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EPISODE 282: Baleful Cleaverpig (Chopnotslop Remix)

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flaming ghost train heading for the Austrian border, an abandoned miniature horse, a troublesome fish sauce factory, a TikTok gambling scheme, and the retur...

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BONUS EPISODE: Please Mothball Your Grandmother

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: What to call your grandmother, how to get porno and crypto for Bigfoot-Cain, and where the fuck is West New York, New Jersey.

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EPISODE 281: You Don’t Have To Be A Carcass Guy To Work Here But It Helps (with Phoebe Roy)

Lucy, Theo and Andrew are joined by the inimitable Phoebe Roy of 10k Posts and Masters of our Domain to discuss: A few hundred unexpected deer carcasses, two tons of cocaine revealed by a bomb thre...

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BONUS EPISODE: I’m A Big Dumb Baby And I’m Afraid Of The Great Beyond

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew present to you: The relocation of a baffling regional festival, a robot that loses your court case for you, a staggering trove of catalytic converters, and the distant unlead...

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EPISODE 280: Someone Gutshot Lightning McQueen (with Explosions&Fire)

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Tom from Explosions&Fire to talk: A butter disaster in Wisconsin, a blood mystery in South Carolina, ambient radiation in Iowa, and an unfortunate comms mix-...

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BONUS EPISODE: This Is What It Sounds Like When Swans Cry

We're back baby! New year, same extremely dumb podcast. This week: A grenade in a garage, RyanAir customers in a corridor, a scam in a funeral home, and a swan in the arms of a first responder.

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EPISODE 279: Show Me A Printout Of "Dutch Kochie"

We're back for 2023 and kicking off with a round-up of the most dangerous party night in Europe: Dutch New Year's Eve. Plus: Premium grade Italian military weed, a truly great American Hall of Name...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XII - Dirigible Fever / Cryonic Youth

Theo and Ben bring you harrowing tales of mayhem and malpractice from both the golden age of ballooning and the dawn of cryonics.

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BONUS EPISODE: They Got That They/Them Santa (with Jesse Black)

Lucy and  marine biologist-of-the-show Jesse are ringing in the holidays with an especially Christmassy episode about one big exploding fish tank and the effects of oil spills on deep sea life...

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Christmas break!

We're taking one! We're taking two weeks off (sort of) which means there'll be no new free episodes for the next two weeks as the free feed gets unlocked bonus episodes BUT because...

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BONUS EPISODE: Nogging Down With My Family

Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: A mirthless Christmas, an unforeseeable sword-swallowing accident, letting your kids touch the tortoises, going GTA mode at the airport, and a mysterious green river...

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EPISODE 278: Look To Chermward

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you a tale of two cities with: West Fargo's crackdown on feeding geese, and Amsterdam's crackdown on money laundering. Plus: Losing your Hyperdome, what happened t...

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BONUS EPISODE: Help! I Married A Cum Rustler

Theo and Ben bring you: A flashing light that will solve capitalism, some valuable missing semen, robbing weddings Hitman-style, coyote assassins with carte blanche, and yet another dog driving a c...

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EPISODE 277: Never Give Your Cow A Second Magnet

In this dazzling episode of the largely Queensland-based visionary Australian comedy current events podcast Boonta Vista, the whole team tackles: The achievements of a blind horse, the Shipping Rep...

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BONUS EPISODE: Magic Steve: Digital Ghost

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Sign vandalism in Idaho, the science of goose harassment, ventilator disagreements in a German hospital, car door C4, and the importance of clothing tag washing ins...

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EPISODE 276: Roadrunnered By The Coyote (with Will Menaker)

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker to discuss: Tear gassing your own troops for morale, losing 45 gallons of iPhones, and an American werewolf in Colorado. Plus: Th...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Night The Toilet Exploded

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A new and improved 90.10 MedBed, an accumulation of pigs, the mystery of the melting toilet, the toilet havens of the Netherlands, stricter rules for ballooning, and ...

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EPISODE 275: The Pengelly 'With Meat' Hypothesis

This week: Robots stealing jobs in Japan, Australian companies at the forefront of future wasteland enemy technology, a personal insight into grease theft, and the Clipping Report.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Monster In The Well

Theo, Lucy and Andrew present: Old People Recalling Things, potential career opportunities for Michiganders in the exciting field of coordinated Smellsters, concerning but energy-rich holes under t...

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EPISODE 274: Turtles On The Blockchain (with JR Hennessy)

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by JR Hennessy, host of 2022-11-17 12:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS EPISODE: How To Prepare Your TSA-Compliant Gunchicken

Andrew and Ben bring you: A shipwrecked Sinterklaas, strapped car salesmen, high school gun hijinks, chicken-based firearm storage, and skydiving.

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EPISODE 273: The Grunter Wears Gorman

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Coyotes terrorising Ontario, disgruntled customers terrorising Salt Lake City, mysterious sounds terrorising Massachusetts, a rogue nurse, and zoomer foods.

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BONUS EPISODE: Moonshine Sonata

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A missing family found, receiving a not-quite-empty coffin, the state of that good North Carolina moonshine, and Andrew got the big snip.

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EPISODE 272: Millions Of Hog Dollars

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you two deeper-than-anticipated dives into the numbers on TikTok-driven dining experiences and the damage being wrought to Texas golf courses by feral hogs.

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Boondock Identity

Riley and Andrew are back for episode 2 of season 5 of Criminal Minds in season 2 of the The Boney Island Whitefish! 

Sean Patrick Flanery is here and he's having a Terrible, Horrible, N...

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BONUS EPISODE: If You Meet Pitbull On The Road, Ask Him How Your Hair Looks

Andrew and Ben bring you: A birdbath that will burn your fucking house down, a tiny heist, playful bees, and taking your town's teeth into your own hands.

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EPISODE 271: Bodily Beschamel (Feat. Riley Quinn)

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by Trashfuture's Riley to solve liquid mysteries, resolve stinky workplace disputes, reflect on s...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Boney Island Mindfish

The Boney Island Boys are back! Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley...

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BONUS EPISODE: Chief Metaverse Officer And A Gentleman

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Piet outlook for the Dutch festive season, losing your house to a highway, a mystery container, and the extremely surprising failure of the metaverse.

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EPISODE 270: The Beef In Our Treads (with Max Lavergne)

Treasured former guest Max Lavergne returns to us having done some personal research into the Papa Gino's mascot issue, plus: Getting hospitalised by a Skyrim meme, an unmalodorous smell on the loo...

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