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Effin' Up

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There was one late...

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Patreon Plaque!

Haha WHAT

So Patreon sent me a motherfucking PLAQUE for reaching 1,000 patrons!

It's super nice and came with little cloth gloves to wear just for handling it (Which, of course, I have no ...

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Überlube

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/uberlube/

I am incapable of calling this anything other than Uber-Luber. I can't help myse...

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The Leo

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/leo-dildo/

This is not a subtle cock.

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Waggle Waggle Waggle

Haha, I’m having a harder and harder time updating here! Like, I only wanna post something if I think it’ll be Worth Your While and, of course, all my half-formed scatterbrained thoughts don’t f...

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Vestibulodynia by Capp

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vestibulodynia/
Guest artist Capp takes over Oh Joy Sex Toy this week to teach us all a...

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The Glamour of Book Distribution

In a previous post, I explained Oh Joy Sex Toy's pretty unique business relationship with Limerence Press<...

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Vaginal Douching

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/douche

DOuching? More like DON'Tching!

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Giveaway Winners!

Alright, so giant THANK YOU to everyone who entered our toy giveaway contest! We got over 450 folks throwing their names into our digital hat and I think either yesterday or the day before Matt sent o...

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Shannon Gee: Interview with a Pole Role Model

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/shannongee/

Y'all know I love pole dancing and if you didn't? Heads up: I love pole dancing....

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Blewit

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/blewit

I... keep trying to make these rhyme-y puns and jokes to go with the name "Blewit" but the...

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Pelvic Exam

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pelvic-exam

Nobody enjoys it, but it's gotta be done! Here's what to expect during your PELV...

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Toy Giveaway to Patrons!

Hey, my most excellent dudes! Matt and I have amassed quite a stockpile of still-in-the-packaging toys that need homes. They need YOUR homes, specifically.
To express how deeply we appreciate (and ...

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All the World's a Stage (Theater and Comics)

My first love was theater.

From the ages of eight till eighteen, my life revolved the stage. I loved performing, I loved learning, I loved being a part of a story, I loved being part of a cast,...

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Edging by Kino

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/edging-kino/

Today's educational comic by Kino will have you on the... EDGE of your seat ;D...

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BookRiot & Make It Then Tell Everybody

I did some yakkin' and some people saw fit to record it! The fools.

For those of you with an aural fixation, I was honored to be the guest on 2016-08-04 20:35:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Designing the Limerence Covers (Guest Post and .gif by Matt!)

Hi everybody!

I was told my last 'design a cover' animated gif wasn't long enough for some of you so today I wanted to show off a longer albeit a bit smaller version that showcases the other tw...

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Fursuits by Grey White

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fursuits-grey-white/

Grey White illuminates the mysteries of fursuiting (The act of...

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FrolicMe

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/frolicme/

Ok, it's date night! Time to set the mood. Wine, candles, chocolate... BUT WHAT PORN...

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Publishers Weekly Starred Review

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god!


Oh Joy Sex Toy Volume 3 got a STARRED Publishers Weekly review<...

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Negative Reviews, Part Deux

Guest post from Matt!

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I got a bit of snarky email today that helped me articulate a problem Erika and I have been having with Oh Joy...

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Doxy Die Cast

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/doxy-die-cast/

The Doxy is the vibrator by which I judge all other clitoral-based sex...

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Amorino

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/amorino/

I'm so bummed my cootch just doesn't like rabbit style vibrators, I know I am ...

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What punctuation do you use for this word?

While I was working on the Quickshot review a couple months ago 2016-07-07 23:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post

That Thing You Like #158

http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/that-thing-you-like/e/158-station-...

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Paying for Porn

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/paying-for-porn

The last two decades have been really fascinating, haven't they? Th...

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I'm jealous of the naked girls

[Patreon struggles with embedded images, so if they don’t display just click the URLs I’ve pasted below each picture]

I'm jealous of the naked girls.

2016-07-04 03:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Pegging by Kazimir Lee

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pegging-by-kazimir-lee

Join Dr. Sol several centuries in the future (Wher...

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Negative Reviews

A work colleague has mentioned a few times that I really should do more negative reviews, that doing so many positive ones makes me look biased. We were emailing yesterday about this and they mentione...

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The Rumble

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/rumble

Let's get rrrrrrready to RRRRRUMBLEEE!

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