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Missed a day

I knew early in the day I wasn't going to be able to bring myself to finish the chapter, but that doesn't mean I didn't get any work done today.

I finished about five hundred words of the ch...

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Chapter 181: Use of Force

Carem walked down the street with complete confidence. Anything less would get him stopped by the guard for a screening. They picked up on subtle cues, targeting people who were hesitant or ...

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Chapter 180: General Electric

Okay, so this is how an electric motor works:

Elliot then went into a long and convoluted explanation that for the most part, went over Calvin’s head, includ...

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Chapter 179: Back to Business

After Calvin got clean and began feeling like a human again, he started noticing things.

In the week he’d been gone, there had been some subtle and some not-so-subtle changes in the c...

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Chapter 178: We’re Not Rewarding this behavior!

Learner’s notes, Day 319: On pets.

Humans have a strange practice of caring for useless animals. At first I didn’t understand why a person would own an animal without an...

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Drug suggestions

I had a spot on the discord but it's increasingly difficult to find and all spread out. let's have a place to put it all where i can find it again easily.

suggest any kind of drug you want an...

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Stealth Suggestions

Recent chapter reminded me i haven't gotten suggestions for Stealth before. Let's fix that.

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Chapter 177: Camping Trip

Learner’s Notes, day 318: Human bonding rituals.

Humans have many ways of social bonding, and my new and improved human brain is picking up on them splendidly. I must tha...

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Chapter 176: Pity Outing

“Shhhit.” Calvin said, peeling back the corpse’s dirt-covered lips, revealing a hollow where Carem’s canine used to be.

“Any chance you knocked this out when you were roughing him...

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Chapter 175: Do Better Next Time

“Unhand her this instant!” The patrolling guard demanded, his rail gun leveled at Calvin’s torso.

Something in the way he acted made Calvin think the wrong twitch might result in a ...

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Chapter 174: Detective Calvin

Calvin leapt off the bed, landing in his pants and tugging them up in a matter of seconds.

What the abyss. What the abyss did you do!? Calvin thought, opening the channel to N...

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Learner's response

Learner's response to being the subject of attempted murder seems to be an object of contention. feel free to drop your two cents in the comments, since the poll is sort of limiting.

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Public Chapter Dump Heads up.

First two weeks of June, I'll be releasing 15 ish (maybe more) chapters from patreon to the public. At least a chapter a day. At the beginning of the month, I'll unlock $1 and $5 tiers fifteen chap...

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Chapter 173: Brainpower

Learner’s notes, day 316: Liver tests, and human Aberrations.

Human stomachs are terribly sensitive, reacting poorly to the tiniest change in it’s environment.

<...

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Chapter 172: Them's Prison Rules

What is this stuff? Calvin thought as he rubbed his finger along the white bench. It had no texture, per se, except for a slight sense of granularity. Calvin rapped his fingers agai...

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Chapter 171: A Banal Sort of Romance

Carem sat beside the playground doing his best not to look sketchy as he observed the children while he whittled on a toy.

The toy was for cover, in case someone asked him why he was s...

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Chapter 170: Lightning 101

“So I feel like an idiot asking you this,” Goob said, looking at Baroke up and down. The musclebrained idiot flexing with every movement he made as they walked down the hard-packed streets...

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Chapter 169: Mind Break

Okay, our job as exploiters is to identify any instability in the System, figure out how to repeat it, then see if you can find a way to exploit it for profit. It’d be cool if y...

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Chapter 168: The Killer

+1 Mind!

Carem Sageva sighed, rolling his shoulders as the pleasant tingling worked its way up from his fingers, all the way to the nape of his neck, into his...

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Chapter 167: It’s Called the Parietal Lobe

Carl Daley was once again sitting at his Admin desk, designing a sexy lady with his spork and a dollop of mashed potatoes.

Ten year doctorate in System Engineering, a host of Skill...

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Chapter 166: Fuckin’ Doug

***Llortan***

Llortan’s job as a scrubber was simple, check a planet for signs of Ravager activity, then move on. He could check dozens of systems a decade and come up with nothing, b...

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So Sales Tax Is Going to be a Thing

 

I just got a message that they'll be doing sales tax starting July 1st.
They claim less than half of everyone is gonna be taxed, and a lot of people don't count depending on what ki...

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Chapter 165: I saved you a tongue

Learner’s notes, Day 284: On Fear

Fear is one of the most primal, basic emotions a human can experience, and something wholly alien to me.

I’ve never befo...

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Chapter 164: Violence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Learner’s notes Day 283:

Kala finally found my weakness: Thrillers where an aged crime fighter must battle some kind of monster with a very specific set of strengths and ...

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Chapter 163: Llortan

Plastics were crucial to life in the twenty-first century, but it was unsustainable, between diminishing oil and burgeoning landfills full of unusable crap that would sit there for an eo...

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Chapter 162: E-Savages

Drafting has reached level 18! 90% Correction.

“Muahaha!” Nadia cackled evilly as she swooped over their heads, finally able to control the warping of space...

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Chapter 161: You think the god will notice?

Learner’s Notes, day 271 On Romance Novels:

I was introduced to something called Romance Novels by Kala today. My reading skills have come very far over the time that I’...

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Chapter 160: Jungles are moist.

“This chafes.”

“Why, is something wrong?” Calvin asked, looking over the map. He didn’t see anything that immediately jumped out at him as a horrible mistake, but then again, he d...

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ISP problems

Had to turn my internet back on and unfubar it as well. apparently I wasn’t on autopay even though I explicitly told them to activate autopay. Whatevs, it’s all sorted out now, but it cost me a d...

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Chapter 159: My boxed In Valley

“Huh,” Calvin grunted as the train of barges passed by the dozen or so ooze weavers standing on top of bubbles of snot in the middle of the lake, using their long strands of goop to excava...

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