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Set off some fireworks for July's winner...

Chizuru Mizuhara from Rent a Girlfriend by a single vote! It was a close race, but the Sphinxes have sp...

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D.Va Gets Nerfed

A couple of fun facts and notes before reading:

Tracer’s real name is Lena and she’s 5’4”.

D . VA’s real name is Hana and she’s eit...

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Tentative 50 Patrons Celebration!

Oh, shoot, I hit 50! Didn't even realize it until someone commented. Thanks for that, by the way!

Ok, so technically, I'm not actually at 50 patrons. Patreon is dumb and keeps counti...

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Thistle's C-List Meal Ticket

“A-And you’re SURE this will work?” Harry asked for the millionth time, sweat trickling down his neck.

Thistle rolled her eyes and leaned against the alley wall. “Yeah, dumba...

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Hot Tub Tum Time (Comm)

Unbelievable. Un-be-LIEV-able! This was ridiculous! Why? Why was this happening to Molly? Whyyyyyyyy!?

The frustrated woman slammed her fork down and stared down at the rema...

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Casual Juice Enjoyer Watches a 'Mukbang'

“It’s been great, I guess, but I should probably get going. I need to eat and post an update.”

“I still can’t believe that you pander to those people. It’s gross.”

“It b...

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Thoughts on monster gal content? Yes? No?

Before starting on Streaming a Feeding, I'd decided that if I was gonna do a lamia fic, I would do a LAMIA fic, not just a regular fic with a gal who happens to have snake bits. That meant...

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Streaming a Feeding

CW: This fic features a lamia in all her monster girl glory. There's no vore, but I don't shy away from making use of a lamia's snakey characteristics. If you don't like the land versio...

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Our Big June Winner IS-

D.Va, from... that one game! It wasn't a very big game, so I'm not sure how many of you would even reco...

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~June plans~

It's June time, which is completely different from morbin time. There will be no morbin here. Only orbin. Orbin them tums. Eyyoooooo.

I know, I know, my joke is bad and I should feel bad. Mov...

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Anya is Bad at Moral Support (Short)

This was it. This was her one and only chance. If she missed this strike, Yor’s life was over. Just remain calm… aaaaand

*THUNK!*

“Awww! Mummy killed...

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Weiss' Ice (Cream) Vice

Quick heads-up: This fic technically takes place in the RWBY Degenerate AU that I’ve done a number of commissions for. All you really need to know for this fic in particular is that Y...

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A Tight Drinking Game

Tasha was excited. She and Kat had been spending a lot of time at her flat, but Kat’s flat was… well, no offense to the lovely woman living there, but it wasn’t really… lived in. She didn...

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A Rare Day Off (Short)

Spoiler Note: This takes place after the events of the Crimson Flower route in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I avoided as many spoilers as possible, but if you’re at all worried about th...

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An Eventful Business Trip (pt. 2)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Kerry was so fucking fucked. Unbelievably fucked. Immeasurably fucked. It was over. It was all over.

The sweaty brunette...

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Gonna be a bit late... again. But for good reason!

Ok, I know I said new stary yesterday or today, but it's gonna be till tomorrow instead. There's a good reason, though!

I've been working on the Tasha fic and it was getting pretty l...

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Mid-Month update time!

It seems to be a pattern that I'm fairly inactive at the start of the month and then I get my chiz together starting around the middle. I should try to fix that. In the meantime, though...

I'...

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It's a Date~

“Hello! Have you been waiting long?”

Ganyu smiled over at Keqing as she approached the table. “I’ve only just arrived myself, so don’t worry.”

Keqing breathed a small sigh o...

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The May winner is...

The haughty and oh-so responsible Weiss Schnee gets an exclusive fic in honor of her birth month! I can...

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~Plans for May~

Heyo, lovelies! It's time to clue you all in on my plans for the month~

First off, I completely blanked on the short fic for last month. Totally my bad! Edelgard and Byleth will be getting th...

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Fuckin' Bet

“...And what the fuck do you know, Rock? You think you know me? You don’t know shit!”

The shithead Japanese man just sighed as he knocked back a shot of whiskey. “It’s not about kno...

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Mindy's Collab Practice

Ok, so, Mindy had a problem. A pretty big problem. Gigantic, really.

Mindy was an artist, first and foremost. That was her jam. Her deal. Her bread and butter. She made a living off of her ar...

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~ New ~ Fic ~ Today or Tomorrow ~

Just keeping y'all in the loop. I've got a lovely little fic in the works to post either today or tomorrow (depending on when I get the time to finish it). 

I don't have the means to giv...

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How to Make a Chocolate Egg

Cris was scared. Not for her life or anything, of course - she just had a general sense of anxiety. It was Easter, after all. Her favorite dom gal was weird enough the rest of the year, but she alw...

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One Tantalizing Teatime

“...And I’m telling you, he’s the best. Always remembers our anniversary, always knows what kind of gifts I want without asking me, listens when I’m feeling bitchy, and knows a...

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The April Winner is...

Revy from Black Lagoon! It's another show that I haven't watched, so I guess it's time to make some mor...

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~ It's ~ Poll ~ Time ~ (April)

Ladies, germs, both, and neither, it's time to pick which lovely lady/ladies are gonna end up with too much junk in their front!

A few older suggestions have been given a second chance at vic...

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Neo's Most Excellent Prank (Short)

Quick heads-up: This short is based on the degen RWBY AU that I’ve written a good few fics for at this point. As such, all the gals are older and they've 'matured' in a lot of ways. Oh, but N...

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April General Update thing

Heyoooo! It's ya girl, Jaundis, back at it again with the cringe intro!

After careful consideration and review, it probably is still best to do updates here on Patreon than to use Twitter, ev...

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Rias Rounds Out

NOTE: Every character here is 18+. Rias and Akeno are potentially already 18 from the very start of the show and I’m deliberately having this take place later on in their third year so th...

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