Wrote this for fun on saturday: Generic System Apocalypse
Ever read a system apocalypse and think to your
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Chapter 206: The Old Switcheroo
System Analyzing
Ravager Identified, Beginning Culling Procedure.
Ceasing cellular activity .complete....
2020-07-26 22:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 205: It Gets Worse
Everybody understand the plan? Kala asked, scanning the assembled fighters.
All I gotta do is make the godlike entity that predates our kingdoms fear for his life, right? Karen...
2020-07-24 22:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostHard to write while Worried about shitting your pants.
So a lot of stuff has happened in my life around the same time that has made concentrating difficult.
Basically it's been a combination of dental emergencies and plumbing issues that have mad...
2020-07-23 23:38:43 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 204: The Battle
***Carem, Diocese of Trade****
Carem knew the boy was a summoner, and he had the penchant for hiding inside his own summons. He had tons of bits and pieces of information about the kid...
2020-07-22 00:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 203: I Found You
>>>Authors Note!<<<
Shits about to get pretty real. You may have noticed my style is a bit improvisational, but upcoming is a plot-point Ive be...
2020-07-21 00:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 202: De-escalation
***Tzen Chu, Imperial Prince***
Was this jungle placed here to torment the likes of man? How can it possibly be so damp? He pulled his chafing clothes away from him to ill...
2020-07-18 00:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 201: Putting Down Roots
Learners notes: Day 423: on Heartbreak
>>Learner (Human Brain) temporarily banned from the log for multiple subjective, inherently false observations, general mopin...
2020-07-16 22:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 200: The Bicentennial
Calvin tried to move his hand to his belt, but the sand was pressed in around him like a vice, so tightly packed against itself that he couldnt move a single finger. He couldnt see, clos...
2020-07-15 00:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 199: Of course its an ambush
It took several days of cutting through the deep jungle, Calvins Bent gradually draining away as his summons were burned through. Thankfully he had the Bad Penny Ability, allowing his summ...
2020-07-13 23:31:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 198: Naming the Wildlife
Alright, this things trying to slow us down and wear us out by splitting us up, Calvin said, raising a hand. Were not gonna let it.
Calvinian summoning. 2020-07-10 21:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 197: Dont Get Short With Me
***Charlotte, Senior Mistress at The Den Of Inequity***
Thank the gods I kept my head down, Charlotte thought, leaning against the wall, cold sweat dripping off her nose.
<... 2020-07-09 20:11:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 196: Excitement*
The ten ton Knick-knack slammed the sampler down into the earth, the tube of Abyssal steel cutting through loamy earth and tough branches with the same level of ease. Once the ten foot tube ...
2020-07-08 00:36:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 195: A Matter of Scale
Learners notes day 418: On Learners Development
Bravery: The quality or state of having or showing mental or moral strength to face danger, fear, or difficulty
Chapter 194: Smart Enough to Stay Dumb
***Baroke, Legendarily Quick Shot***
And Im spent, Baroke thought with a chuckle as he lowered Betty, Bent dry as a bone. Hed spent a weeks worth of Bent on that, but da...
2020-07-03 21:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was your Tax Rate? I think we'd All like to know.
In the interest of transparency, how much was the charge for my Patreon, specifically? I'm genuinely curious. Once I have enough people responding, I'll put up a poll and we can see what the...
2020-07-03 01:44:54 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 193: Not Completely Stupid
***Baroke***
Baroke reflexively elbowed the person with the hand around his mouth.
The weight behind him was propelled backward, crashing through the underbrush before slamming i...
2020-07-01 22:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 192: First Contact
Learners notes, day 415: On war
Humans are similar in behavior to a social insect, as they will come into violent conflict with other on a semi-regular basis as the edges of thei...
2020-06-30 22:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 191: Expedition
Well, at least I managed to leave Goob behind, Calvin thought as they trekked through the jungle, looking for the most elusive monster hed ever heard of.
Other than that tho...
2020-06-29 22:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 190: Helping Those You Hate
***Calvin Gadsint, Marquis, Prince Consort, Ravager****
Im sorry, Im sorry, Calvin said, not even a little bit contrite as he wiped tears from his eyes.
The thought of ...
2020-06-26 21:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post189: The Wealth of Nations
Murak sat at Calvins desk, going through the shipping ledger, written in transit by Grant. Calvin had asked him to provide advice and an estimate on whether or not Calvin was making enough...
2020-06-25 22:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 188: A Bloodied Nose
***Prince Bekvah, Kalas Uncle***
Bekvah had grown up around the smell of the ocean. In fact, next to reading, his favorite pastime was riding the gentle swell of the waves with a lin...
2020-06-23 23:50:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 187: Exterminator
***Tzen Chu, Imperial Prince***
After weeks of killing their way through Mujenan and the surroundings, Llortan had finally declare the country clean and moved on. The next stop had...
2020-06-22 21:51:54 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 186: The Shifting Bazaar
The people of Uleis were more than happy to have access to a sudden source of cheap wood, especially given the recent tightening supply of their national specialty.
Calvin made out lik...
2020-06-19 22:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostPlayed hooky
Took the day off. I know it's kind of besides the point to struggle to finish yesterday then turn around and procrastinate today, but it's just starting to feel like being bad is something I needed...
2020-06-18 23:16:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 185: Slime Salesman
Sent from the desk of Tom Spendle **Error, receiver not validated!**
Cooper! I finally fucking did it! I found the other half of the recipe! For the longe...
2020-06-18 01:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 184: Cuz Im having a good time
What? Force grunted, scowling.
You wound a god, Calvin said, pointing at Force, who sported several burns, a split brow and a bleeding nose. And people start thinking maybe t...
2020-06-17 00:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 183: Dont Stop Me Now
Calvins mind raced as he sought an exit strategy.
Of course there was always through Force, but that strategy had several inherent risks, including but not limited to death ...
2020-06-15 23:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostPublic release extended. $1 and 5$ info
I decided to double up public released chapters per day for the last five days of the spree, making the total 20 chapters, so I raised the chapter clearance of $1 and 5$ by another 5 chapters. 1$ s...
2020-06-12 21:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 182: Cold sandwich
Why do you look so down? Kala asked. Your sandwich got cold.
Calvin glanced down at the sandwich, which had stopped steaming in the morning air.
The way Carem was kille...
2020-06-12 20:53:28 +0000 UTC View Post