SA336 Script
This includes the lyrics to the Numbers song, which will be posted as a stand alone file after I land in Virginia tomorrow (for Patrons only, of course).
2019-07-25 05:19:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This includes the lyrics to the Numbers song, which will be posted as a stand alone file after I land in Virginia tomorrow (for Patrons only, of course).
2019-07-25 05:19:55 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I'm about to leave for Virginia Beach and didn't have enough time to do as thorough an edit as I normally do. So I hope you don't mind a ton of bonus material this week...
Sho...
Feel free to read along. Or just gawk at the horror of Eli's punctuation...
2019-07-18 03:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostBe sure to stick around until the end, or you'll have no idea who the "Poison Ivy Man" is...
Show Notes:
In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the ...
And because we secretly love you patrons the most, here's a peek behind the curtain...
2019-07-11 05:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the late drop. Working on a disturbingly small amount of sleep, but we'll get it together by next week, we promise.
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, America ...
2019-07-11 05:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will da...
2019-07-04 03:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons,
If you live anywhere near the "Ark Park" or happen to be in the area this weekend, you can come down and spend a few hours with Noah and the Tri-State Free Thinkers protest...
2019-07-02 19:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post1000 apologies. I stayed up late and put the script together last Wednesday; then entirely forgot to post it. It's just been sitting there in the folder until Tim reminded me today that I hadn't po...
2019-07-02 17:12:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the file cut off at the end of episode 332. It's more efficient to drop the file here than re-upload the original. This is a Patron only benefit, so please no sharing!
2019-06-27 15:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: T...
2019-06-27 03:34:47 +0000 UTC View PostStick around to the end and hear all about Eli laughing at a child falling in a grocery store and not realizing he's a horrible person.
---Shownotes---
In this week’s episode, G...
2019-06-20 01:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostYou'll find the script for episode 330 at this link.
2019-06-13 21:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so sorry it's so late, but we're still recovering from San Francisco. And will be for a minute...
2019-06-13 06:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostGo to this link to enjoy the show. It will begin promptly at 9pm EST.
YouTube: https://youtu.be/vrdHcVld_7E&nb...
2019-06-09 00:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE and F.A.Q.:
No one has gotten an “invite” YET with a link to the live stream.
We’ll create a private #YouTube link & send it via @Patreon email...
2019-06-08 16:08:47 +0000 UTC View PostFor tomorrow night's #PiatPJParty, Health + Eli will make an appearance in character as Sarah + Melania. They will take questions from the live feed, but in order to cover as many as possible, we'r...
2019-06-07 19:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the link to this week's script; which had to be assembled like Frankenstein from the corpses of the scripts from the last few episodes.
2019-06-05 20:27:12 +0000 UTC
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Not much bonus content for you this week, but we'll make up for it with five hours of livestreaming starting at 9pm eastern time on Saturday. Look for a link coming soon to this very Patreon feed.<...
2019-06-05 19:55:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe script for this week's episode can be found here for patrons at the $2 and above levels.
2019-05-30 02:50:58 +0000 UTC
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Not only do you get a bonus headline, but you get a headline longer than any of the ones the non-Patrons get. Because you deserve it.
(Shownotes)
In this week’s episode, Be...
2019-05-30 02:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostStarting this week, Patrons at the $2 and up level get a brand new perk! Access to full show scripts available at the link below. And, by popular request, we even left in Eli's terrible grammar and...
2019-05-23 05:10:16 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, you get a lucky 13 minutes of bonus material.
In this week’s episode, The Handmaid's Tale becomes a documentary, Margaret Atwood sues the entire American S...
2019-05-23 04:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe've been working overtime here at PIAT headquarters to get you as much bonus content as possible this month to thank you for making our Maytreon pledge drive such a success. So, for your consider...
2019-05-17 18:08:08 +0000 UTC View PostStick around to the end to hear why Eli's probably not allowed in Morocco anymore.
(At the request of a few patrons, and upon realizing that it really only delays the release of the episode ...
Hello Patrons,
Because we have the very best fans in the Atheist Universe, we have to make new Patreon goals. You broke the previous ones In the first 10 days of the #Matre...
2019-05-10 15:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, sorry I'm getting this one up after midnight, but it takes so long to edit when we're I have 20 extra minutes of Patron only content to get through.
Enjoy...
Okay, so we were a little overwhelmed by the early Maytreon results and figured all of you deserved a reward. So I accelerated my plans a bit and got this AMA ready for you guys a bit sooner than w...
2019-05-04 01:24:41 +0000 UTC View Post