Merry Christmas -xxx-
Just wanted to say... Merry Christmas!!! And thank you!
Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxx-
Just wanted to say... Merry Christmas!!! And thank you!
Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxx-
What is fun about Elfigails is their fun-having mentality.
What is not fun about Elfigails is their need as for to destroy the world.
Nuns have the right for to do shenanigans sometimes. Especially during the Christmas times. And they shoulod be able to do what they want without the men of the church getting involved.
Just...
Like lollipops and popsicles, candy canes can give you the sticky fingers, a very debilitating medical condition.
As an allergic to the sticky fingers, it is even more dangerous and debilita...
I'm finally going to do it.
It took many years but... I'm finally going to do it.
Every plan I ever had before failed but this time, I will, for to succeed.
2023 is the year.
Some of the times, you have for to ignore your footslave.
Too much sensory inputs might break them.
So ignore them a little. Let them focus on the task at hand. Or task at foot.
According to Sebastien, blowjobs are the best. It combines two of his favorite thing in the world: Inserting his manrod inside stuffs and feeling superior to the poor woman servicing him.
H...
The head nun's duty is simple: Keep. Jesus. Happy.
And sometimes, Jesus wants to see priests get sucked. During the sermon.
"Welcome everybody and thank you for showing up for this ma...
Did you even know about the milk workers going on strike here in Québec!?
Fuckers!
Fuckin cow-people... They're all fucked in the head...
Have you ever heard of a shepherd str...
"You are not going to tickle me, are you!?"
"No."
"Why are my feet propped up and my toes tied!?"
"To help you stay there while I candy-coat your feet."
"Candy-coat my f...
Because last year, Mayoress Abigail LaPauvre spent literally all of the city budget in that sex-plushie museum and the reflection of the entire water distibution system so that every single buildin...
2023-12-19 16:36:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"What is happening, nurse Delphine!?"
"Nurse Bigail! Hurry up! I need your help! STAT!"
"What the hell is happening!? Is it finally 2012!? The end of the world is upon us!?"
"W...
Sorry I know it's not the right type of sweater but it's the only one I found :s They are sexier tho!
Happy Christmas!
*Sound Warning* *Check your speaker*
Penguin making sure Alexandra uses her pleasure time accordingly.
2023-12-18 13:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
As for to kill two birbs with one arrow. Sebastien gets to cum and Bigail gets to laugh. Everybody wins.
2023-12-17 05:21:30 +0000 UTC View Post
After the events that was of the happen in the Bad Nun scenario whatever:
We now find our two favorite Catlick nuns completely restrained in the wet, cold church basement. Placed in a "Butt-...
"Welcome. And welcome to Silver's Wares. Get it? Silverware... Whatever... Just choose something and buy it."
"I thought your name was Puddles."
"... I can't... Just buy something... ...
"Ta-daaaah!!!"
"What's that!?"
"A Keg-Girl!"
"What's that!?"
"It's like a beer keg... You know..."
"I don't get it."
"Really? I was inspired by your Barrel...
"Wait... Who are you again!?"
"... I'm... Marc... Argenteuil... And I'm... The... Executive... Director... Of Education... And learning. Let's just say that... I'm definitely your superior."...
"Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, MrArgent!"
"Well... Sebastian... I only invited you because you heard me invite someone else and then made it very awkward for me not to inv...
I'm sorry if I haven't worked on requests in a while but I only have 2 in the bucket... I usually wait to have more than 5 so please, people who haven't requested anything yet, come forward!
"Bigail! Where is Thea!?"
"I don't know... I really wish I could remember..."
"You two left for the park an hour ago... Why are you coming back alone!?"
"And Thea is!?"
...
The best pillowgirls are breastfed the purest of brazilian milk.
Everybody knows that.
"Alright girls! Listen to me and listen to me good. I'm about to teach you how to suck your own penises."
The two white bitch gasped. One in excitement. The other one because she already for...
"What are you doing, Bigail!? The priest told us to change the holy water!"
"Wrong. The priest told us to EXCHANGE holy water. So..."
"WHAT!? That doesn't make any sense!"
"You...
True love is when you have someone as for to hold your joints or trolle your hashish.
And that is why Delphine and I are so perfect together.
Because I'm armless.
But I'm not r...
When I first heard the word "Blumpkin", I laughed. Because it's a funny word. I think it would be a great name for a stray cat.
When I first learned the meaning of the word "Blumpkin", I tho...
Dance slavery is 100% legal in Fallu City. And everywhere else. Because dance slavery is not known by politician and govments yet. Once they get learnt about it, it will be.
I've chosen Vict...