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Review: Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/dragons-dogma-dark-arisen-review/

The gam...

Review: Darkest Dungeon

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/darkest-dungeon-review/

Safe to say, I liked it qui...

The Jimquisition: The 'Problem' With Episodic Games

There's nothing wrong with episodic games. Not on paper, anyway. There's plenty wrong with the current crop of entities eyeing episodic games up, however.

Last week, some people assumed I th...

The Bullshit Roundup: Randy Lies, EA Cries, Mortal Kombat Dies

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/the-bullshit-roundup-rand...

Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry

Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing.

Elsewhere, there's more ...

Review: Halo 5: Guardians

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/halo-5-guardians-review/

Hey, the Xbox fans demanded I do this! 

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil

Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine.

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Review: Resident Evil 0 PC/PS4/Xbox One

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/resident-evil-0-ps4xbox-onepc-review/
2016-01-18 18:19:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Why Square Enix Is Carving Its Games To Bits (The Jimquisition)

Two years ago, The Jimquisition said Square Enix was planning to break its games into pieces. Here we are with a carved-up Final Fantasy VII remake and Hitman.

So today, I go back to my sour...

Podquisition Episode 61: Bowie

This week, we talk about David Bowie and That Dragon, Cancer. So yeah... not the most upbeat of weeks, right? This was all recorded before the Alan Rickman news, too.

Fuck cancer.

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Review: That Dragon, Cancer

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/that-dragon-cancer-review/

A tough one to review...

The Jimquisition: VR Troopers

Let's talk about virtual reality, yaaaay!

With the Rift selling out at $599, there's been a lot of smack talked between those who pray at the altar of VR, and those who wish the whole thing ...

Review: Pony Island

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/pony-island-review/

Already a contender for GOTY, this....

Podquisition Episode 60: The Kylo Ren Of Wanking

Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good.

Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-o...

Review: Amplitude

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/01/amplitude-review/

Reviewed that there reboot of a Harmoni...

The Jimquisition: How Do You Fuck Up Tetris?

This week, we look at the horrible ways in which publishers have mutilated Tetris over the past few years.

A game so simple and codified, it should be impossible to screw up, this industry has ...

Podquisition Episode 59: The Drunk Naked Office Party Episode

To be quite honest, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about on this episode.

All I remember is that Gavin, condemned to sobriety, had to sit and listen to a load of bollocks as everyon...

December 2015 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

CreepyPissta: Pokemon's Secret Bungum Town

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/creepypissta-pokemons-secret-bungum-town/ 2015-12-30 23:22:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Jimquisition: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2015

So it's that time of the year again. The time to condense a year of bubbling shitclusters into a digestible list of ten thoroughbred shithorses.

This year was a struggle, but not impossible. Af...

The MEDIOCRE Awards 2015

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/the-mediocre-awards/

I decided to do a written award c...

Podquisition Episode 58: Games Wot We Liked In 2015

Merry Christmas Eve n' stuff. We have a nice positive show discussing games that we loved in 2015.

There are obvious picks of course - Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, and Splatoon get mentions after ...

Review: Dementium Remastered

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/dementium-remastered-review/

I'd love a good h...

The Jimquisition Game of the Year Awards 2015

Here we are! Six games, six awards. My top picks for what has been a pretty damn good year for games. 

Review: Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow Of New Despair

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/earth-defense-...

Review: Devil's Third

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/devils-third-review/

Spoiler: It's not very good! ...

Podquisition Episode 57: Smeggnog

Prepare your ears as Laura proves terrifyingly good at ASMR and Gavin brings a whole bucket of Eddie Vedder. If you need a drink, your ol' pal Jim has the smeggnog!

This week, we're talking abou...

Bullshit Roundup: Activision Goes Microtransaction Wild, Ubisoft Fucks Up Tetris AGAIN!

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/...

Counterpoint: Regarding Active-Time Battle Systems

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/12/counterpoint-regarding-active-time-...

The Jimquisition: Active-Time Prattle

A defense of ATB and turn-based combat.