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The Jimquisition: Doom Guy

The new Doom is good. That's not really a secret anymore, it's basically scientific fact.

id Software's surprising triumph is full of great details, but by far the crowning achievement is th...

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The Bullshit Roundup: EA’s Star Wars Rushing, Nintendo’s Minecraft Mess, FOX’s Content Theft

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-bullshit-r...

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Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl

You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure.

There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we t...

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Review: Doom

http://www.thejimquisition.com/doom-review/

I ended up bloody loving this one. Nice to have some positivity.&...

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Review: Homefront: The Revolution

http://www.thejimquisition.com/homefront-the-revolution-review/

This is a brutal one, fol...

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The Jimquisition: Indie Generosity

Are we too nice to indie games? It's a question I've thought about for years since I first saw it posed.

Seriously... I've had this topic saved up for three years when I first wrote about it. <...

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Nintendo Brings Dat Boi And Dat Twitter Explodes

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Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake Fucking An Apple

We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved.

Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game tha...

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The Best Of GameFAQs’ Uncharted 4/Quantum Break Temper Tantrum

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-best-of-gamefaqs-uncharted-4quantum-...

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Review: Battleborn

http://www.thejimquisition.com/battleborn-review/

Getting to grips with Gearbox's wacky shooter. <...

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The Jimquisition: Modern Warfare Rebastard

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered is only available as part of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's special edition bundles.

This is, obviously, bullshit.


It's also&n...

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Quantum Break Is Blatantly Better Than Uncharted 4

http://www.thejimquisition.com/quantum-break-is-blatantly-better-than-uncharted-4...

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Uncharted 4 Has Shit Lemons

http://www.thejimquisition.com/uncharted-4-has-shit-lemons/

I took lots of pictures of lemons in Uncharted 4 and did a stupid thing. 

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Podquisition Episode 77: Radiohead

A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that.

Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him.<...

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Review: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

http://www.thejimquisition.com/uncharted-4-a-thiefs-end-review-merry-dismas/
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The Jimquisition: Taking Candy From Dark Souls

Yes, we're talking about Dark Souls III again, but I can promise I'm not just giving it a big hard wank this time. We've actually got something to piss and moan about.

Cheating is rampant in...

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April 2016 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Review: Alienation

http://www.thejimquisition.com/alienation-review/

Sadly, I wanted to enjoy this more than I did. <...

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The Podquisition Episode 76: Skid Pricarus

If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all.

Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, b...

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It’s Okay To Play Dark Souls However You Want

http://www.thejimquisition.com/its-okay-to-play-dark-souls-however-you-want/
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Review: Star Fox Zero

http://www.thejimquisition.com/star-fox-zero-review/

This isn't pretty. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal.

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric no...

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The Jimquisition: Newtendo

If you cannot stand to hear criticism of Nintendo games, you might want to skip this one. Consider that your content warning.

This video does not even entertain the possibility that the cont...

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Review: Sega 3D Classics Collection

http://www.thejimquisition.com/sega-3d-classics-collection-review/

I hate that I was s...

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Review: Ratchet & Clank

http://www.thejimquisition.com/ratchet-clank-review/

The game of the movie of the game is quite good...

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Podquisition Episode 75: The Masturbatorium Chronicles

Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel!

This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs.


There's also time to chat about Mirror'...

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The Jimquisition: Crunch

It's a savage episode this week as the champions of crunch are taken to task.

Following a fairly appalling article from Alex St. John, The Jimquisition tears into the idea that forcing game devs...

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The Bullshit Roundup: Dark Souls Goes Dark, Microtransactions Of War, Quantum’s Broken

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-bullshit-round...

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Prima’s Dark Souls III Estus Flask Edition Guide Is An Estus Farce

http://www.thejimquisition.com/primas-dark-souls-iii-estus-flask-e...

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Podquisition Episode 74: Boglinwatch 2016

Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios.

Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish t...

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