Binchtopia

Merry Binchmas!

As a Binchmas present, the girlies make their predictions for 2025, share binchie-submitted forecasts for the new year, and answer your year-end questions. Digressions include updates on Julia’s ...

The 2024 Pop Culture Round-up

In the final episode of the year, the girlies celebrate 4 years of Binchtopia (!!!!!) and give their long-awaited pop culture recap of 2024’s most absurd moments. Digressions include the wool-les...

Santa's Surveillance State

The girlies bring you a seasonal episode to discuss some terrifying Christmas lore — the Germanic tale of Krampus and the panopticon horror of the Elf on the Shelf. Digressions include our though...

Apocalypse Tonite Queen?

The girlies explore the concept of Doomsday, revisiting the countless times we’ve thought the world was coming to an end. From luxury arks and poisonous comets to God’s wrath and alien invasion...

Holding Space for the Lyrics of Real House

The girlies sit down for a chatty episode about their current ailments. Namely, the various hip and back problems that for some reason plague us in our 20s, the spiritual enlightenment/terrorism of...

The Eating Disorder Trolley Problem w/ Emmeline Clein

The girlies are joined by literary it-girl Emmeline Clein to discuss her new book, 2024-11-19 23:46:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Mama A Nick Behind You

Julia is joined by bestie of the pod Nick Garros for a wide-ranging and eye-opening Q+A. They discuss the best way to get revenge, the importance of eating beads, advice for getting hit by a car, t...

Dispatch From the Coastal Elite

The girls go off-the-cuff to discuss some post-election thoughts.

This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb and edited by Allison Hagan.

Your Election Day Sedative, Ma’am

The girlies bring you a silly Election Day episode to distract you from the horrors and feelings of impending doom. They discuss the craziest smear campaigns of elections past, why “our candidate...

Scary Stories To Tell During Late Stage Capitalism

The girlies get contemplative this spooky season — from pondering listener stories about ghosts and garments to philosophizing about the possibility of maintaining one’s moral code under capita...

The Spirits Are Telling Me Women Should Have Rights

To celebrate the spooky season, the girlies explore the world of psychics and spiritual mediums. They consider crucial questions such as: are psychics gifted visionaries or just talented scammers? ...

Bad Book Club: Ladies First (A MAGA Hat Romance)

The girlies review the most unhinged book they’ve ever read, in which a green-haired liberal is saved from Antifa by a proud MAGA man. Tracking down a copy of this book was a journey in and of it...

The Clown Mother

The girlies wrestle with the phenomenon of the iPad Kid. They delve into the research around child psychology and children’s programming to answer the important questions: Was children’s entert...

Fall Vibe Report

The girlies send a dispatch from the beginnings of our favorite season and pronounce it a Medieval Girl Fall. From getting overly invested in The Lore to returning to silent meditation to the class...

Unfortunately Our Only Option Is to Euthanize

The girlies read some of your stories about times you were GAGGED. From a mistaken cheer for cancer to a poor girl assisting her own burglary, you guys brought the stories and we brought the laffs....

More Things We Don't Understand

The girlies are back with more things they don't understand. Such as... how do GIANT boats float? What the fuck is a nitrate? Why do we have baby teeth? Was Trisha Paytas right all along? And more<...

Your Trauma! Live With A Studio Audience

The girlies dive into the world of American talk shows — the modern circus helmed by formidable “experts.” They track the history of syndicated television, the rise of popular figureheads lik...

WE NEED YOUR MOMENTS.

Please submit mailbox moments about a time you were GAGGED here.

When You Give a Max a Microphone

Redacted takes the third mic to pose some unique, hypothetical questions. Would you save your nephew from years of torturous bullying by striking David Delouise with lightning, just once? Would you...

I Eat My Slop Bowl on Company Time

The girlies break down the establishments that plague our neighborhoods and corporatize our lunch hours: fast casual restaurants. From Cava to Chipotle, have we really elevated fast food or just ma...

I Eat My Slop Bowl on Company Time - Video Episode

The girlies break down the establishments that plague our neighborhoods and corporatize our lunch hours: fast casual restaurants. From Cava to Chipotle, have we really elevated fast food or just ma...

Catching Up With the Culture

The girlies do a pop culture recap of the last several weeks. They discuss the Ballerina Farm article that broke the internet, the potential of falling out of a coconut tree during brat summer, and...

Caught In 4K

The girlies investigate our modern-day digital panopticon through an exploration on the history of surveillance in the US. From wiretapping to Watergate to hidden AirBnb spyware, Americans have bee...

Noah's Redemption Arc

The girlies discuss two internet figures who fell from grace before finding redemption: Bhad Bhabie and Trisha Paytas. Digressions include the Cody Ko situation and the potential of being coconut-p...

Doggopocalypse

The girlies discuss the rise of pet culture — how we managed to domesticate animals, why we love them so much, and how a pet-centric world may not be best for either of us. Digressions include a ...

Bad Book Club: Down Bad Crying at the Core of the Earth

The girlies recap the YA novel that was totally, definitely authored by Kendall and Kylie Jenner. In an entirely fictional world where your social ranking depends on your outward appearance, two gi...

Let's Get Kibbe With It - Audio Only

The girlies get to the bottom of an age-old question: what type of woman are you? Normal or ugly? Through an exploration of aesthetic categorization trends, they interrogate the history of categori...

Let's Get Kibbe With It - Video Episode

The girlies get to the bottom of an age-old question: what type of woman are you? Normal or ugly? Through an exploration of aesthetic categorization trends, they interrogate the history of categori...

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In case y’all wanna read ahead with us… here’s the next Bad Book Club pick 👀

And Where I Do It, It's Legal

The girlies invite you to a slumber party and answer some of your queries: can I learn to see men as people? How do I go on living (without looking forward to the Next Big Thing)? Who is your crush...