Oh my word!
I'm away for a few days and my inbox is brimming with messages! Although I have been less active here, many, MANY behind-the-scenes happenings have taken place. Sometimes a deer just needs time. 2025-05-10 12:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Radiowaves ASMR posts
Belated Birthday!
I missed LadyAdrasteia666's birthday anouncement yesterday! I suppose I should go to the punishment corner for such a blunder. Happy Belated Birthday, LadyAdrasteia666!
2025-05-10 12:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostToday's the day; no chat
Since there's a premiere, I will probably omit today's chat. Busy weekends can't wait, you know! :P
After chat!
What a way to kick off the Summer! Thank you for attending!
Belated birthday!
Cat's birthday was on May 5! Happy Belated Birthday, Cat, I hope it was fantastic!
2025-05-07 10:50:08 +0000 UTC View PostSoon!
I live, I swear! Because no one seems to have a very specific image of human chair Alastor at an amusement park, specifically Pontchartrain Beach from 1928, I am creating a drawing myself. Get read...
2025-05-07 10:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Recording tomorrow
The deer is firing on all six cylinders! Tomorrow I will record and upload a drawing!
2025-05-01 20:13:56 +0000 UTC View PostV-card reviews!
I can't stop now, I'm on a roll! *finishes drawing*
2025-05-01 19:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post"V-card" mp3 and mp4 downloads
Art by: @angyiien and @eyuggchild
Another commission down! Hearing this, you will see why I say this is AU to my AU Hellaverse.
"V-card" script
Art by: @angyiien and @eyuggchild
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(jaunty ragtime music playing)
...And that, my dear, is how I became the honorary mayor of...
Like a Beast!
Yes, darlings, that is how I have been working on projects, "like a beast"! So much so that, regretfully, I will not have chats this week at all. My apologies, but I can't stop my fast and furious ...
2025-05-01 09:38:10 +0000 UTC View PostSore throat!
I recorded today, and I have exhausted my vocals. It's NSFW, but primarily contains a bunch of nervous laughter. Stay tuned!
2025-04-29 11:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostSound reel and outtake combined!
"Oral manipulation". That will be on the aspiring biologist quiz.
2025-04-28 11:42:55 +0000 UTC View PostWant a slightly spicy sound reel today?
I so happen to be making one. What a coincidence!
2025-04-27 14:22:28 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the chat
So following a BRUTAL struggle with patreon, I discovered how to add new merchandise!
After chat
Here you go! Enjoy! And watch out for chocolate eggs!
2025-04-25 20:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostShuffle!
As commissions finish, they can change order of release. Expect these soon, like, within 3 weeks:
"V Card" (AU)
"Amusement"
"Promenade"
The mystery date of June 15, 2025 on my 5,000...
"Dual" NSFW download (mp4 and mp3)
Art by @Noxoic and @strawijuice
This commission tackled a somber subject.
"Dual" script
Art by @Noxoic and @strawijuice
Another commission down!
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(Listener walking down hotel hallway fx)
(Alastor talking on, phone gettin...
Uh Oh!
That title alone can't be good! What has this sweet deer been doing? Why, making completely NOT lurid and tawdry audios!
This is "Dual". Expect it in a couple of hours.
Tomorrow?
Who wants a sweet NSFW tomorrow? It involves Orenji-chan and gel sounds!
2025-04-23 17:22:16 +0000 UTC View PostAh, what a morning!
The birds are singing, the coffee is hot, all while I'm trying to determine which take of "I'm going to come on your back!" sounds the best.
Good Morning!
Belated birthday!
Happy belated birthday to ⍣⋱☆☽ℒ𝓊𝓃𝒶⍣⋱☆☽! It was yesterday!
2025-04-22 10:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostA new contender!
Orenji-chan, also known as an orange, joined my sound bank this morning of extremely questionable sounds. Get ready for her premiere very soon.
2025-04-21 12:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Egg bois hunt!
That horrid jackalope Cat obtained wasn't so dead, it turns out! Alas, this teaches you NOT to purchase taxidermy is shady pawnshops in Hell.
GASP! What's this?! That despicable creature kid...