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Bad Book Club: Down Bad Crying at the Core of the Earth

The girlies recap the YA novel that was totally, definitely authored by Kendall and Kylie Jenner. In an entirely fictional world where your social ranking depends on your outward appearance, two girls fight to be the most underdeveloped characters possible in a world that makes absolutely no sense. And get this, they’re twins!

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realllly wanna recommend the ‘dorothy must die’ series- i remember CACKLING at how ridiculous they were in my youth

Parker Brianna

Pleaseeee do the chestnut springs series for next book club! Terrible forced proximity trope where she’s in marketing and he’s a cowboy who is on the verge of losing his DAIRY SPONSORSHIP for saying he doesn’t like milk

Megan Wilkes

Pls read November 9 by Colleen Hoover

Olivia

Next bad book club when?????👀

mel

god i want another bad book club so bad

Frankie Kingston

Ugh idk the right place to comment this but will you guys read Nightbitch? They just announced they’re doing a movie ft. Amy Adams but I hated the book so much it made me stop reading for a while lmfao. Simply must hear y’all’s thoughts.

Iris

I think Tyra Bank’s ModelLand would be a great candidate for the Bad Book Club. Read it as a kid while horribly obsessed with ANTM its hysterically bad

Sydney

octavia butler knockoff 💔

pixie

Pleeeeaaaase read the oxygen thief it is so terrible and disturbing

Sofia Ilic

I can’t even finish this episode bc this book is tooooo stoooopid. Thanks for suffering for us girlies but I will not put myself through this. The horse telepathy is what got me.

Megan Tarter

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Maria Christou

this week i very unfortunately bought the book very nice by macy dermansky and i can’t recommend it less lol

Tori D

twins!! we got twins!!

Paige

this sums up my experience reading this book yearsssss ago when it came out. i thought i just couldn’t read well because it was so confusing to me

Emily D

do any LA binchies wanna link up at the LA show ???? add me @deeraninen on ig

Dee Raninen

can we talk about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader show bc it’s the definition of popping your pussy in a God honoring way

Emma Kay

If anyone has any leftover tickets for the Boston show I will buy them from you! 😭

Gabi Pinto

The maga hat romance series is in fact available to order from Amazon in Canada... so if you still need it perhaps I can make an order and sent it to you 👀

Sarah

please do the forbidden romance book that’s a ballerina and a physical therapist and makes up slurs for people who love ballerinas

Olivia Haynes

Loveeee bad book club, these are my favorite episodes!!

Dora

one time i was in a bookshop with my friend n she opened to a random page in “bride” and it was a knotting scene 😭😭 she started reading aloud n everythingshfjs

Sumaiya Fazal

Pls send it to us …

Binch Topia

stoppp her new book is SO much worse but yet i cannot stop reading them. truly heinous.

Devin

for the next bad book club PLEASE read the bargainer. it’s a fantasy romance i stumbled across with fantastic reviews but it is actually so fuckingn bad it might as well be coho

matheson

That quote yall read from the ghost writer AND attending the Iowa writers workshop… it’s giving Hannah horvath !

J

BINCHIES THERES AN IT ENDS WITH US MOVIE COMING OUT

Liv Tambrini

Wait it wasn’t until 24 minutes in that I realized the horns were 👹 horns and not 🎺 horns lmao I thought there was a chance this book would be a musical??

Jessica

Not Julia saying a gay slur..

tinypurse

legit SUCH a fucked up & cracked out book 😂😭 i could not finish it cuz wtf

Leslie

hiiiii binchies!!!! it was i who recommended “ladies first: book 1 of the maga hat romance series” and i have some sad news….. i was leant a physical copy by one of my strange coworkers and i have NO IDEA how he came to own it… im sweating thinking about the CONTENT this book will provide… you must persevere!!!

