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Hi all! Had some Internet issues yesterday and other stuff that occupied me, so I'm running a little behind on posting the latest chapters. Should have everything fixed and posted by tomorrow. Than...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! is caught up

Hi all! Quick note that Villains Don't Date Heroes! is now caught up and Crazy Super Fans are getting 25 advance chapters as promised. Thanks for your patience as I worked through that backlog. I k...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 88: Tipsy

I glared up at the good garcon, and suddenly I regretted that I’d never gotten around to perfecting contact lenses that would allow me to shoot high-powered lasers from my eyes.

“Good eve...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 87: Dinner Date

“Good evening Miss Terrare,” the snooty guy guarding the front entrance to Skyhigh said.

I nodded. “Nice to see you again, Thompson.”

Selena leaned in and whispered just loud en...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 86: Clean Up

“You’re a real asshole. You know that, right?”

I leaned against the wall and tried not to get too distracted by Fialux in that towel as she dried her hair.

She'd had a rapid mood ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 83: True Fear

That irritation coming through the link spiked again. Varis grasped my arm and pulled me away from the gathered livisk. She wore a look of supreme annoyance. There was no need for a mental link to ...

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100 Members Celebration and Author Update!

Hoo boy! The Patreon just hit 100 total Members!

When I started revising Villains and writing Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend back in March I never could've imagined that the Patreon would grow ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 84: Depression

I sighed as I checked on the log for this morning. It’s not like I was spying on Selena. Not exactly.

It was all about her health. At least that’s what I told myself. And her health wasn...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 83: Plot Interrupted

I stood. Brushed myself off. Looked at the mounting charge display for my shields with a great sigh of relief. A sense of relief that was interrupted by incoherent screaming.

“No, no, no, n...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 82: Rescue Operations

"I thought you said the empress wasn't likely to try and attack."

"I said that it would be stupid for her to try and attack," Varis said, looking up and around.

I followed her gaze as w...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 82: Hero in Distress

I really needed to take out those robots, but I wasn’t going to be able to do anything without that control panel. If she was trying so desperately to keep it away from me that was a sure sign it...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 81: Beatdown

I wasn’t going to let a giant robot psych me out. Installing some shutters that made the thing look like it was glowering at me wasn’t going to stop me. Especially when that was yet another ide...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 81: Disaster Area

I paused for a moment as the fighter craft finally set down. I looked up at the threat board, half expecting to see a volley of missiles coming our way.

But the threat board was green, or may...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 80: Rescue

I was going to kill her. Plain and simple.

Even when I’d been fighting Fialux for control of the city I’d never had the desire to actually kill and maim her. Dominate her? Yes…

Th...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 79: Argument

“Aren’t you going to do something?” she asked.

I stared. I tried to bite down on the spike of irritation that suddenly shot through me. It was difficult. I managed to talk through gritt...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 78: Back in the Saddle?

“…And I’m telling you this is a terrible idea,” I said as the world flashed white around me and Fialux and I materialized on top of a building near the edge of downtown.

The sounds we...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 77: Home Video

This was perfect. Maybe I couldn’t show her footage of what our life had been like, but I could show her what happened on the day we finally and definitively fell for each other.

“What is...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 76: Proof

I gave Fialux a wide berth for the rest of that day into the next. Things got a little awkward after she realized she’d been crying on me for the better part of an hour.

They got even more ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 75: Pain

She kept crying. I couldn’t think of anything to say. How did you console someone in a moment like this?

So I ran a hand through her hair. It was always so nice stroking her hair. It always...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 80: Damage Report

We reached the hangar level and Varis took off at a sprint. Craft were taking off all around us and heading out of the shielding. I could actually see the shielding when I looked out over the city....

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 79: Explosivo

I’d seen nukes going off on a planet surface before. Only I’d been high in orbit when I was watching, which meant I was at something of a safe remove.

It didn’t feel anything like this....

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 78: Dropping Bombs

It only took me a moment to get over my surprise. Then I turned a glare on Varis, and she took a step back. Probably because she could feel the annoyance pulsing through the link.

No, this we...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 74: Cry It Out

Fialux touched a hand to her head and squeezed her eyes shut.

“Temporary amnesia? But…”

I held a hand up, and for a wonder she actually shut up. That trick never worked when I tri...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 73: Memory Loss

Admittedly my reflexes weren’t all they could be. They weren’t nearly as good as they were when I was in my suit and I had hundreds of sensors and algorithms working to make me better, faster, ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 77: Trial by Combat

Later that evening we were back up in the sparring room. She waved her hand and again the rows of swords appeared in front of us. I held my hand out, fully expecting one of the practice swords to c...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 76: Crazy Terran

"Are you sure you want this house to come to the Grand Gathering?" Varis asked, staring at the big board.

It was a big board. Not the one I'd been working on in the VIP suite with Arvie. But ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 72: Waking Up

I felt ridiculous carrying a tray into the room, but if I was going to go to the trouble of making breakfast in bed then I was going to go to the trouble of doing it right.

Even if the whole ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 71: Tinkering

I stepped into my tinkering lab and pulled out one of the strange weapons Dr. Lana had used on Fialux that fateful night I’d stepped in to rescue her.

It seemed fitting that the world’s g...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 70: Fixer Upper

There was a moment of hesitation from the medical computer. Which spoke volumes since that moment of hesitation on the part of a computer was the equivalent of an eternity for a mortal human whose ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 69: Dangerous Treatment

“Medical bay 1 is prepped,” the computer said.

“Right. Thanks,” I muttered. “At least you can do something right.”

Of course the computer would think of prepping the medbay ...

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