Dirty Bits Toy Review - Sleipnir - Bad Dragon [NSFW]

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Let's talk about Sleipnir from Bad Dragon! 

Off the top, this toy was a gift and I want to say, once more, THANK YOU, to You Know Who You Are. I just adore the toy....

You might note the run time on this review is a bit long; I have a few lengthy comments to make on the Bad Dragon Wishlist system and Bad Dragon in general. I wish I could be more positive about this shop. Ugh.

But, let's focus on the toy here, shall we? 

Visually: Sleipnir is a thicc equine model, based off the Norse mythological character, with a blunt, wide head and a shaft that doesn't really slim down. The medial ring is about half way down the shaft of the toy, and it's not a significant increase in circumference from the shaft, but it might be if the toy is too much to take. 

The shaft has a line of bumps that run down the underside of its shaft, which turn into larger ridges past the menial ring. As I mentioned, the head is blunt and has a bit of a ridge to it, making this toy kind of a favorite for vaginal and oral play.

This toy was ordered as a Surprise Me Custom, and arrived a thick marble of a burgundy and a red that has a silver sparkle in it, making it look a bit like a red cow print. All cards on the table, the coloration of the pour is quite underwhelming. It has taken me a bit of time to warm up to it and leaves me really unimpressed with Bad Dragon. Luckily, it doesn't affect the usability in any way; just my attitude. 

Usability: So, this is one of my go to toys for if I want to just enjoy myself. It's a nice, stretchy thickness, but the soft firmness of the silicone gives it a nice cushion of squeeze so it's not too much without a warm up. 

Well, honestly, it could be a tiny bit too much at times. I think that's why I love him. 

With the way my body is it can be a tiny bit of a struggle to get the head in, and then it's a bit of a struggle to get the head around my pelvic bone, but, once he's in and I get things warmed up and moving, he's so good. 

The bumps and the ridges on the shaft hit just, so nicely, and the blunt head just slams the back walls in a way that I quite enjoy.

I think you can hear how it pops towards the end? It's just a really good toy for my preferences.

I want to make a note that, so, this toy was ordered with a suction cup add-on, HOWEVER, whomever trimmed the toy took a sizable notch out of the rim of the suction cup. The cup works just fine, but, considering this is from... Bad Dragon... it feels super sloppy.  Especially because this was a custom order. Ugh. 

Overall: I really love this toy. There's a reason why I was eager to replace my old one, and I'm looking forward to putting this Demon Horse Dong to work in future intimate moments and audios in the future. I would really like to get a suction cup plate for The Beast and see what kind of damage this toy can do with a motor behind it. 

To Bad Dragon I would like to say, "Welp.... You tried, Bud."

Anyway, I think that's all I have to say right now? I hope you are having a great week!