Sophie M

Wait whaaaaat does this have to do with the kardashians 💀

Bori Frankus

Eliza, I just got tickets to ur Houston show!!! I’m totally normal so lmk if u want the gay or goth clubs, the good food, honest dive bars, etc!!! Ur gona <3 Houston

Ariel.Sls

LMFAOOO meeee

Sam Haimowitz

beggingggg yall to read ice breaker by hannah grace

Emily

the way this is just the Uglies series lol

lauren baker

You guys should read the book about the girl who falls in love with her door. Or the one about Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Hannah 🌸

i was in a place of confusion

a

linsing while taking my cat to the vet and she won’t stop screaming… in a place of eliza rn

madison 💐

Not the Birth Patrol

emily t

Ali Hazelwood needs to be held accountable for her crimes

Ann

i’m crying this one is so good

Hope Kerrigan

Maybe it’s just that for the last books I’d either read, seen the movie, or known the general plot already, but this is the first bad book I could not follow in the slightest lmaooo

Bella Maddy and Mikayla

BEGGING for things we never got over to be read, i NEED to hear your thoughts on Knox as a character. I read it for my book club and it was painful!!!!!!!!

olivia pj

I tried reading this when they announced the book a couple weeks ago and I literally only got about a third of the way through before I gave up because I just didn’t CAREEEE!! And it took me so long because I had to keep rereading to understand the sentences like on a base level

Andrew Stein

Sorry I’m absolutely crying at Julia casually throwing in her dad being asked if he had horns by a rando on the subway 🙈

Poppy

I think you guys would have a great time with the zodiac academy

Maddy

Mine’s not showing a video option?

Amber Moon Astro

love the girlies but for some reason i just can’t get into the bad book club eps, enjoyed 50 shades but with lesser known books i just find it too confusing to have no idea what is going on.. (the solution i guess is reading the book but 😬) would maybe prefer a good/ normal book club to actually read along to because i feel like their takes would actually be so insightful, just my opinion though am sure loads of binchies love these

a

Can I just say how effing weird they look holding the books lol they look like they have never touched a book before

Tay

binchies i am begging for 2-3 tickets to the NYC show on the 13 please please please if anyone will sell them to me ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Andalyn

the iowa slander 😭😭 understandable tho i hate it here

payton blahut

ok no acotar but crescent city….u guys would LOL its so stupid

clara

n-slur but replace the n with an r😬

Echo Growney

they said in a previous ep it’s not bad enough for them to do

Abby Grummett

not them stealing the plot of gattaca 😭

Abby Grummett

yes PLEASE

grace

clara

Am I being dumb or can anyone else not fathom what the oil rig word is lol

Laura Gallagher

MODEL LAND BY TYRA BANKS I BEG

Laura Gallagher

if you go to the homepage of binchtopia and click the three dots and select ‘get audio rss’ you can put it on apple podcast😘😘😘😘😘

Jade O’Neal

HOW

Gina Brown

thank you for this it really helped my wisdom teeth removal 😻😻

adara

This is the first Bad Book Club where I've genuinely had no idea what the fuck is going on at all. Sooooo funny

kez

Come to Philly 💘

Emilie Hattrell

omg i found it thank you so much you are my queen

Jade O’Neal

Do not recommend listening to this high, so confused I think I’ve bottomed out

Izanidiot

You can get the Patreon feed on the podcast app!

Erin Healey

please read the love hypothesis

Sumaiya Fazal

my bad book rec- the unhoneymooners😵‍💫😵‍💫 and if ur open to movies then the tearsmith on netflix

annie

PLEASE offer an apple podcast subscription i hate the patreon app so much 😞

Jade O’Neal

The orphanage part it LITERALLY the plot of The promised neverland

Raegan Meyers

now this is the quality content i pay for this🥂

emma victoria

first bonus episode as a patron 🥳

Megs

YAYYYYY

Y

Dirt squirt 😭😭😭

Luca Jacoe

I hope people saw yall reading this book in public 🩷🔥

Luca Jacoe

THE worst written book I’ve ever read in my life

Sunny

Binchies PLEASE consider Haunting Adeline for bad book club

Sunny

How’d yall know I was stuck in gnarly traffic (bad enough I’m typing this rn)?!? Needed this. Thanks girls

Luca Jacoe

yayyyyyy

Lily Stein

battling my sciatica and trying to fall asleep to sweet dreams and wake up with a better back 🩷🩷thank u queens!! this will do it💋💋

HM

omg perfect timing for my airport misery

Catie Bowland

tour tix were my bday present to myself!! any binchies also coming to the sf show solo who’d wanna meet up? :))

abby reddy

Legends for posting the audio only at the same time 💕💕💕💕💕

Emily

I can't wait yay

betty

opened up patreon to this!? A new ep!! <3

Katie


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