge is the most compelling horror-themed fishing game (or is it a fishing-themed horror game?) since Killer Bass! I was pretty damn intrigued by this current community darling, though I did have...

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Podquisition 432: Making Backups on the Porcelain Server

Shit joke, innit?

Games we played this week include:

Burnout Takedown (13:45)

Dredge (19:25)

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (26:50)

Flame Keeper (32:35)

To...

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The Death Of E3 Celebration Special (The Jimquisition)

Riiiiidge Racer! It's time for an extreeeeme episode, and you won't need to spend 599 US dollars to watch it! Make sure your body is ready, because it's time to talk about the cancellation of E3 20...

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Podquisition 431: My Grain Is Bad

Sneaks up on ya.

Games we played this week include:


Tax Heaven 3000 (3:05)
Boneraiser Minions (13:45)
Have a Nice Death (22:50)
Before Your Eyes (32:20)
Core Fault (34:1...

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Resident Evil 4 Remake - ResiRected (Review)

I have played the Resident Evil 4 remake. More importantly, I have reviewed the Resident Evil 4 remake! Even more importantly, you can read my review of the Resident Evil 4 remake...

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The Trashgirl Diaries: The Discomfort Configuration

The Trashgirls return to discuss Resident Evil, shifting cultural perspectives, and the terrible things a Tonberry might do to you at night.

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R.I.P. 3DS... And See You, Wii U! (The Jimquisition)

It's the last day of the eShop's functionality on the 3DS and Wii U. With its closure, some truly great games will be lost forever. Bye Bye Boxboy!  

Join me as we take a look back at on...

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Boneraiser Minions - Boning Up (Review)

I can't stop thinking about this incredible game. It's stupid, it's brilliant, it's infantile, it's sophisticated, it's a survive 'em up that won me over quicker than even Vampire Survivors did. Bo...

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Podquisition 430: A Champion In Our Midst

Have you heard the news?

Games we played this week include:

Boneraiser Minions (9:35)

Vampire Survivors (23:15)

Pokémon Scarlet/Violet (24:45)

Aliens Infestation (34...

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An Animated Analysis Of Asset Annexation (The Jimquisition)

Whenever you use premade assets for your work, you run the risk of buying in good faith something that was sold in bad faith. This is what the makers of Bleak Faith: Forsaken found out recently. &n...

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Fatal Frame: Mask Of The Lunar Eclipse - Deathly Dreary (Review)

Review time! I thought I'd squirt out a review for the recent Fatal Frame remaster before the weekend. I have some, uh, stuff to say about it, and that's putting it lightly. Feel free to read the r...

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Podquisition 429: Distance Between Us

Make sure people know what they mean to you before it’s too late.

Games we played this week include:

France Horn (8:50)

Bloom (11:20)

Resident Evil 4 Chainsaw Demo (16:40...

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Accessibility And Gamer Pride (The Jimquisition)

Accessibility is all the rage these days, and that's a good thing. Well, unless you're a gatekeeping elitist, in which case you're feeling a different kind of rage.   

Let's have a ...

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Kirby's Return To Dream Land Deluxe - Mask Off (Review)

I've been a bit ill, so this review is way later than I planned it to be (I wrote the first draft exactly a week ago), but better late than never! You can now read my Kirby's Return to Dream Land D...

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