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BONUS EPISODE: The Boy Who Cried Diarrhea

Andrew, Ben, and Theo talk about Andrew having his appendix ripped out, Wolfmother's outsider art foray into EDM, and the modern scientific consensus on male bisexuality. 

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EPISODE 158: Cody Video '19 (Feat. Mike Isaac)

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by New York Times tech writer Mike Isaac to get deep into bean chat, the fuckedness of Airbnb, the Brazilian resistance emu, and the impenetrable mystery of Adelaid...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlebones

It's Christmas in the Bonesverse and Santa's wearing a bomb vest! Riley and Andrew are joined by Trashfuture's Alice to get a Breakfast Update and examine 2009's economic mess that can only be fixe...

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BONUS EPISODE: Pro-Joyce Activism 2

Everyone's here to look at another dogshit article from the strange woman who gave us the article insisting Alan Joyce earns every penny of his $24 million salary. Plus we open the mailbag to tackl...

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EPISODE 157: Italian Dunmer

Here's a new thing: Regular episodes will be appearing on the Patreon feed as well now! Instead of subscribing to both feeds, you, our cherished Patreon subscribers, will receive both episodes, wit...

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Lucy is doing a live stream!

At 6:00pm AEDT / 1:00am PT, Lucy will be eating a Carolina Reaper chilli and reading the love letters of James Joyce live. Chec...

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Welcome to our new Patrons!

Hey everyone, we've got a lot of new subscribers this month so we just wanted to say welcome and thanks for the support!

Don't forget that if you want to ask a question or suggest a topic for...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Being Joel David Moore

We're saddened to inform you that there is no potential supernatural murderer posited in this episode. But we're very happy to inform you that at least 30% of this episode is promotional material f...

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BONUS EPISODE: City Girls Make Do

Lucy, Andrew, Ben, and Theo are here in the Bonus Realm to answer some questions from the mailbag, read a piece from Enemy of the Show Elizabeth Farrelly, and look into the murky world of monkey la...

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New goals!

Hey everyone, Andrew here.

It's been a while since we updated our goals for new levels of patrons, so we need some suggestions from you! 

These general involve making ourselves ver...

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BONUS EPISODE: Super Bean Me

Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben peer into the mailbag to answer questions on de-red pilling your dad, who should replace the ibuprofen, how much bean is too much bean, and what that butter do.

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bring Your Grandpa To Work Day

Riley and Andrew are back to discuss the collapse of late-2000s network television during the rise of streaming, the provincial local media of Australia and the UK, competing bagel franchises, horn...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bring Your Chef To Work Day

Little green men? Gold coins? Rainbows? What could this all mean? If you're the writers of season 5 of Bones, almost nothing! 

Stephen Fry is here playing Stephen Fry as we're treated to...

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BONUS EPISODE: Tampon Poisoning on the Orient Express

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops pretending to be poisoned to make people like them, and try fit the perverted Fren...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Suspiciously Scarce Super Soldiers

What if this murder victim was a DARPA-created hybrid human-avian killing machine? They almost definitely aren't, but imagine if they were! These are the important things that the writers of this e...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Thin Blue Whine

Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben delve into the troubles between man and cat woman, commiserate with the traumatised cops forced to wait entire minutes for a burger, and imagine a beautiful world withou...

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BONUS EPISODE: It Propofollows

Live from the dick sucking factory, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk George Christensen's dick pills, divorcing your boss, the racist MSN robot, and ant-based alternatives to bees.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Arc Of Britishness

Andrew, Ben, and Theo take a look at the credulous rubes preparing to face off against busloads of Soros-funded Antifa supercommandos, and see how things are going in the beautiful city of Mackay.&...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Mummy Bones Goes to Washington

Riley and Andrew return for the fifth episode about the fifth episode about the fifth season of Bones! Another mystery is afoot! Did an ancient mummy stab someone? Is the never-ending stream of cop...

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BONUS: Ambeence

Listener Alex has kindly send in a recording of his bees. Please enjoy the gentle buzzings of these Sydney-based bees.

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BONUS EPISODE: 5B

Andrew, Theo, and Ben give bees a chance to defend themselves, delve into the many ways bees are smarter than you, and answer any questions you might have about the powerful 5GBioShield USB stick.<...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Mystery of the Pit Mess

Riley and Andrew are joined by Sean from Take A Look Around to recap episode 4 of seaso...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Murder on the Amish Express

Andrew and Riley return for another episode of the number one crime series about bones starring a woman named "Bones": Bones. Today we're learning about the origins of Michael B. Jordan's ...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Killing Loon

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben look at the awful board game that solved gender inequality, the MP who is painfully addicted to gigabytes, and the Anton Chigurh of the bird world.

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BONUS EPISODE: Bleachable Moment

Live from the big scam convention, Andrew, Theo and Ben talk about the cruel censorship of the Church of Bleach by the Therapeutic Goods Administration, Robert Pattinson's moveable feast, and an up...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bones, James Bones

Andrew and Riley are back for episode 2 of the fifth season of Bones, in which network television is brave enough to ask the question "what if James Bond was real and also very bad at bein...

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BONUS EPISODE: King Lizard & The Disfigured Gizzard

Andrew, Ben and Theo do a double-barrel Nature Corner, visit our friends in the Sovereign Citizen movement, and look at the definitely-not-racist facial recognition algorithm that can detect pre-cr...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Cult Murder on the Secret Stealth Submarine

Hey! This patron-exclusive Boonta Vista/Trashfuture collaboration is the first episode of an extremely specific podcast in which Andrew and Riley recap episodes of season 5 of the American crime pr...

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Hello new patrons!

Hello and welcome to our latest subscribers! Every now and then it's worth having a little refresher on how to access the rewards that come with your membership. 

As we all know, the Pat...

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BONUS EPISODE: In The Hall Of The Bunion King

Ben and Lucy discuss the unending flying misadventures of Harrison Ford, the relentless greed of real estate agencies, and the Instagram influencers profiting from giving away money.

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