I know, right?
I have had a lot of women ask me why men like lesbian stuff so much. My response is usually along the lines of, "Ok, I can give you a wonderful picture of a stunning sunset over a dog turd... OR, you can have one of a stunning sunset over a pristine beach with the waves gently coming in. Which do you want? Most guys don't find other guys attractive, much less beautiful..."
... that and if you really want to stare at another guy's junk, I have some bad news for you.