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Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at a Brothel

William Oh once got his head latched onto by a mind-controlling crab. After a week of mind-bending hallucinations…the hive-mind was under his control.

-    &nbs...

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Chapter 93: A night for romance

There were a couple places they had in mind to check for dark secrets: Abandoned docks, like Reese had suggested And the church of Granesh, because they had such a fine time breaking in the last ti...

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Chapter 92: Cracked Immortal

Fighting William Oh is like fighting a tornado. A force of nature. I personally witnessed no less than fifty men violently tossed around and battered with furniture, all the while grasping at n...

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You guys wanna see the fight?

We all have an idea of how it turned out, but i was wondering how disappointed you would be if I skipped to the morning after?

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Chapter 91: Hold My Beer

Paragraph 82, subsection 3: On Knife Fighting.

Mutually agreed upon knife-fights are legally binding for settling disputes between Party Leaders. They ar...

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Chapter 90: Ocean Life

William Oh arrived at The Flotilla on a ghost ship, carved from the bones of a dead leviathan and piloted by ghosts.

Once they docked, tales spread like wildfire of deckhands and...

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Chapter 89: Gone Fishing

The first time William Oh ever went fishing, he caught ‘The Big One’ without a fishing rod or bait…one handed.

And blind.

…Technically he was ...

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Chapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation

“Travis.”

Travis’s eyes snapped open, the light of early morning peeking over the edge of the raft edge beside his head. “Shit.”

“Indeed.” Loth said, from where she loomed...

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Chapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs

William Oh’s first meal on the Sixth Floor was comprised of King Crab and Flying Caviar that stretched as far as the eye can see. He ate so much expensive fish in a single sitting, that if it...

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Chapter 86: 6th Floor

William Oh conquered the entire Sixth Floor and never once got wet. And yes, I’m including the underwater nation of Gabben Sa’luud.

-       &nb...

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What does 'Permeated tissues' Even mean?

So I wasn't even sure myself what this would do for Mason. I'm dabbling with a handful of ideas, and was wondering what you guys thought was cool.
regardless of which one we pick, his skin is go...

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Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2

“Punth me in the fathe.” Reggie said around the mouthguard.

“I believe you.” Will said, holding his hands up. “Just because it says it reduces damage to your nervous system doesn’...

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Chapter 84: Spoils of War

“This…this is more than we’ll ever need.” Travis said, his gaze crossing the pile of loot in the center of Bee’s abandoned warehouse. Rare sacrifices, weapons, and jewelry was piled up in...

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A tidal wave of loot kicks off book 3. Help me out here.

Alright, so I started writing Chapter 84 which is right around where we are starting book three and the exploration of Floor 6+, and I realized I need to come up with A LOT of new Relics for the pa...

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Chapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize

They took him to a private room in the palace and Will was once again surrounded by people he was fairly sure could end him in the blink of an eye. Ghoul, Bakton, and Luis, who had been waiting for...

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Chapter 82: Bakers United

‘They say William oh singlehandedly saved the city of Akul by wrestling four kaiju to the ground at once. There should be nose hairs, He had one nose hair in each arm-‘

‘Th...

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Chapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch

Danced with the Rotwitch.

-          Climber idiom for ‘died horribly’

Will’s stats were very good…for a level twe...

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Chapter 80: Kicking Things Off

When more than one god has a claim to a truly exceptional soul, they try to outbid each other, offering incentives to the soul to join their afterlife, raising the god’s power and prestige. View Post

Chapter 79: Prison Blues

“So what are you in for?” Void asked, leaning up against the wall and staring at the prisoner in the cell across from him. The emaciated prisoner had disheveled brown hair and a wild look in hi...

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Chapter 78 ‘Fencing’

A forty-foot long snake coalesced out of the miasma in the air, its serpentine loops pooling around him and nearly blocking Will’s sight of his opponent.

The snake’s head reared high abov...

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Thanksgiving Brainstorming.

I got cooking and cleaning today, family over tomorrow, so chances are I won't have time to write a chapter. Expect the next chapter to be on Friday-sat.

I will do some writing today, but wh...

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Chapter 77: New Blood

Will’s eyes narrowed as he took in the slightly built girl in front of him.

“What better way to settle who’s the better Phantom thief once and for all than a tournament?” Bee said, ge...

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Chapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures

One may be excused for believing that William Oh can see the future: He can’t. He has an outstanding capacity to recognize patterns, which, to the untrained eye may SEEM like he is predicting...

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Chapter 75: Nothing Personal

I saw William Oh get mad once. It was just a bit scary.

-          Tracy Manon, level 35 Announcer

 

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Chapter 74: Teaching Caution

It’s said that Lumesh finally found William Oh one of those nights of searching for his missing jaw. He possessed one of William’s servants, a black dragon, prince among his kind, aiming fo...

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Chapter 73: Round Three

There was one upside to fighting two matches in one day:

Will didn’t have to do anything but rest the next day. He vaguely suspected a setup, but when they marched him and the...

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Chapter 72: Round 2

Theres no such thing as a ‘fair fight’ with William Oh. Merely being his opponent has already put you at a disadvantage. What did you expect? A fight where either side has an equal chance o...

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Chapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken

Bron Gilder, the level 50 Bishop of the church of Granesh clicked his tongue as Hiro Tomaki walked out of the arena into the contestant’s area, his body stiff and trembling with shame as he strug...

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Ideas for the next five fighters?

We're gonna have six rounds and I'd like a few of the other contenders have a few surprises/gimmicks of their own that Will has to think on his feet to defeat.

I'm interested in interesting ...

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Chapter 70: Round One

The day of the tournament marched towards them, but Will didn’t sit idle. Motivated by the fact that his life was on the line, he channeled all his energy into three things:

#1: Powe...

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