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Wrote this for fun on saturday: Generic System Apocalypse

Ever read a system apocalypse and think to your

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Chapter 206: The Old Switcheroo

System Analyzing…

Ravager Identified, Beginning Culling Procedure.

Ceasing cellular activity….complete....

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Chapter 205: It Gets Worse

“Everybody understand the plan?” Kala asked, scanning the assembled fighters.

“All I gotta do is make the godlike entity that predates our kingdoms fear for his life, right?” Karen...

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Hard to write while Worried about shitting your pants.

So a lot of stuff has happened in my life around the same time that has made concentrating difficult.

Basically it's been a combination of dental emergencies and plumbing issues that have mad...

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Chapter 204: The Battle

***Carem, Diocese of Trade****

Carem knew the boy was a summoner, and he had the penchant for hiding inside his own summons. He had tons of bits and pieces of information about the kid...

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Chapter 203: I Found You

>>>Author’s Note!<<<

Shit’s about to get pretty real. You may have noticed my style is a bit improvisational, but upcoming is a plot-point I’ve be...

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Chapter 202: De-escalation

***Tzen Chu, Imperial Prince***

“Was this jungle placed here to torment the likes of man? How can it possibly be so damp?” He pulled his chafing clothes away from him to ill...

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Chapter 201: Putting Down Roots

Learner’s notes: Day 423: on Heartbreak

>>Learner (Human Brain) temporarily banned from the log for multiple subjective, inherently false observations, general mopin...

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Chapter 200: The Bicentennial

Calvin tried to move his hand to his belt, but the sand was pressed in around him like a vice, so tightly packed against itself that he couldn’t move a single finger. He couldn’t see, clos...

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Chapter 199: Of course it’s an ambush

It took several days of cutting through the deep jungle, Calvin’s Bent gradually draining away as his summons were burned through. Thankfully he had the Bad Penny Ability, allowing his summ...

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Chapter 198: Naming the Wildlife

“Alright, this thing’s trying to slow us down and wear us out by splitting us up,” Calvin said, raising a hand. “We’re not gonna let it.”

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Chapter 197: Don’t Get Short With Me

***Charlotte, Senior Mistress at The Den Of Inequity***

Thank the gods I kept my head down, Charlotte thought, leaning against the wall, cold sweat dripping off her nose.

<...

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Chapter 196: Excitement*

The ten ton Knick-knack slammed the sampler down into the earth, the tube of Abyssal steel cutting through loamy earth and tough branches with the same level of ease. Once the ten foot tube ...

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Chapter 195: A Matter of Scale

Learner’s notes day 418: On Learner’s Development

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Chapter 194: Smart Enough to Stay Dumb

***Baroke, Legendarily Quick Shot***

And I’m spent, Baroke thought with a chuckle as he lowered Betty, Bent dry as a bone. He’d spent a week’s worth of Bent on that, but da...

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What was your Tax Rate? I think we'd All like to know.

In the interest of transparency, how much was the charge for my Patreon, specifically? I'm genuinely curious. Once I have enough people responding, I'll put up a poll and we can see what the...

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Chapter 193: Not Completely Stupid™

***Baroke***

Baroke reflexively elbowed the person with the hand around his mouth.

The weight behind him was propelled backward, crashing through the underbrush before slamming i...

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Chapter 192: First Contact

Learner’s notes, day 415: On war

Humans are similar in behavior to a social insect, as they will come into violent conflict with other on a semi-regular basis as the edges of thei...

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Chapter 191: Expedition

Well, at least I managed to leave Goob behind, Calvin thought as they trekked through the jungle, looking for the most elusive monster he’d ever heard of.

Other than that tho...

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Chapter 190: Helping Those You Hate

***Calvin Gadsint, Marquis, Prince Consort, Ravager****

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Calvin said, not even a little bit contrite as he wiped tears from his eyes.

“The thought of ...

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189: The Wealth of Nations

Murak sat at Calvin’s desk, going through the shipping ledger, written in transit by Grant. Calvin had asked him to provide advice and an estimate on whether or not Calvin was making enough...

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Chapter 188: A Bloodied Nose

***Prince Bekvah, Kala’s Uncle***

Bekvah had grown up around the smell of the ocean. In fact, next to reading, his favorite pastime was riding the gentle swell of the waves with a lin...

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Chapter 187: Exterminator

***Tzen Chu, Imperial Prince***

After weeks of killing their way through Mujenan and the surroundings, Llortan had finally declare the country ‘clean’ and moved on. The next stop had...

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Chapter 186: The Shifting Bazaar

The people of Uleis were more than happy to have access to a sudden source of cheap wood, especially given the recent tightening supply of their national specialty.

Calvin made out lik...

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Played hooky

Took the day off. I know it's kind of besides the point to struggle to finish yesterday then turn around and procrastinate today, but it's just starting to feel like being bad is something I needed...

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Chapter 185: Slime Salesman

Sent from the desk of Tom Spendle **Error, receiver not validated!**

Cooper! I finally fucking did it! I found the other half of the recipe! For the longe...

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Chapter 184: ‘Cuz I’m having a good time

“What?” Force grunted, scowling.

“You wound a god,” Calvin said, pointing at Force, who sported several burns, a split brow and a bleeding nose. “And people start thinking maybe t...

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Chapter 183: Don’t Stop Me Now

Calvin’s mind raced as he sought an exit strategy.

Of course there was always through Force, but that strategy had several inherent risks, including but not limited to death ...

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Public release extended. $1 and 5$ info

I decided to double up public released chapters per day for the last five days of the spree, making the total 20 chapters, so I raised the chapter clearance of $1 and 5$ by another 5 chapters. 1$ s...

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Chapter 182: Cold sandwich

“Why do you look so down?” Kala asked. “Your sandwich got cold.”

Calvin glanced down at the sandwich, which had stopped steaming in the morning air.

“The way Carem was kille...

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