Mertkaykay

ISDW Whistleblower

Yes, I'll tell my bro to remove the AI generated Viet Cong Gamers picture before it goes live

The Elden Ring Video - a Sneak Peek

Trying a new video format today! Let me know how you like it.

Made in Abyss - Sneak Peek

This has been one of my most enthusiastically requested videos ever! I recorded it over the last few days and it's ready for you now.

Sneak Peek - Five Nights at Freddy's Review

Hey folks! I'm off out into the world today, but I wanted to leave you with something special. It's my final recorded script for a FNAF review! I will hand this over to my brother and he will hopef...

Ranking every Saw Trap (Saw 1-10)

CW: gore!

Note: the audio is a bit low, apologies!

Silent Hill 2 & The Male Loneliness Epidemic

Here's the recorded script for our next video, in podcast form! Enjoy!

Sneak Peek - The Walking Dead: The Final Season

Sneak Peek - The Idol

Hey folks! Next video is The Idol, and Vimeo is being real weird about allowing embeds right now. You can see it here: 2023-11-30 20:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post

5 Minute Review - Tomb Raider Definitive Edition

I feel like this could have been a full-length video, particularly because of the discussions of violence that I briefly touched on at the end. I might have to revisit this. 

5 Minute Review - Onimusha Warlords

5 Minute Review - Far Cry New Dawn

Happy November, Patrons!

I hope you all enjoyed the daily Halloween reviews last month. I still need to go and reply to all the comments on them, but Patreon’s UI is slow which dissuades me. (bad UX.)

Anyway, I enj...

5 Minute Review - Bugsnax

[31/31] Terrifier 1 & 2

Here we are, folks! We top off this October with Terrifier 1 & 2.

Major warnings ahead for gratuitous gore. This is entirely uncensored, as the censored version will be going up on YouTub...

[30/31] Evil Dead Rise

Penultimate review, HERE WE GO! The final one is tomorrow, I have a fat review planned, and I'm going to be up all night making it. 

[29/31] Silent Hill (2006)

WE'RE AT THE FINISH LINE. TWO MORE TO GO!

[28/31] Saw X

You called it, Diet Goth! I hope you enjoy!

[27/31] Escape Room

I've vented all I need to vent about losing my job now, future Patreon videos will not feature it :D Also thanks for the super sweet messages yesterday folks!

[26/31] No One Gets Out Alive

A brilliant film. Also I got laid off today. I hope you're all doing well!

[25/31] The Perfection

Warning: there's a lot of vomit in this film. I'd give this a swerve if you're feeling a bit queasy today.

[24/31] Wounds

There's not a ton to say about this movie beyond the fact that it's really weird. Enjoy!

[23/31] Jigsaw

Today we discuss one of the weaker instalments of the Saw series! Let's crack on with Jigsaw!

[22/31] Speak No Evil

9 more reviews to go! I can't believe it. Also this has been an extreme effort. It's been super rewarding to quickfire so many reviews and - man, I have a lot of thoughts. I'll talk about them at t...

[21/31] The Conjuring: The Devil Made me Do It

[20/31] Hellraiser (2022)

Next on the list is a movie you'll be glad to hear I love. No notes! Perfect film.

[19/31] Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey

Woops I accidentally went on holiday for four days and now I'm having to rush a little bit. This bitch doesn't miss a deadline though >:( ENJOY!

[18/31] Hellhouse LLC

This video is shorter than I'd have liked, but at this point in the month I began to realise that I had absolutely burned out on Found Footage horror. I was tired of the format and it really shows ...

We're halfway through October - let's catch up!

Hey folks, I hope you're having a pants-wettingly scary month of October. 

I'm glad to see you've been enjoying the video reviews. In a cruel twist of fate, I'm too busy working on them ...

[17/31] Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

This movie was WILD in all the worst ways. I've never seen a left/right dynamic like this, and I've also never seen a movie this boring. Enjoy!

[16/31] Krampus

We've hit the halfway point!